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darf
pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here
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i dont even
I can't believe you didn't have Derpy say:
YAY, APPLEJACK! WOOOOOOOO!
Also, "country orange" made me laugh.
Very arousing. Can't wait for your next.
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Now to read.
I vote Derpy.
*marks to read later*
Boy, with a summary like that I need to read this.
Whoa...
Incest alert.
That was hilarious and sexy.
Good job.
I was surprised when Ice Pack was introduced, but I love the way you wrote him. It seemed to change tenses at times, and the second person might not have been entirely necessary, but it was a decent read nonetheless.
First thing.
Ditzy.
Next:
DARF!!!
Well, your interpretation of Applejack isn't unique, but its not unoriginal. And your characterization of Derpy adds to the fanbase's speculation. I'll say that much.
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Yeah- second person is horrible when the viewpoint is so un-general. Can't really do that. Like th' crazy concept though
And as Trixie likes to say- was there ever any doubt?
reads description
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"shameless buttsecks"
....
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i think that's the first time i've seen you not end a comment in that terrible spike emoticon
also nice trips
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yeah, the second person was only at reader request - i would have seen this working better as third person, but you have to give the people what they want
tenses changed a bunch because i started out doing it in past tense, and then realized the sex would be better in present. i thought i caught all the verbs, but apparently not so. if you have some you spotted, plz let me know so i can fix them
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that is all
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I didn't in Nightmaredom.
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Wat.
......
ok then
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What the blarf?!
This was the first thing that came to my mind when I read the summary.
I don't believe it, it's almost too good to be true,
I ain't never seen an ass like that.
The way you move it, you make my slinky go,
Da doing, doing, doing
name the song and artist and you get a prize
Those guys.....are lucky.
wondering how this was going to turn out!
This is the greatest contest any colt, stallion, or zebra could ever be lucky to judge
As soon as Vinyl said "go" I left the room laughing
440518 I want to say Ass like that by Eminem.
441048 eeyup
here's your prize.
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I had something else in mind as well, I just didn't feel like being a perv.
441075 My first internet.
441127 take a shot at this
Can I get an eye open up
Eazy locin' up
smokin' up
much dust like a nut what
give it up for the real stuff
shut the what up
back the shut up what
hustler from the hood hoe
hopin' and mud rub
the finishin' touches
would sure went rubbers
comin' in bunches
could serve like lunches
hold ya horses here's where the source is
not very tall but never took a short kid
with a clip to claw
wouldn't draw Mcgraw
I trick a law before all and all I'm raw
a naughty shorty, sporty with a forty
a laddy takin' tours, just to plan an orgy
a nasty critter, any hoe hitter
hated my babysitter cause she wouldn't let me hit her
now get up on it, on and on get on it
and I will pump it, only if you want it.
This too came to mind.
441155 no idea but it sounds hilarious.
441229 here you'll like it.
440518 eminem - ass like that.
what did i win for my second place answer?
441248 Maybe a cookie
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What? Why Derpy lose? She is second best pony!
This was...amazing!
Arrow Shaft x Ice pack
Make it happen, Ruxen.
Great story!
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The other Judge is a ZEBRA!?
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I'm gonna be honest...now.
I only read the first few paragraphs.
I'll just assume the grammar and punctuation are in order from then on.
I don't really read this stuff.
have fun anyways
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WUT....
It's funny. I'm not really into anal, but AJ talking dirty was pretty damned "Unnf." I think she won that contest as much with her mouth as her ass.
For that matter, all the characters were spot on, and the interplay between Arrow Shaft and Ice Pack was hilarious.
Nice one!
Love this, first clop-fic I've read with Derpy. You got the characters pretty well IC and Derpy was so adorable. But, AJ got best flank as I always say.
Still very nice, third person would work better of course but the second-person was done good too. Loved the two characters and the clop parts were perfectly done. Well done good sir.
That was.... NICE....
I really hoped that Ice Pack and the main character would have become best bros in the end.
Lucky bastards!
Kudos for writing about teh buttsecks and having the participants actually, y'know, use lube. Improperly lubricated buttsecks (SALIVA DOES NOT BUCKIN' COUNT) is one of the most cringeworthy things in the world, and I'm saying that as a person who reads explicit pony shipping.
wow!
Made me laugh quiet a bit.
here is my gift to you
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