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  • 4w, 13h
    50 Answers About Myself

    Saw this in another journal, figured I'd give it a whirl.

    1. What's your name?

    Jonathan

    2. How old are you?

    32

    3. What country do you live in?

    USA

    4. What do you look like?

    I'm shy.  

    5. Who do you wish you looked like?

    A brunette Captain America

    6. How did you come across MLP?

    I was fully against it at first.  I thought it was too cutesy, and hadn't seen first gen stuff involving the villains.  I only thought of it as a 'girly' show.  (In retrospect, that was hypocritical on my part, as I was an avid fan of Jem and She-Ra back in the day.)  I was all set to watch only Transformers Prime (they came out at the same time), but a very close friend of mine convinced me to give the show a chance after the first season.  I've been a fan of the show ever since, and unashamed of that fact.

    7. Favorite ship and why?

    Rarijack.  They're both working girls with a strong dedication to family, who're making their own way through life.  I admire that.

    8. Least favorite ship?

    TwiDash.  Aside from Daring Do and the Elements, they have nothing in common...  Also, I HATE villainships.  In ANY fandom, I HATE villainships!  They're VILLAINS.  "I want to eat your face!" is not secret code for "Ohmagersh I lurve you so, let us make beautiful babies together LOL!"  Rivalships are just as bad.

    9. Have you admitted to everyone you love ponies?

    A good chunk of people, yeah.

    10. Were they family?

    Yes

    11. Favorite episode?

    ...Man, I can't pick.  

    12. Favorite super hero?

    Marvel: White Tiger (second one), Rescue, Dust, Mercury, Captain America, Iron Man, War Machine

    DC: Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, Hal Jordon, Barry Allen, Aquaman, Martian Manhunter, Green Arrow, Hawkgirl, Plastic Man

    13. Favorite anti-hero?

    Lobo

    14. Favorite super villain?

    Doctor Doom, Joker, Lex Luthor

    15. Favorite anti-villain?

    Magneto

    16. The last book you read?

    Brave New World by Aldous Huxley

    17. Last movie you watched?

    Guardians of the Galaxy

    18. Favorite song at the moment?

    Anything by Peter Hollens

    19. Favorite song you keep coming back to?

    The Parting Glass, by Peter Hollens

    20. Current job?

    Unemployed

    21. What is your ideal future job?

    Voice actor!

    22. Dream Job?

    Broadway star!

    23. What is you greatest achievement so far in life?

    Writing my first play and putting it on for our local theater group's evening of one acts.

    24. Greatest failure?

    Anytime I lost my temper for no good reason...

    25. Do you have pets?

    I used to...

    26. What's your dream pet?

    Flareon!

    27. Any weapon you own?

    Baseball bat

    28. Any gun you want?

    Not in the slightest

    29. What religion are you?

    Agnostic

    30. If you could hang out with one historical person for a day?

    Abraham Lincoln

    31. If you could bring back one dead person for a day?

    ...No one I'm willing to talk about publicly, for reasons I'm ashamed of...

    32. Are you political?

    I have political views, but I'm not political.

    33. Are you married?

    Sadly no.

    34. Do you have a special somepony?

    Yes

    35. Do you have a crush?

    See above

    36. Care to explain?

    No. :3

    37. Do you consider yourself attractive?

    Not as such.  

    38. If you could hang with any living person?

    ...I want to see my mother again.  

    39. Favorite pony?

    Rarity

    40. Any embarrassing secrets?

    Silly secret: I have a huge collection of stuffed animals

    Drama secret: I have a short temper...

    41. If you have done any art or writing, what are you most proud of?

    I am proud of most of my writing.  I don't think it's that good, but the fact that people like it is awe-inspiring.  Thank you all. :D

    42. Are you a virgin?

    Yeah...

    43. Craziest thing you've done with no regrets?

    In third grade, I went all Rampage Mode Seras Victoria on a bully who had been beating me up all year.  The paddling was WORTH IT.

    44. Craziest thing you've done that you do regret?

    ...Too ashamed to admit it, sorry.

    45. Do you have a fetish?

    Bellies.  Weight gain, pregnancy, vore... I like seeing a female belly expanded.  I like watching women eat.  

    46. Do you regret saying this fetish?

    No.  Not everyone's into such things, so I don't bring it up unless asked.

