Bracing for epic.

billy what have you done

WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?

I don't get it, all I know is.............

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we are in for some serious fuck

oh celestia...

it's tracking time. i shall brace myself for the awesomeness that shall be knows as  "AAAAAAAAAAAAArientation"

The title is a bit confusing but I got the plot right away.

Loving it.

I just wanted to stop in to say that when I saw this on the front page, before seeing who the author was (I don't read your fics but I know enough about them to respect) I completely misread the title as "AAAAAAAAAAAAAryannation".

Also everyone might be gay for Braeburn, but Braeburn makes best MC Canadian Stereotype.

oh god i've been waiting for this so long....finarry!

Billy...why...why, Billy, why...?

Oh Celestia this should be fun.

Rainbow Dash is straight for Braeburn. Oh snap, I went there.

...

I don't get it.

Whats so good about Braeburn?

I just find him annoying.

...

i'm not sure what to do of this fic...

I'll follow it for the time being, I guess. Seems... interesting, at least.

Yay! This story has Braeburn!

And I can't wait to see what happens next.

Eep. Cannot wait to see where this goes. That Art pony is gunna enjoy Braeburns AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAnatamoy.

So, Braeburn has an aura of gayification? This is gonna be good.

This is gonna be so awesome!

Also:

“Apples, apples, everywhere, and all of ‘em ta eat,”

Reference to Samuel Taylor Coleridge's Rime of the Ancient Mariner or am I reading too much into it?

I read the first chapter.

...

I suppose I'm going to have to read the rest now, aren't I?

Oh well.

>>434653434653

I hate you so much.

Go die.

Tracking.

This is win sauce.

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Human Braeburn?

This is brilliant

>>434911434911

Yeah. Though admittedly it's one of those stock quotations that people reference without even knowing what it's from. I mean, I've never read the poem in its entirety.

Hillarious, keep going!

Well Breaburns going to be having the whole populous of Ponyville after him and his sexy, sexy ass...

*staring at Braeburns flank*

Fan. TASTIC.

>>436455436455

Whats so good about Breaburn?

Wait can gay ponies be affected by Braeburn... I will need to test this out.

I am beyond excited.

So Braeburn's like Abel, but without the caustic remarks and shapeshifting powers?

(brownie points to whoever gets of who I'm talking about)

>>438855438855

Bitch, everybody is gay for Breaburn!

>>438957438957

Not me.

He talks too fast and I can't understand his accent.

>>438960438960

Well fuck you to.

(J/K)

>>438962438962

"(J/K)"

....

Is that meant to be jerk, because if not, I've got nothing.

Here's somthing funny.

It's not magic that's making the ponies go gay for Braeburn.

If magic were involved then that would just be unnessecary.

>>438957438957

And yes, you are right.

>>438855438855

As for you... how could you not like Braeburn?

>>439094439094

He talks too fast, I can't understand his accent, and he's an idiot.

Ponies try to tell him about what happened on the train, he ignore them and sprouts crap about his town.

>>439114439114

He was merely showing hospitality.

Talking too fast...hmm... then you must not like Pinkie Pie either.

Applejack has the same accent as him.

>>439121439121

Your right I don't like normal pinkie.

I don't trust anyone that smiles all the time, they are hidding something.

And I can't understand Applejack ethier, I had to found a southern dictionary in order to understand what she was saying.

>>439126439126

So happiness is a bad thing?

And I'm just going to ignore what you said about Pinkie and Aj.

>>439130439130

It's fine to smile, but no-one can be happy all the time.

So if they always smile, then they are faking it.

To trick you or to trick themselfs.

And what was wrong with what I said about Pinkie and AJ?

This makes me smile.

>>439134439134

Okay House, people can be happy all the time.

It's called being optomistic.

It's a good thing the world isn't filled with a bunch of pessemists like you.

And yes, what you said about them was wrong.

>>439142439142

How was it wrong?

Pinkie is always hyper, which isn't a good thing in a work place.

AJ's accent, it's probally becasue I'm british, I can't understand southern yanks at all.

And Optomists are dissapionted alot.

If you always think the best, you'll be disappointed a lot.

If you think the worst will happen, most things will better than you expected.

>>439149439149

Fail.

Those who are optomistic always look on the bright side and keep trying.

People who are pesemistic always look on the bad side of things and are never happy because of that.

And hyperness is very good for a work place if you can focus that energy into one task.

>>439166439166

Not really.

If you think you're going to get the best, you will be dissapionted.

If you think you're going yo get the worse, anything above the worse will cheer you up.

