what did I just read?

Im gonna come back when there is less weird shit....

Sweet lord, LYRA SEE'S IT ALL TOO! FIGHT THE SYSTEM!

Like a boss

FUCK YEAH

0.o

........oh my

FUCKING............EPIC.

I LOVE this song

DO 3-WAY!!!!!!!

AND MOTHALOVAR!!!!!

We support u lyra

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>>521188521188 I love mother lover!

AND JIZZ IN MY PANTS!!!

DO ALL THE SONGS!!!!!!!

the last part instanly killed me, i fell out of my bed no joke!

That last part.... I laughed my ass off!

Great job as usual KillJoy

>>521223521223>>521227521227 Thanks I was aiming for that

>>521233521233

i cannot wait wat u have in store for like a boss and just had sex!

Lyra: the litteral pony

Im scared to read...

WTF

What is... I don't... How... When in... RONALD REGAN IN A SHOE STORE ORDERING A CHEESEBURGER FROM A VEGAN EEWOK!!!!

Great job, KillJoy. You just broke him...

Commencing emergency reboot!

FIRE MONGEESE THROW TRIPLE NUNCHUCKS AT BABY AMBULENCES!!! HIDE THE LUCKY CHARMS FROM THE ILLUMINATI!!!

*slumps over, smoke pouring out his ears*

Well...

Shit...

They were tazin on my butthole! Over and over!

I was screamin and squirmin, my butthole was on fire!

The phonies wouldn't let up! Tazin on my butthole!

And the moral of this story is? You can't trust the system! Man!

I will now start reading.

Rating: Everyone

...

You want a Random tag with that?

>>521569521569 I think I should

Supreme victory.

Lonely Island FTW.

Very very random though.

>>521616521616 I know What about the writing style though?

It was good enough, I kinda skimmed through some parts though.

So why didn't Lyra get tazered at the end?

>>521137521137

I REALLY hope those were just people yelling "FIRST!" or something.

>>521635521635 Because, the fic continues

>>521640521640 yeah

>>521641521641

I love Lonely Island, I'll keep an eye out.

>>521642521642

Oh, okay then.

This made my day.

the moral of the story?

....

YOU CAN'T TRUST THE SYSTEM!

also, DO ALL THE SONGS! jack sparrow, i'm on a boat, all of them!

>>521720521720 will do

Best fu**ing thing ever!

You're doing the other songs?

I'll be back...

Silver out!

that ending concerns me highly

I...don't...err...  

Okay, let me ask Pinkie Pie to explain this to me...

Alright, that was a dead end.  I'm just going to back away slowly...

I like do IMMA ON A BOAT!

THREW IT ON THE GROUND!

Lol i knew that before this :D

I got mai boombox and I'm ready to party.

Screw your meanings cause I'll just take them literally!

Now stop reading my comment and just dance!

RATED E FOR EVERYONE!

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>>522762522762 Once u dont describe anything sexual, it's e for everyone

>>521797521797 but of course

Hey Killjoy, you don't mind if I set Lyra straight do you? Thanks. *roundhouse kick to the face for Lyra* =) Lyra is a brainless green pee today isn't she? =D

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In all seriousness... W...T...FFFFFFFFFFFFF DID I READ?! MY MIND ISSZZZZALAFOOLYEUIWQQECOOLLYQWESHAPPSONEUICRAPS!

me gusta mucho

My head hurts. FROM THE SHEER BADASS-edness AND AWESOMENESS

....Well, you took my advice, but then you POSTED it....

>>523002523002 and it got lots of love

>>522985522985 learnt from the best

>>523045523045 I AM HONORED

But you, my friend, are the master. I bow before your awesomeness (with a mustache)

>>523066523066 with a moustache?

Know what? Screw it. TWO MOUSTACHE'S

And a trollestia for good measure

S.Y.S.T.E.M.

Something

You

Shouldn't

Trust

Ever

MAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

I Think I Should Stop Getting High , I Don't Know What I Had Read

......:My reactions to the story.................... ............

>>521539521539

ERROR 404: RESPONSE NOT FOUND

>>521185521185

Did you know that there is only a limited combination of sounds that a human being can make? For example, it is physically impossible to pronounce the words "eye", "laws", "dug" and "aim" in sequence.

>>524655524655:

0_0

Huh...

>>524667524667 Say it out loud a few times if you dun gitz it. This is simply random.

>>524683524683:

>_>

Alright.

>>524683524683 DAMN YOU PHANTOM!!! I HAVEN'T LOST THE GAME SINCE IT WAS LAST MENTIONED IN THREE OF ME, DAMMIT!!!

.....BUT we cool...just gotta start the game over...AGAIN....

>>525319525319  Maybe this'll cheer you up.

>>524312524312 In Soviet Russia; 404 find you!

Just... Shut up, Cedric...

Ah, fuck off ya bloody wanker!

... I thought I was the one with a British accent...

... Hashtag?

... *sigh* Fine...

#YOLO is bullshit! #ZLT is where it's at! Zombies Live Twice: A direct oppositional campaign against YOLO!

>>525326525326

...

FUCK

YOU

>>525518525518

o.o

>>525695525695 Uughh... What the hell happened?

Oh! Look who's finally up!

Your brain exploded... Twice... We had to preform a full mental reboot...

