This story is a sequel to Swooty Bell Adventures
The Great and Amazing Twix Bar has lived in Equestria for thousands of years. Along the way she would help in the defense of the planet several times. She would make great friends and powerful enemies. She would overcome her severe alcoholism!
Spelling and grammar mistakes are intentional, for this is the universe of Swooty Bell!
I...I don't...You know what? That was the greatest thing I have ever read.
oh god you didn't
4645377 im sorry my friend I can't stop please help me
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There's no help for you now, you're too far gone I'm afraid. :(
4645460 Don't cry for me, I'm already dead.
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Then I won't cry for you, Proto-entina.
>exploding bird
I'm honored :D
Okay, this is actually even better than Swooty Bell. You've really found a voice and stuck to it! :D
Oh my god that was glorious.
I need to read all of these now I was a fool.
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I HAVE STUMBLED UPON ENLIGHTENMENT!
AND ITS NAME IS SWOOTY BELL.
There's an immense lack of love for this, why aren't the true trollfics loved?!