    47. Favorite FIM stories?

    Too many to pick.  I am fond of Estee's works, and I like "Nyx's Family" and "Nightmare Night and Nyx."  Really, it's hard to pick just one I like.

    48. Favorite quote?

    "Distance doesn't matter to us! Even if we're separated we're still friends!" - Yosuke Hanamura, Persona 4

    " Now! This is it! Now is the time to choose! Die, and be free of pain, or live, and fight your sorrow! Now is the time to shape your stories. Your fate is in your hands!" - Auron, Final Fantasy X

    49. Have you ever hurt someone just to hurt them?

    God no.

    50. Did you answer these questions honestly?

    Yes.

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  • 4w, 1d
    I respect

    I respect that you may have political/moral/ethical views that may differ from someone else.

    I respect that you have the God (or whatever your relevant deity is) and US Constitution-given right to have those views, as they are yours, and they do not need to be pushed on anyone else.

    I respect that you may not like a story for whatever reason.  

    I respect that your political views may put you at odds with someone else.

    I do not disrespect petty revenge for imagined slights, or lame, crude practical jokes against someone you don't like because they have different viewpoints than you.

    Recently, Reality Check, an author who's work I respect despite the fact that we have some conflicting political viewpoints, posted a new story.  It was just a short little thing, and while I didn't like it on a technical level, I didn't think about it, as I've enjoyed his other works tremendously.  I made what I hope was a polite comment expressing my views, and then moved on.  Until I looked at the groups the story was in, out of curiosity, and saw that it had been posted to several dozen groups that had nothing to do with the premise of the story, including several sexual groups.

    The kind of petty, troll-angry stupidity it takes to do something like that just boggles my mind.  Are the ones doing this trying to make the author look bad by posting them to those groups, or creating them outright?  Because all it does is make them look like an assholes, jerks, and flatulating buttheads.  

    You can express your opinion for someone, whether you agree with their views or not, through means OTHER than spraypainting rude slogans on their car people.  Because that's all posting to those groups is.  Spraypainting his car.  It does nothing to stop him, is little more than annoying, and just makes you look foolish.  If you disagree with someone's views on this site, then don't read their stories!  Nothing wrong with that, no one will hold it against you.  (Certainly, I at least won't hold it against you if you unsubscribe from me because of my political views.)

    That being said, I am now a full advocate of a modification to the groups system on FIMFiction, one that requires that authors MUST give their express permission before a story can be posted on a group.  Or at the very least, allowing authors to REMOVE their stories from groups if they don't want them to be there.  

    Because seriously, that was just ridiculous.  

    24 comments · 227 views
  • 7w, 4d
    Crusade's End Updated

    I find myself on a bit of a roll with this story.

    WARNING: There is vague reference to events upcoming in Season 5's opening.  However, I know about as much as you do, so the spoilers shouldn't be too bad.

    6 comments · 198 views
  • 8w, 16h
    Note to self

    Note to self - To avoid becoming depressed and angry, NEVER read anything about Warhammer 40K and ESPECIALLY avoid reading about the Imperium of Man.  *headdesks*

    16 comments · 214 views
  • 8w, 5d
    For those concerned with Twilight's language in my latest story:

    Initially, I didn't think anything of it.  But several people have made some good points about Twilight's foul language, attitude, and emotional state going all over the place.  While I won't be changing the first chapter, I will be making a plot point about it in future chapters of Crusade's End.  

    Anyway, just wanted people to know.  Thank you for the constructive criticism, it's given me GREAT ideas on how to improve the story.

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#1 · 94w, 3d ago · · ·

riiiight ...........zelda?

#2 · 94w, 3d ago · · ·

WHAT DOES IT MEAN? :applejackconfused:

#3 · 94w, 3d ago · 26 · ·

INCEPTIONDUNNNNN

Nah just kiddin but i bet this comment get's downvoted for being a huge ass comment

#4 · 94w, 3d ago · 7 · ·

Nice way to scare the shit out of somebody 3:00 am

#5 · 94w, 3d ago · · ·

Something to to with princesses?

#6 · 94w, 3d ago · 13 · ·

The moon has fallen: Nightmare Moon

Love has met a somber fate: Cadance's brief stint as Queen Sombra, or perhaps Chrysalis' successful impersonation?

