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Pinkie Pie, the peerless party pony we know and love, has always perplexed Twilight Sparkle, who finally can study Pinkie after her mentor arrives in Ponyville to retrieve her. Between the years of rock farming and her new life as a party planner, Pinkie was a martial artist, a brilliant disciple in the nuttiest and most powerful form of hoof-to-hoof combat, Shugakain. The time has come to recieve her final training, and she must spend three months on the poorest part of Equestria to train, kept company only by an overanalyzing Twilight and Spike, who seems to be losing his mind. As well as documenting her friend's tribulations, Twilight tries to piece together the broken memories Pinkie reveals as she sleeps.

Back home, madness strikes Ponyville. The remaining four Elements of Harmony enter a 2500 bit bet: whoever can go two months with their life turned upside down wins a fortune. And so it comes to pass that Rainbow Dash goes to college, Applejack becomes a romance writer, Rarity plays dress-up as a birthday party clown, and poor Fluttershy enters the ring as an amateur buckboxer... Will their friendship keep them bound together, or will a year's worth of tax free money be enough to split the four friends apart? What secrets lie buried in Pinkie's mind? And what happens when Twilight is finally proven right on a problem settled long ago?

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This might be the most creative story I've ever seen.
Five suprisingly handsome moustached Spikes for you. :moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache:

Great start! Keep it going!

- The First
P.S. Is Master Roundhouse's character based of the protagonist of Kung Fu Panda (Don't know panda's name lol)

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*blink blink* Thanks! That's the best review I've gotten, based on moustache volume!

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Thanks kindly! Although Po the Panda is a great character, I wasn't inspired by him. In fact, Roundhouse is the only character I've created not based on anyone, fictional or not. That being said, I like that idea :twilightsmile:

This is probably one of the most interesting Pinkie Pie Origin Stories that I have ever heard of. Good Show sir, really good show.

Martial arts+Pinkie Pie = Genius. :moustache:

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It's not her origin, it's what she did in the years between leaving the Pie family rock farm and partying with the other Elements. Although, that's very nice of you to say, I'm quite flattered:twilightblush:

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Well then, that means one of us would know what they're talking about! I'm almost patently overweight and have no coordination, furthest I got was a purple belt in Tae Kwon Do. Purple was the fourth lowest of countless colurs. The martial arts style I created for this, Shugakain (say it fast) has little enough to do with any respectable martial arts style. If it did, it would be much more intriguing, I'm sure.

463774 Well, thanks kindly! Hilarious mental image, no? I'm debating with a friend whether or not this is the funniest thing I've ever done. She just died when I said, and quote, "Super Saiyan 2 Pinkie Pie."

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Look up what the Shaolin Monks do, that's probably the closest to what you are going for in the story. good story, by the way.

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I've done some minor research on them. I'm impressed by the devotion they show to their training. I suppose Shaolin is the closest to it, but I went with the scientific approach to their (the ponies')martial arts. I can't spoil yet, sadly, but it comes with an explanation of Pinkie's amazing reality warping powers. Oh, and thank you kindly!

It's like two stories sloppily thrown together. Doesn't really work.

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Didn't expect it to work all that well, but once it gets going, I'm sure it'll improve. I've gotten some good reviews from friends concerning the rough draft of part two, so let's hope that might impress you.

Pfff, this is looking to be a fun ride! I do hope both sides of the story get good coverage. They both sound so amusing!
Might I add, this is the first fic I've read with a fa- er, chubby Twi. I can't say I've ever really thought about that.
Anyway, this is well written and intriguing. I can't wait for the next chapter!

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Thanks kindly! Believe me, they will- I've been percolating this idea around in my head, and it finally snapped into place. There's no way I won't cover both halves, but expect Pinkie Pie to be the priority here. I took a Jung personality test, and compared it to a chart. I got Twilight as my matching personality, and looked in the mirror. That's where her little problem came from. Do expect it soon, my typing schedule has increased exponentially.

Wow I greatly enjoyed reading this. To be honest, the description was weird like "oh great another bad fanfic" :ajbemused: but now that I read it, I can't wait for the next chapter!! :pinkiehappy: This story is very creative and the characters are right in character. I couldn't keep myself from laughing when Pinkie Pie was describing what everypony had to do. Keep up the awesome work!

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Thanks kindly! I'm not much of a summarizer, so that may have turned you away, but I'm glad you read through it. It was a pain to enact Pinkie Pie in my head, so I just copy-pasted my younger sister like I always do. The different bets part I thought was the funniest bit in the whole thing. Expect more somewhat soon!

Don't you mean the way of the.....ohhhhhhh i get it :rainbowlaugh:

So pinkie looks like dan hibiki, there should be a fic with him in it lol

Quite liked it, looking forward to more!

I'm thinking more Drunken Master than Karate Kid, but whatever!