And while you were out, we took control of your body and posted a few comments!

You know what, Cedric? I don't even care right now... Xavier!

Yes sir?

I'm too tired to kick Cedric's ass, would you please do it for me?

With pleasure, sir.

Wait, what? ...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

>>525737525737

I'm so confused, I don't even..

WAIT.

I got it...

KJADSH FKJHLASDKJFN

>>525758525758

...

...

... HAHAHAHA!! WE BROKE HIM!!!

Shut up! *kicks*

Haha! Ow, it hurts to laugh... Haha, ow. Haha, ow. Haha, ow. Haha, ow.

*sigh* Alright, let's see what we can do to help him...

Sir, it would appear that the only ones who can wake him up are his consciences... But they are in a sleeping stasis...

Well we will just have to wake them up then. What are their names?

Sun and Moon...

HA! What crappy names!

That's it! *summons a moderately-sized cactus* You see this, Cedric? If you don't start behaving, this is going up your ass... Sideways... Got it?

*cowering* I'll be good...

Good... Now, Xavier, can you try and awaken his consciences?

I will try my best sir! But I can't promise anything.

Try it anyway. Commencing Forced Conscience Awakening in 3... 2... 1... NOW!

>>525326525326 Restarting the GAME no longer necessary...Cuz i have died of a heart attack....

Then how are you typing this??

...................................GOD DAMMIT VOICES!!! I TOLD YOU TO GET THE HELL OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!!!!!!

But....Its nice and roomy in here.....

TOUGH SHIT!!!

>>526604526604 I'm sorry, I couldn't' help myself xD >>525695525695

>>526604526604 I'm sorry, but once the voices get into your head, there is NO way to get rid of them. I should know, I've been trying to get rid of Cedric since I imagined him a few months ago...

Awww. You know you love me!

Cedric, remember what happened last time you pissed me off? *summons a much larger cactus*

*curls into a ball* NNNNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

That's what I thought.

>>526998526998 DO IT!! This is gonna be so rad!!!

UUUGHH... the voices are telling me to post this pick:

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Next song should be Libera Me From Hell (Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann).

Now Lyra can fight the power while shouting real loud about piercing the heavens with her drill while transforming into a universe-sized mech. It must be done.

>>527297527297 First step to dealing with the voices: give them names.

I am Raven, also known as Cedric.

I am Smite, also known as Xavier.

Second step: give them accents

I sound like a badass daredevil.

I sound like a posh British butler.

Final step: give them a job

I am the embodiment of all the stupid idiotic stunts that he wants to pull.

I am both the organizer, and the one who keeps Cedric in check... when he's not being violated with a cactus...

SO MANY SPINES!!!

And there you have it! An easy, three step guide to controlling the voices in your head!

HA! No one can control me!

*summons a cactus* Oh really?

I'll be good...

>>527331527331Thank you. this will help me to control them.

PFFT!! You can't control us!!!

Yeah!! We are to powerful to be contained!!!

*Manifests scythe* Really want to go there??

We'll be good!!

We'll be good!!

By the way... my voices' names are Shadow and Oblivion. Say hi guys!

Hi!

Hi!

>>527381527381 Its nice to meet you three!

Yay! New friends!

Oh, more kindred spirits! It has been a while since we met new voices!

>>527414527414 Yay!! New voices to play with!!

Let's hope that they aren't as boring as Makena's...

DON'T SAY THAT NAM-

......WHY MAKENA!! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO LEAVE!!!!

Oblivion...Can you take control of Dante?

Why?

Cuz he's about to commit sepuku...

....OH SHIT!!!!

>>527468527468 You know, I feel like this is a direct reference to something I should get... But I don't, so this just doesn't mean anything to me...

>>527516527516 Srry. Makena is my ex-girlfriend. long story short: long distance relationship didnt work out.

>>527516527516 Unfortunately, the three of us need to go.

Bye guys!! hope to see you soon!!

Ciao for now!!

Addio!

>>525326525326 THIRD BUCKING TIME I HAVE BEEN TRICKED BY THAT LINK TODAY!  WHY? PORQUEEEEEE?

>>529678529678 Did you know it is impossible to say "Eye", "Laws", "Dug", "Aim" out loud in order from left to right? The human tongue just can't do it.

>>529687529687 Actually I did, already. It is quite a strange thing, isn't it? Have a moustache for your teaching ways :

what the buck did I just read?!Please do 3-way next with Lady Gaga!

ALL OF MY WAT.

Dear sweat celestia...someone make a music video!

My body wasn't ready for that ending

[killjoy pedant mode ON]Horses take eleven months, not nine.[killjoy pedant mode OFF]

>>662563662563 horses, not ponies

>>662567662567

okay

Well in my honset review I would have to say that i loved it,  was awesome do continue with these and I like lonely island music please do a like a boss version but other then that you just earned a new fan.

keep up the good work

and

keep calm and brony on              Cow.......... moo  

>>525326525326 O_O *eye twitches* I... will... KILL YOU! SCREAMERS ARE FORBIDDEN!

>>693816693816 U MAD?

>>694448694448 *shoots in head* YES!

WTF AM I READING?!

Epic troll Lyra is epic

I am going to just walk away, slowly.....

I am so confused, entertained but really confused.