The end shall come when the sun rises: This can only be referring to Celestia's ever-decreasing sanity.

#7 · 94w, 3d ago · · ·

hu well

#8 · 94w, 3d ago · 6 · ·

This is backwards, or so it seems. Luna is not dead, yet. cadance has no somber end, yet. And is anything Celestia is falling, not rising.

Dafuq?

#9 · 94w, 3d ago · 8 · ·

Hmm... Brain, work damnit.

Brain: Naw, too tired bro.

Screw you Brain.

Brain: Love you too.

God damnit.

#10 · 94w, 3d ago · · ·

Oh boy, this just got better.

#11 · 94w, 3d ago · 9 · ·

totheark

thats it...

the ark is in area 51

TOTHEARK I GETTS IT NOW, ITT ALL MAKES CENTS

moon fall= termina

love=somber somber=sadness (more or less)

end shall come when the sun rise's...

it's happening around five/six am.

anyone who has played Majora's Mask knows where this is headed.

you've met a terrible fate, havent you?

#12 · 94w, 3d ago · 3 · ·

>>1890921

To refer to an earlier comment:

The moon has fallen: Nightmare Moon

Love has met a somber fate: Cadance's brief stint as Queen Sombra, or perhaps Chrysalis' successful impersonation?

The end shall come when the sun rises: This can only be referring to Celestia's ever-decreasing sanity.

In other news, "The end comes when the sun rises"? Oh shi-

#13 · 94w, 3d ago · · ·

Would the title mean anything?

#14 · 94w, 3d ago · · ·

Hmmmmmmm......

#15 · 94w, 3d ago · · ·

I've seen enough creepypasta to know where this is going.

#16 · 94w, 3d ago · · ·

The Moon has fallen.  My best guess is that something has become of Luna, due to her representing the moon and all.

Love has met a somber fate.  Now this one could have multiple meanings.  First meaning the Elements of Love: Soldier and Derpy.  However, nothing extremely bad has happened to them besides the Changeling abduction.  Second meaning Cadence, gaining the title "Queen Sombra".  My guess it's this one being somber and Sombra are close in terms of spelling.

The end shall come when the sun rises.  The end, not always good but not really bad either.  I believe this means when Celestia finally manages to snap out of her dementia, or does something during it that causes change.

I can't wait to see what happens! :pinkiehappy:

#17 · 94w, 3d ago · · ·

Celly's insane so... the sun rises into the planet? D:

#18 · 94w, 3d ago · · ·

*First thought* "The moon has fallen"...You failed me, Link D:

>>1890899

I agree 100% with this.  The moon  part is Nightmare Moon, the love part is refering Queen Sombra, so I guess that the Sun part must be Celestia's Nightmare form... oh shit.

#19 · 94w, 3d ago · · ·

Wait a minute. TECHNICALLY, the Smooze is the 'essence' of Slendermane, right? Right?

If we assume contact with the Smooze is less corrupting that contact with Slendermane, then Luna wasn't completely corrupted when she turned into Nightmare Moon.

As for Cadance/Queen Sombra, she received second-hand corruption from King Sombra, or by undoing some of his damage to the Crystal Empire.

Celestia is getting a full-blown Slendermane assault. This can not bode well.

#20 · 94w, 3d ago · 3 · ·

Embrace the insanity, Celestia :pinkiecrazy:

Have I also told you the definition insanity?  :rainbowkiss:

#21 · 94w, 3d ago · · ·

>>1890891 Nah... you got the oppostie

#22 · 94w, 3d ago · 5 · ·

>>1890988

Alternate (and Happier) Interpretation

The moon has fallen: Nightmare Moon's defeat

Love has met a somber fate: Cadance's defeat of King Sombra, or King Sombra's demise in general? Love did meet with something somber, but it's never specified who the 'somber fate' happened to.

The end shall come when the sun rises: The defeat of Slendermane and his forces of evil when Celestia gets her shit together.

#23 · 94w, 3d ago · · ·

I used to read this fic before i had an acount and couldn't find it for the longest time. I'm glad I found it.

#24 · 94w, 3d ago · · ·

wat?

#25 · 94w, 3d ago · · ·

Well, everything that needs to be said here has been said.

