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Sleepy Panda


Some people are morning birds, other people are night owls. Me? I'm some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon.

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Trixie always messes things up. She just cannot do anything right.

This is a collection of short stories taking place in Ponyville. Don't take these too seriously, I'm writing these mainly just to clear writers block.

Chapters (11)
Comments ( 51 )

And then their twin...twins came back in season four?
Brilliant! :pinkiehappy:

Ha! That was hilarious, and quite a fitting fate for the Flim-Flam fakers. :rainbowlaugh:

Glue is also made from horse hooves.
So...yeah. :trixieshiftright:

Trixie doesn't know how duct tape works? :twilightoops:

Cleary she isn't cut out to be a member of the Equestrian version of Mythbusters.

i thought that she would've called a news crew first

4848001 So they don't show meat on the show, but they have jello, which is technically still eating other ponies.
(Assuming the ham sandwich in Swarm of the Century isn't tofo)

4847999
Apparently, capitalization and proper punctuation are a couple of myths that could be examined. :trollestia:

4848057 inb4 *goes to search all the famous genocide leaders in history*
...Eeeyup.

4848061
I was going to let that one slide, but since you brought it up, proper grammar does seem to be another myth. While we're at it, why don't we add correct spelling to that list, as well?

How did a comment about glue being made from horse hooves end up with a comment about people killing all the redheads? :facehoof:

4848110 Yeah, I guess that's another myth we'll never know.

4850346 and yet you'd be fine with it if someone tried to kill off all redheads?

4850424 I'm just going to dye my hair red now :trollestia:

...*Sigh* Trixie ends up as the buttmonkey once more. :fluttershysad:

Does she lend herself to it? Well... yeah, okay fine. Well written little slices of craziness. Hope your writer's block cracks enough to put out something a bit more plotty.

4851449 don't worry, I'm writing better fics right now, but I'm saving them all for one-shotober.

4848101

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TRANSLATION


(And we don't want to forget about the myths about being able to get our points across. For example, I can tell you something, but it turns out to be something that means something else. I know this from experience.) Yes, I'm actually a guy that doesn't suck that bad in English. It was a joke. :trollestia:

4863139
Heh. That actually made me laugh. I do have one question regarding that last thing you said, though:

Yes, I'm actually a guy that doesn't suck that bad in English. It was a joke. :trollestia:

You have heard of Don't Explain the Joke, haven't you? :facehoof:

4863375
Of course I have! I was just worried that the people would respond with something like...

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Or maybe...
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Then, I would've had to be like...
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(And just for kicks and giggles...)
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*EDIT* And as it would appear, reason 3 was, technically, already done when I posted the comment... thank you, sleep deprivation! :twilightblush: :facehoof:

4867034

I was just worried that the people would respond with something like...

I see. Here on the internet, I would have to agree that your worry is very well-founded. :twilightoops:

4929095 Thanks!:twilightsmile: Do you mind giving me an upvote though?:twilightsheepish:

Forgot to read this chapter...

HAHAHAHAHA! BEST WAY TO USE MONEY!!!

Could have ended with "That's right! Tremble before the Almighty Trixie's awesome power!"

...alright, then. Trixie failed, but in doing so she impressed filly Smart Cookie. Yep. She failed, and then benefited from it.


why not they deserved it!

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