Bonus Chapter - Daddy Discord Vs. Diapers
Discord took a deep breath as he placed the small, happily gurgling filly onto the table in front of him. He had prepared himself mentally for this day for weeks, but today was the day when he would prove his abilities in taking care of Era at the best of his abilities.
It was his turn to change Era's diaper.
The smell coming from the filly was hard to miss, as the awful stench had spread to the hall outside, making the servants and guards who passed them wrinkle their snouts in obvious disgust. But Discord was prepared, unlike them. He was prepared by having both of his nostrils plugged. Era had of course found that to be hilarious.
Without his magic and his wings being sore from a recent flight, he had no choice but to do this horrid task with his mouth. He shuddered in obvious disgust before he took another deep breath and started. The flaps to the diaper were open without any issues. He then followed the instructions he had been given by a nurse. It didn't take long until Era was once again wearing a clean diaper once again. She gurgled in approval and flailed her forelegs in glee.
Discord looked around the room for a trashcan so he could dispose of the diaper, as he knew that if he would throw it out the window, the castle gardeners would repay the favor by chucking the remains of the diaper at him the next time he would go outside. A small trashcan was standing next to the door, so he picked up the diaper with obvious disgust and trotted toward the door.
Just as he was standing by the trashcan, the door swung open to make way for Princess Luna. Era squeaked and held out her forelegs as soon as Luna entered the room, but Discord was in a much, much worse situation. The door had collided with the diaper, making it swing around and smack right into Discord's face, exploding like an overfilled waterballoon when it flew into him.
”It's in my eyesss!” Discord hissed. Luna winced and had to fight back a sudden urge to vomit. Era just laughed like never before.
And that's how everything went to shit, both figuratively and literally.
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i was eating...
He's figured it out, RUN!
Well that's... a mouth full
1800365 hahaha not anymore your not
While not having the experience of having a nappy explode in my face, i have had the unfortunate experience of being on the receiving end of a very sloppy, very full and unfortunately a poorly wrapped nappy, what was worse? It was the pooper that threw it while trying to escape having one put back on T.T the memories make me gag 5 years later!
lol at that quote;
"And that's how everything went to shit, both figuratively and literally."
This is why I love you.
The things you put up with, you must have the patience of a saint discord.
That being said, I don think I could put up with all the crap you do...
Well, you could say that was
Puts on glasses.
A shitty experience
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I HATE Diapers....
Era:1 Discord:0!!!
Era would be awesome to foalsit.
My throat hurts from laughing! You monster! Making me laugh like this! Keep going...
PFFTHHAHAHAHa! Poor Discord!
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XD it's In my eyes!!!
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Yes, really.
o-o!
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poor discord
you made me laugh so hard, i swallowed the wad of chewing tobacco in my lip.
Agagaaagagagagaaghhhh that was funny anf really gross