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Ravenmane 10131212

Joined February 2012
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    Ravenmane's Stories (10)

    • Castle Life
      Princess Luna serves a dish of revenge with a side of human…

      10,039 words · 5,884 views · 549 likes · 31 dislikes
    • Sanctuary at Any Cost
      Once a soldier grows sick of the fight what does he do: something crazy!
      15,753 words · 547 views · 40 likes · 1 dislikes
    • Ponies on Ponies
      When science goes awry, sometimes Pinkie's fourth wall breaking skills break in their own ways...
      46,396 words · 3,108 views · 215 likes · 20 dislikes
    • Ponies on Bronies
      Shenanigans return as a familiar house sits on a hill overlooking the Everfree Forest
      65,511 words · 1,059 views · 143 likes · 12 dislikes
    • One Thousand Years on the Move
      4,451 words · 672 views · 25 likes · 1 dislikes
    • Too Close to the Sun
      1,077 words · 136 views · 9 likes · 0 dislikes
    • I Don't Want to be in Equestria Anymore
      1,215 words · 260 views · 16 likes · 3 dislikes
    • Polygamy is Magic
      4,507 words · 128 views · 19 likes · 11 dislikes
    • Worlds in Words
      12,503 words · 286 views · 9 likes · 4 dislikes
    • The Vahlok Vulonkrein
      1,130 words · 89 views · 8 likes · 4 dislikes
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    Don’t panic I’m here to inform you that Ponies on Bronies is now in rewrite mode.  Ravenmane is busy right now so I, Lyra Michelle Heartstrings, have been left doing Ditzy’s job.  I mean, I don’t mind cause Ravenmane’s been real cool and has given me more face time in the rewrite’s planning stages.  Besides, he’s a human and when he asked I was like ‘no sweat.’

    Anyways, you can still access the original Bronies so don’t panic.  You can find it here: Original Ponies on Bronies

    Now, the most important part is that because I’m here it means Ravenmane and Twilight have, as the author himself put it, lain siege to the story and have thrown the kid gloves in Fluttershy’s general direction.  Now, Ravenmane and Pinkie will return to their “Fourth Wall In-betweeners” and they still have very little to do with the story.  They do keep with their own story so s’all good right?  I overheard Pinkie talking to Rarity about guest spots on those segments since all of Ponyville knows he’s here, not to mention a few other places know.

    Actually, Ravenmane’s not working right now.  He said he’s going to be out late…

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    “I had a wonderful night Ravenmane,” cooed a velvety voice in the author’s ear.  “Thank you for giving me a chance.”

    “Well there isn’t too much power in feasting on me now is there?”  He whispered as he gave the changeling queen a brief inquisitive glance.

    “You mustn't sell yourself so short.  You are making friendship better than love was.”

    “Even Shining’s,” began the author.

    Especially Shining Armor’s love for Princess Cadance.  Your kindness is so genuine, why is that?”

    “Because it's directed at you, not a disguise.”

    “So, I can get this just from being friends?”

    “You could fall in love all on your own.  You can feed on their love for you.  Their genuine love for you.”

    “Can I please take over Equestria?”

    “What have I told you about talking like that?”

    The changeling queen did her best to avoid the inquisitive glare she was on the wrong side of.  “I only get this one chance and I shouldn’t be thinking this sort of thing?”

    “Did I ask for a question?”

    “I love it when you’re so demanding,” she teased.

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    We just did a cut-away didn’t we?  

    I still don’t think it’s safe for him seeing her of all creatures.  I mean she had me jumped by a couple of changelings on the streets of Canterlot and ponynapped off to some cave system beneath Canterlot.  Even after I tried to find my way out, Twilight and Cadance jumped Colgate, Twinkleshine, and me. I mean we were just trying to play a joke is all.  I guess we spent far too much time wandering around in there cause before I knew it, we all started fighting over an enchanted bouquet.  Guess the joke was on us…

    Anyways, it's just… I mean… is he crazy or something?

    Next time use a bit more oomph.  Good night~♪

    [Door closes]

    I think I need a drink…

    Comments ( 4 )

    #1 · 28w, 1d ago · · ·
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    ...:ajbemused:

    Did I... I just... I don't even anymore!:flutterrage:

    #2 · 28w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>1585974 Gimmie details so I know how many buttons I pushed in 537 words.

    #3 · 28w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>1585991 Let's see...

    You with Chrysalis - 1

    Lyra replacing Pinkie's Job (Kinda) - 2

    My mind is in the gutter - 3 (Trying to find a specidif pic for the other update)

    Lyra had to watch what happened unfold (Kinda) - 4

    Bedroom eyes for a queen who feasts on love - 5

    I am in college and cannot act like a fool without my reaction - 6

    You asking me to write out this comment - 7

    ...

    I can't think of anymore at the moment

    #4 · 28w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>1586041 :pinkiehappy: Yay, I WIN!

    Melting refferee's brain is always a win :rainbowwild:

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