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I write fics just like I play the tuba. I wing it, and hope the fart that comes out sounds at least somewhat right.

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Upon accidentally making a promise that she never would have agreed on while in her right mind, Rarity finds herself forced into a pie-to-the-face fundraiser, along with two of her friends.

Will Ponyville's resident fashionista be able to stay sane in the face of messy whipped delights?

Better yet, will she be able to learn something about friendship in the process?

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Simple, but cute. Either way, I liked it, so thanks for entertaining me! :pinkiehappy:

Comment posted by Clicker deleted Jun 24th, 2014
Snuggly #3 · Jun 24th, 2014 · · 1 ·

lol.....Creampies.....

Georg #4 · Jun 24th, 2014 · · 3 ·

Well, this settles the shipping war.

Rarity prefers Rainbow Dash's pie.

Discord got me.....hahahahaha

Very cute story :twilightsmile:

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Thank you both for your nice comments. :pinkiehappy:

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I dunno if Rarity likes Rainbow's pie or not, but I do know Dashi's gonna give it to her whether she wants it or not! :rainbowdetermined2:

Ha, Discord brought his own.:rainbowlaugh:
Rainbow Dash totally won like, three ways.:rainbowkiss:
Poor Rarity, just imagine it's one of your face masks or something.:raritywink:
There's a joke here about three mares getting cream pied, but I just can't figure one out without making it sound dirty.:trollestia:

Came because I thought the title was an innuendo.

Stayed for the comedy.

Have a favorite and a thumbs-up, sir!

Simple and cute. Nicely done!

4595818 Same here, although I don't know why I just said that... :eeyup: no regrets, becaue even if it wasn't what I thought it would be, it was hilarious as all hell. :rainbowlaugh:

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I came back from my nap to find out that this story was suddenly featured on Fimfic's front page. In an elated confusion, I wondered why in the world so many people would want to read this.
Then I found all of your comments.
This may not be a fic about a long night of oral fun with Pinkie's relatives, but bless you all for coming anyway. May your strange, perverted souls find peace in E-rated comedy... at least until I start writing smut again.

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Strangely enough, the original idea for the fic was for Rarity to be in a dunk tank, before I decided it would be better to do something more fitting in the candy-colored universe of MLP. Pie-throwing is also a bit more personal, and can easily incorporate multiple victims, therefore being a better outlet for friendshippy forces.
Perhaps "Princess Celestia is forced into a dunk tank stall" still is a valid idea for a fic, but I dunno if I could do that without dying. :rainbowlaugh:

*Reads the title*
Well I'm done with the story. Cool one bro.

I think it would be funny to have Rarity at the spa and she can't get the stains out of her coat, or have Spike lick her clean. Of course the latter breaks the everyone rating...

Heh, we did stuff like this with our elementary school principal. Did a dunk tank one year, then a pie in the face the next. The pie in the face was particularly fun... until Ronald McDonald just showed up out of nowhere, then it got just got kinda creepy and awkward. I think he was there to promote reading or something, which I don't know why they would want Ronald McDonald for that (you'd think he'd be there to promote physical activity or something to make up for all the heart attacks and childhood obesity his food causes), but I recall quite a few kids running away crying when he popped up, myself included.

Aw, now I'm getting nostalgic.:twilightblush: Anywho, this fic really brought brought me back to those days, and I love it when Rarity gets into these kinds of messy situations. She's such a strong mare through it all.:raritywink:

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Oh, perish the thought, darling! It would be so uncouth!:raritydespair:

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Glad to hear you liked it. I still run into these kinds of fundraisers at college, and they've always been fun, no matter how old I get. :derpytongue2:

LOL that was funny! I am surprised Luna and Celestia didnt show up to throw a few pies :twilightsmile:

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I don't know if they had any banana flavored pies though... :trollestia:

4597203 I am sure they had a few :pinkiehappy:

After all such a Pie event isn't complete without at least a few classic banana creme pies :twilightsmile:

Oh that Discord! Master of chaos and wont even pay for a single pie. Cheapstake.