#26 · 94w, 3d ago · 4 · ·

Oh god... the proxies on this side know what's going on! Slendermane is breaching the barrier! We can't let those two meet up!

Quickly! Everyone who has ever read this fanfic! Unplug everything and go live in the wilderness, eating bark and grass till Slenderman gets you! :pinkiecrazy:

???
#27 · 94w, 3d ago · · ·

>>1891282 slendermane will never fall

#28 · 94w, 3d ago · 2 · ·

I have never seen an update this small before :rainbowlaugh:

#29 · 94w, 3d ago · · ·

I am left in suspense

Please satisfy it

Make this worth any wait

#30 · 94w, 3d ago · · ·

ohshitohshitohshit

#31 · 94w, 3d ago · · ·

The only way I can reply to this is...

Acta est fabula...

#32 · 94w, 3d ago · · ·

...umm...okay then. Not sure what that means, but I'll just go with it.

#33 · 94w, 3d ago · 1 · ·

>>1890899 Agreed. This guy knows what's going on.

#34 · 94w, 3d ago · 1 · ·

Fucking prophecy-thingies.

Argh. Now I absolutely cannot wait for the next update, even though I know it's weeks away.

#35 · 94w, 3d ago · 1 · ·

ah you got to love these love self proclaimed prophercies

#36 · 94w, 3d ago · · ·

The moon has fallen: Nightmare Moon being back and in her own body which was in that really creepy part when they were in the basement.

Love has met a somber fate: Queen Sombra

The end shall come when the sun rises: when Slendermane actually tries to kill Celestia or drives her bat-shit insane.

Also I don't know if its a coincidence or not but in that little journal Tia has the pony that wrote it killed the maskies and each time they were someone that he trusted. Now if that happens I'm betting that masky unicorn will be a Shining Armor look alike and the other two maskies will look like the other two captains, so that when they go and try to take Celestia off the throne she will think they are under Slendermane's control. She will then most likely turn into a nightmare and the elements of harmony will have to do something. But that probably won't happen in a while (if it even happens) since none of the maskies have died and Trixie doesn't even have her element yet.

#37 · 94w, 3d ago · · ·

Why is it always propheices? :trixieshiftright:

Anyway I think as everyone has pointed out two of the three events have likely already happened. All that's left is for Celestia to go bonkers and actually become a threat. I fear something like Nightmare Sun only worse! :pinkiegasp:

Of course considering Celestia is already coughing up blood that can't be a good sign, I fear that if she doesn't snap she might do something even more drastic. If only Slendermane would come out of hiding so we could get some answers. :ajsleepy:

#39 · 94w, 2d ago · · ·

>>1891205 And then you find the flamethrower

#40 · 94w, 2d ago · · ·

MOAR!

#41 · 94w, 2d ago · 2 · ·

Given time, every one befalls to insanity

#42 · 94w, 2d ago · · ·

THIS IS THE LONGEST CHAPTER EVER.

#43 · 94w, 2d ago · 3 · ·

Everypony chill the fuck out, I got this.

#44 · 94w, 2d ago · · ·

>>1891470 It's a reference to a character in a fanmade game called Story of the Blanks.  Gray Mann himself appears later in the story.

#45 · 94w, 2d ago · 2 · ·

>>1890888

I've figured it out since Nightmare Moon's chat with the heroes.

THE MOON HAS FALLEN

Luna's coruption into Nightmare Moon.

LOVE HAS MET A SOMBER FATE

Cadence's possession by Sombra.

THE END SHALL COME WHEN THE SUN RISES

Celestia will be corrupted and turned into a Nightmare.

4 Deathpact angels says that the last one is Slendy's plan.

#46 · 94w, 2d ago · · ·

Here be creepypastas

#47 · 94w, 2d ago · · ·

is it me or luna hasnt been seen for a wile now?

#48 · 94w, 2d ago · · 1 ·

I want Saxton Hale to appear!

#49 · 94w, 2d ago · 1 · ·

>>1894056 What do you mean "in time"? We're all insane all the time. We just call it personality. we're all mad here! It's glorious!

#50 · 94w, 2d ago · · ·

THE MOON HAS FALLEN

LOVE HAS MET A SOMBER FATE

THE END SHALL COME WHEN THE SUN RISES

Okey Dokey Lokey....

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