464169 I have no idea who that is. The title is a philosophical one, based off of the Futurama episode, "The Why of Fry." In this, we explore Pinkie's mental state a bit further, explaining her mental processes and why she is how she is.

464325 Expect it soon!

464336 I see what you did there, and I approve.

464486 That's also good. Really, though, I have no martial arts film that (knowingly) inspired me to write this.

THIS IS BRILLIANT 5 moustaches and a trolestia!!:moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::trollestia:

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Heh, thanks! It'll get better soon, too!

You have summoned TheStallion to your story for his verdict on your story. He claims that it is an amazing tale one that bring about many lols. He wishes you to continue your task Blank Slate.

466492 Your welcome have a great time writing this! And thank you for taking your time to write this. :pinkiehappy:

Damn...I was gonna do a fic similar to this...I wonder if I should still go through with it :twilightblush:

And so it begins... By any chance are we going to see Twilight with an all pink mane by the end of this? Just curious.

473361 Please do, I'd love to see what you're capable of!
473465 Heh, mebbe... :rainbowkiss:
473490 Just you wait; I've been spitballing a certain idea around and it's gotten some good reviews :twilightsmile:

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That would be totally awesome. Though, having two ponies able to break and shatter the laws of reality with one realizing the potential of the powers it has can lead to some very epic awkwardness. Plus, I think that we've only gotten a taste of what Pinkie Pie, and Master Roundhouse for that matter, can do. Still, Rarity as a clown... Priceless.

473702 Awkward indeed. Don't expect anything beyond what's seen here, and maybe a little extra power until the finale. That should be plenty when it gets there. Expect pop culture references, more fighting awesomeness, and the remaining four narrating their first days on the job. And yes, clown Rarity was my favourite part of this, even though AJ and Pinkie captured the spotlight here.

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So no Random Super Sayan(Cant buckin spell the damn thing right) references in the middle of the fight? Is okay, I cant wait to see what a reality breaking Twilight is capable of. You may proceed to send curious chills down this reader's spine.(Not supposed to be dirty at all, just really looking forward to it.)

473655 Thank you for your permission! I'll start sometime next week if I manage to beat Prototype 2 around that time :twilightsmile:

473739 Not tellin'. That's a good plan for later though...
473793 Can't wait!

Awesome chapter! Even though like you said in the beginning that this is just a filler chapter, it was still hilarious. I liked the story of the origins of Shugakain, and how it was connected to Pinkie Pie. I especially loved Twilight's line "He just flew up into the sky and you teleported!" Had me cracking up.:rainbowlaugh:
But my question, and it may sound weird, is, "why was Pinkie Pie taught Shugakain?" Was it purely a family tradition thing or did she seek out Master Roundhouse? I know you wrote that she was a prodigy but she can have all the potential in Equestria and not know how to use it if she does not have a master.
On a side note: Did you know that naturally sugarcane is not sweet? Sugarcane has to be either refined or cooked in a way that the actual "sugar" part is enhanced. Of course you can just chew sugarcane for some of the sweetness but it is not the same in taste. It's like maple syrup. You have to get the sap from the maple tree and cook it before you eat it or else it tastes horrible.
Other than that, I loved the chapter and I can't wait for more hilarity!!

I love this idea,but I have to ask, what kind of "enemies" will Pinkie fight? Because every story needs an antagonist and this been an martial arts fic... well can I expect somepony inspired in Vegeta?

474229 Thanks! It'll explain later, once they've landed. Yes, I know, but ponies can't fly, yet that happens. Chalk it down to the nature of Equestria.

474806 Oh, no, no enemies, although Pinkie does have some drama later. Sorry to disappoint. Mebbe later, though.

I have been summoned again to your story. This has set itself up for some epic times ahead.

This'll end well....

Rainbow Dash: Ace Attorney!
Rarity the Trickster!
Judoshy!
Best-Seller Applejack!

Oh, I can't wait for next chapter.

514897 Well, more like a buffoon than trickster, but I love the idea!
516218 Oh sweet Celestia, how have I not seen that awesomeness before? Best lawyer ever!

I love the Reference. I would buy the book, Excellent job.
:pinkiehappy:

518220 Thanks! Just started FF7 last week, so it's everywhere in my head... even in Ponyville.

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Well to each their own, I never finished an FF Game beyond FF4, but I am close to finishing 6. I think what took me out of the loop was the fact that some of the stories weren't totally interesting. And I have to say, IN MY OPINION, FFVII isn't the real FFVII. Crisis Core is the true FFVII. It just explains the Final Fantasy 7 world a whole lot better in my opinion. And Zack is just a more likeable character than Cloud. You'll find out who Zack is later on in FFVII.

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I've only played X and VII :twilightblush: I know enough about Zack though, and agree.

599425 Well, thanks kindly! :pinkiehappy: I threw that in after hearing about a rugby match in Australia in which a mon lost an ear. Rugby there, I've heard, is apparently the same as war in other places.

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