An excellent story, but lacking in proper pieing technique. Please find below the seminal work on how to pie people.

Ah, my lifelong dream! I'll never understand why never at any point in my life did I ever even SEE a real pie-ing stand outside the movies, let alone take part in one! Oh well, you let these three little ponies carry my dream for me. My eternal thanks!

I have just realised that very little is more adorable than the image of Fluttershy very gently pushing a pie into somepony's face.

Rarity takes multiple shots of creamy white goo to the face... :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

Oh, I think I'm going to have fun with this one.

Things could've gotten even more interesting, had the only missing main character participated by asking to change the game in defense of his lady. The idea: multiple ponies throwing pies at Rarity in attempt to get them past his dragon flames. The outcome: Princess Celestia spending the next hour getting hit in the face with pies that pop outta nowhere...while struggling through a meeting with foreign officials about the trade situation of edible goods.

She'd've been feelin' some Ponyville love that day.

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SFC #30 · Jun 25th, 2014 · · 3 ·

I demand a mature themed spin-off.

For some reason, I was expecting Suri Polomare with a dozen of pies, crackling to Rarity like a maniac.

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This. Do it. NOW.

...Please? :yay:

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there are so many different jokes and innuendos that i want to point out but don't have the time for, so have a pic instead

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An interesting Idea. I like to think that Spike was watching the library whilst Twilight was out, likely busy sorting books. Twilight probably wouldn't tell him Rarity was being pied in the face that day, and even then, I doubt Spike would want to watch. He's intelligent enough to know that it's a fundraiser, and Rarity's doing it at least somewhat willingly.

Also, the sending random things to celestia via spike gag has kind of been overdone, even if it might still be funny.

Still though, if you'd like to imagine such happening, feel free to.

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Probably not going to happen. I have other porn stories that I think I'd rather write.
Not that I would protest if someone else decided to make one.

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While this is an interesting variation on the title, I am actually not deliberately trying to make in an innuendo. This version is just too suggestive.

I imagined this happening with the other girls . . . Pinkie Pie would have their mouth wide open the entire time. Twilight would be totally awkward (a chance to pie a PRINCESS? Who'd pass that up?). And Fluttershy . . . she's such an emotionally damaged mare that she'd be a brawling mess by the end.

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All I remember from my Elementary School days is the endless torment.

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Rarity deserves a medal for not breaking down crying. Social status is something important to her, and suffering public humiliation like that stings worse than it does the others girls (sans Fluttershy).

Curse you! I clicked this story just to make the inevitable joke about creampies. In my frustration I read the fic and liked it! :twilightsheepish:

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Also, this was well-written and side-splitting. How come the hasbro has never had anything similar to this? It would be hilarious, and everyone would love it!

I could see them making an episode out of this

SFC

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Eh, fair enough. I don't even read clop, but I did spot some innuendo.

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I dunno. maybe it's because they can't think of a way to add pies into the official merchandise, so you can pie your own rarity toy. I'm no expert on this subject, but there's probably a good reason why.

I was part of a pie fight once. My face was delicious. Needed more brandy pies, thought.

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I have no idea what you three are talking about, all I see is a perfectly normal picture of three people getting pies to the face:twilightblush:

:rainbowlaugh: This was really funny, especially that last bit. Good work! :pinkiehappy:

This was SO a fetish story. I didn't see that coming, but it wasn't even subtle by the end.:derpytongue2:
Lotsa fun, but a word of recommendation, use identifiers for who's talking, it makes a better, clearer read.

4598637 Why did you post a picture of Joe Biden naked?! :raritycry::fluttershbad::pinkiesick:





Heh heh heh :trollestia:

4598700 I'm sure you had to stop yourself from making the title naughty a few dozen times. :trollestia:

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