And for Pinkie, lets face it, she harrasses ponies (Cranky doodle, Twilight when she arrived), is hyper all the time fo no reason, is slightly insane and has been know that talk to inamtiate objects.

Not the best worker.

I liked her better when she was Pinkamena.

>>439177439177

Those who are optomistic don't just think the best; they try their hardest to make the best happen.

Those who are pesemistic always think the worst and try to find some way to make any experience, even ones that aren't bad, seem awful.

>>439183439183

Then what am I?

I see the worst and yet also try to make the best happen.

And this still doesn't explain why people love Braeburn.

>>439190439190

If you were paying attention to what I said then you would know what you are.

And you just have to like Braeburn, it's a requirement of being alive.

>>439200439200

You said:

"Those who are optomistic don't just think the best; they try their hardest to make the best happen.

Those who are pesemistic always think the worst and try to find some way to make any experience, even ones that aren't bad, seem awful. "

If I have to do something, I'll try my hardest to make the work a great standard, but afterwords I'll expect people to see it as rubbish and expect to have to do it again.

>>439208439208

Then you just hate Braeburn for no reason.

>>439212439212

Note hate, I don't wish for him to die.

I just don't get people think that he's so good.

>>439216439216

Because he just is.

>>439219439219

But how?

>>439221439221

He just is.

>>439222439222

Thats not a real answer.

There is a reason for everything.

>>439227439227

Season 1 Episode 15 Feeling Pinkie Keen

>>439234439234

Pinkie can be explained.

Earth pony magic, or she reads the script.

>>439240439240

But Earth ponies don't have magic.

>>439242439242

All ponies have magic.

Unicorns focus it with horns.

Pegaus use it to move clouds and aid flight.

Earth ponies use it to allow them to grow crops, much better than the others can.

>>439246439246

Look, either you're denying that you like Braeburn or you don't like Braeburn; either way you need to get professonal help.

>>439260439260

Why does the fact I don't like Braeburn = Needing help?

>>439264439264

Yes! Not liking Braeburn does =Needing Help

There might still be hope for you.

>>439275439275

...

Why?

I just don't like the guy.

>>439283439283

But that simply isn't possible if you are mentally sound.

>>439284439284

I'm perfectly sound.

Unless the fact I see ponies around me means differently.

>>439294439294

This is the most boring derailment of a comment section I've had.

>>439302439302

Good for you.

Still don't get why people like Braeburn?

>>439307439307

Well they do.

There is no explanation needed. They just do.

And if you don't then you're crazy.

>>439313439313

Crazy?

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>>439318439318

Yes you are crazy

>>439323439323

If I was Crazy, would I be listening to this?

>>439344439344

Yes.

>>439358439358

Or this?

>>439359439359

Yes.

>>439363439363

How is that crazy?

>>439370439370

Because it is.

>>439376439376

How?

>>439379439379

It is again one of those things that do not need an explaination.

>>439384439384

...

Now who's been crazy?

You!

>>439388439388

Nnope.

>>439389439389

We are both mad.

>>439391439391

Nnope.

>>439392439392

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>>439402439402

>>439408439408

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>>439416439416

>>439419439419

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>>439433439433

You're too boring, bye

>>439439439439

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This is delightfully ridiculous. I love it.

BillyColt, do you mind if I list off a bunch of errors I found for you? I'd just do it right now, but I don't want to be a dick about it.

>>439582439582

I don't mind. I would prefer it if you sent them in a private message - otherwise it'd be pretty awkward to see them displayed for all to see, even after corrected.

>>439656439656

No worries. I'll send it as soon as I've gone back through both chapters.

Quite

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This reminds me so much of my own story, Getting Braeburned, in which that hawt angel seduces a straight human guy. Anyways: instant fave!

Yep, I'm latching onto this story like a leech on a person wading in swampwater.

That bit where Big Macintosh cuts Braeburn off before the Appaloosa line... anypony else hear Mac nearly shouting in desperation not to hear that? I like this story because it's just so out of left field- Cousin Brae and his Rays of Gay

LOL Braeburn's like that one guy on Gakuen Alice! Umm...what was his name...... Hold on. TO GOOGLE!

*one google search later*

AHA! It's Narumi L. Anju, The guy that has the Hormone controling power....Man, It's been about a year since I've even seen the NAME of the show.....How did I remember this?

ALLONS-Y!!!

>>439439439439

>>439456439456

I am very disappointed in you two.

Has My Little Pony taught us nothing??

Love and tolerate, my friends!

Love and tolerate!

It really saddens me that you two spent so much time bickering.