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"Really secret. Please don't read!"

-Derpy Hooves.

Heavily revised with assistance from NorsePony and Denim_Blue.

First Published
11th Apr 2012
Last Modified
11th Apr 2012
#1 · 133w, 1d ago · 2 · 4 ·


#3 · 133w, 1d ago · 2 · ·

I love her drawings XD

#4 · 133w, 1d ago · · ·



#5 · 133w, 1d ago · 2 · ·

awww that was cute

#6 · 133w, 1d ago · · ·

Interesting... I like it. Tracking. Keep it up. :pinkiehappy:

#7 · 133w, 1d ago · · ·

A tad random, But it was a good break from constant reading of Saving the world, Shipping and Massive amounts of violance that I read all the time =P

#8 · 133w, 1d ago · · 1 ·

It's Ditzy Doo.


Nice story.

Mr. cat.

#9 · 133w, 1d ago · · ·

Dorpy :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh: that's amazing.

Awesome diary :D

#10 · 133w, 1d ago · · ·

This is incredibly cute! :heart::heart::heart:

#11 · 133w, 1d ago · · ·

This was adorable. Thank you for sharing, I hope you choose to continue. And yes, im following it, even though you marked it as complete. Im a dork like that.

#12 · 133w, 1d ago · · ·


#13 · 133w, 1d ago · 2 · ·


Reads anyways


#14 · 133w, 1d ago · 2 · ·

Welp, you've managed to make a pony moe. Are you proud of yourself? ARE YOU?

Seriously though, that was great fun. It's great to see something so... just plain happy after all the Everything Else that MLP fanfiction seems to resort to. I want moar.

#15 · 133w, 1d ago · · ·

Awesome story, you write Derpy very well...


I'm SOOO pisssed! I can't see the pictures!!!!!:flutterrage:

Silverstein222 out!

#16 · 133w, 1d ago · · ·

I very much like. An amazing work of "Dawwwwwwwwwww" if I do say so myself.

#17 · 133w, 1d ago · · ·

This was really cute... everyone accepts her and tries to help her at working on her flaws. Rainbow Dash training with her patiently and praising her, so adorable :heart:

#18 · 133w, 1d ago · · ·

More? Awesome writing :3 I'd rreeeeaaaaaallyy would like more!


#21 · 133w, 1d ago · · ·


Fimfiction chat.

#22 · 133w, 1d ago · · ·


just noticed that.

#23 · 133w, 1d ago · · ·


I'm going to regret his now.

#26 · 133w, 1d ago · 1 · ·

Sugarcube Corner

"Be there or be square!"


#27 · 133w, 1d ago · 1 · ·

I think it was a fun and good story so i up-voted it, but i think it's a shame that a lot of people make derpy seem  like an idiot.

anyway, keep up the good work.:heart:

#28 · 133w, 1d ago · 1 · ·

That was pretty cute. You made her seem clumsy, but not idiotic. I salute you, good sir/ma'am/person.

Story Approver
#29 · 133w, 1d ago · · ·

OH MY GAWD :derpytongue2:

Loved it. Absolutely loved it.

#30 · 133w, 1d ago · · ·

First time in forever I literally "daawwwd" at a story. :derpytongue2:

so cute!

#31 · 133w, 1d ago · 1 · ·

You have captured the soul of Derpy. I hope you do more chapters.

I get such a Flowers For Algernon feeling from this, and that is such a good thing.

#32 · 133w, 1d ago · · ·

Cute story! :3 :derpytongue2:

#33 · 133w, 1d ago · · ·

Great read, mate.

Hard to find good lighthearted material around here, so this is a nice change of pace!

#34 · 133w, 1d ago · · ·

That was really good. I expect this to be featured tomorrow.

#35 · 133w, 1d ago · · ·

If this gets featured, you must become Opal.

#36 · 133w, 1d ago · · ·

Hee hee. I laugh at the Derpy bubbliness. :derpytongue2:

#37 · 133w, 1d ago · · ·

I was honestly not expecting this much of a positive response.

#38 · 133w, 1d ago · · ·

Insert generic comment about how this is a good story and how I enjoyed it... also add in roughly 5 emotes.

:pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy: Huzzah.

#39 · 133w, 1d ago · · ·

Hmmm... alright, you caught me, I enjoyed this story.

Five duck faces for you.


#40 · 133w, 1d ago · · ·

I read it because I was told not to.

#41 · 133w, 1d ago · · ·

Derpy is best artist. Derpy is best writer. Derpy is full of win and I shall read this diary.

#42 · 133w, 1d ago · · ·

Dorpy. Best ending ever. :derpytongue2: :heart:

#44 · 133w, 1d ago · · ·

"Really secret. Please don't read. :X"

Ok. *Closes window* :derpytongue2:

#45 · 133w, 1d ago · · ·

Alright...that was pretty cute. Have a like and fave on the house. :pinkiehappy:

#46 · 133w, 1d ago · · ·

Yes yes yes!!!!!!!1

#47 · 133w, 1d ago · · ·

I refuse to read this on the basis that Ms. Hooves has asked politely that I not. :duck:

#48 · 133w, 1d ago · · ·

Simply put: Nice have a thumb :derpytongue2:

#49 · 133w, 1d ago · · ·

must... resist... urge to read...

started... writing with... same... concept...

will save... for later...

#50 · 133w, 1d ago · · ·


Tag says Derpy Hooves. Hell, the show says Derpy Hooves, unless you want to argue with canon, in which case do carry on being delusional.

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