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CrypticMetaphor


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In times long past, there was, the Apple Family Pie. Nopony knew why, but this delectable delicacy had no equal in terms of texture, appearance, or taste. However with all treasures, there is always a thief ready to steal them. The Apple Family haven't been able to sell as many pies as they used too during events, ho-downs, or parties due to a troublesome series of thefts. The culprit? A wily, tricky, and guile savvy pony. His name....Woolie.

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Ahh his presence makes everypony stupid!
A few early grammer flaws.
A lunch Idea gets a three outta five.

Remember that time Woolie killed a guy? Or the very real and not a story that Matt and Pat tell us is true, time that he turned down a threesome with two hot chicks so he could go to the midnight launch of Marvel vs Capcom 3?

I thought it would be Soarin.

You think Applejack would get her friends to help.

WHERE THE HELL IS THIS GUY FROM?!

5633451 Ah. I see now.

Hey, at least Woolie didn't do any Blanka rolls, or challenge the Apples to football and murder them. Now he's off to Sugarcube Corner to steal some ice cream sandwiches.

Applejack, all you have to do is start talking about Naruto, and the Salt will ground him to a halt. He won't be able to leave without expressing his butthurt, and thus he will be open for an attack :rainbowlaugh:

Needs a sequel with Jerry the predator.

Oh my god, how did I miss this for so long!?

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