Adorable drinkable ponies... That's it... The Ivoryverse is officially my second favorite fandom universe for MLP:FiM.

For some reason when I look at that picture all I can think about are those root beer (coca cola?) gummy candy things...

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Not ivoryverse Just some ponies.

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Oh god, I know what you're talking about and those things are delicious.

interesting.. ive always loved these stories with ponies as inaminate objects in the real world. 10/10

Bong pony, maybe :3 ?

BEST. CURSE. EVER!

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Make it, add it to the new group.

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Can't wait to get HIGH...HIGH as a kite you know mon

Cant get enough of that good kush

The song "drink till I did" immediately came to mind.

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I was gonna make a story about ponies made of drugs, but then I got high.

"No...how about no." I cooed, sounding extremely condescending as I felt her condensation slather my hand in icy dampness.

[youtube=http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lITBGjNEp08]

OH DEAR DOG MILADY HAT PLEASE CONTINUE BEFORE I RUN OUT OF FEELS GAS!!!

4786698 I would love to know some of them.

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OH DEAR DOG MILADY HAT

Bitch I have a penis!

4786946 NO YOU DON'T!!! NO MISTER THOMPSON FOR YOU!!!

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Look him in the bulge and say that.

Instant like and fave.

MOAR!!

Product ponies is now a thing. Love it!

4786954 YOU JUST HAVE A VERY WET AND ENGORGED SLIT!!!

I just lovelovelovelovelove this story! There will be more, right? RIGHT????

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Check the group, contribute if you can!

4787010 What's this I hear about wet, engorged slits?2.bp.blogspot.com/_4B6BR9aWHAk/S4p7ojhja-I/AAAAAAAAJtI/0zwRrCP1jvs/s400/Claudio+Paulo+Pinto+1.jpg

Sweet mother of god/allah/odin/christ how could anybody not favorite this. EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS STORY IS RIGHT! (the word count could be longer but who am I to talk.)

"Owwie, ow, ow!" the machine churned and grumbled, eventually spitting something into the bottom tray. A replica pony poke her head out, "Oh.... Hi again!"

I think my heart just stopped.

I... I just can't- god damn it. Hat, how? How do you do this to me?

Oh my, this is the cutest thing.

Goddamnit hat what the FUCK.

where do you even live? old gypsy women barely get out of the house let alone yell at other people and "curse" them, bitch please curses are a load of shit, most of my peeps just palmread to make money off desperate idiots. Gotta warn you though sometimes things get very satanic very fast, trust me...

Anywhooo

-1 for outdated stereotype
+1 for originality, cant say ive read something like this for the 3 years ive been on here and even before fimfic existed

How can anyone not find this adorable!

Whoa, read that as 'Radec'. Almost had some awful flashbacks of Killzone 2 on elite. 10/10 tho

This was odd... yet very refreshing!

Hmm...i wonder if this site has a group for monster ponies...

Not enough coka cola pony fics! Yay! Will definitely follow.

4786945 I, for one enjoyed wuten's browser ponies so i suggest looking him up. also, im pretty sure sir hat just made a group based around the idea so you can ask him about that.

Alright... *Starts grabbing coins out of pocket and starts putting them into the machine* I want to see how many I can get out of there!

Weird...

I like it

What the actual fuck, Hat.

Why is this a thing? Why do I want to see more? What happens if Cokepone eats Mentos? Or does that only work with the diet stuff?

In any case, you're definitely going somewhere with this, though I'm not sure how glass hippomorphs full of high fructose corn syrup tie into "the fate of the farmer's daughter." I look forward to more of whatever this is.

4788908 The fate of the farmer's daughter: fucked by horses.

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Oh. I thought it was being seduced by a traveling salesman. Or witnessing a sonic rainboom and becoming a world-saving avatar of cartoonish antics, but that only happened to one farmer's daughter.

I have no idea what i just read... but I have to admit, I kinda liked it.

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What happens if Cokepone eats Mentos?

Oh, this. So much this!

4789173 I'm guessing this would happen

"I uh...I'm glad you liked it." She closed her eyes and carefully laid down. "Now I'm just gonna...gonna take a nap...okay?"

I wiped a bit of residual coke off my lips and stretched my jaw. "I uh...that was...." The bottle mare just laid perfectly still, not moving. "Um...hello? I- hello?" I looked back at the empty lot, "Please don't be--" But as I returned all that was left was an empty bottle of coke, not even a can, so my hallucinations weren't completely false.

I stood up and took a quick look around. It was mid day, yet no one else was outside. I felt alone, especially so with John gone. "Hmm...." I walked up to the machine and slid a few quarters on.

"Owwie, ow, ow!" the machine churned and grumbled, eventually spitting something into the bottom tray. A replica pony poke her head out, "Oh.... Hi again!"

(snicker) Okay, that's funny!

I wonder what will happen next?

4788545 Why don't you do it? I'm a lazy motherfucker.

That was actually fun to read.
Mind fuckery as all get out, but fun.

Would you accept if people started writing stories about this character?

I think she could become famous around here.

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Make it so, but remember the other drink ponies!

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ugh, fine i might even add to the group

4790741 I made a group for it too.

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Don't.