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ocalhoun


I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

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Building a snowmare isn't all carrots and giggles. You never know who you're going to get.

A long-overdue publishing of an old story of mine. I hope you enjoy it!


Proofreading by RaylanKrios.


Also read: A Frosty Chill

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Comments ( 27 )
Comment posted by RaylanKrios deleted Aug 28th, 2014
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Comment posted by ocalhoun deleted Aug 28th, 2014

I so want to link to Aaron Williams Nodwick Christmas card, but I can't find a copy. I'll keep looking.

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I hope you do, so I can find out what you're talking about. :rainbowhuh:

Wow, total frosty the snowman reference. Loved Pinkie's randomness!:pinkiecrazy:

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Hey, look, somebody read this story!
And you commented! :rainbowkiss:
Thank you!

At first I couldn't remember the 'human' version so this will have to do and I shall confuse all friends.

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Like that feeling when you talk to someone in real life and accidentally call Manhattan 'Manehattan'.

6635030 lol I do that anyways.

Also my dad was watching a movie about romans and a place mentioned in the description was: Camelot

I always new Canterlot was also a horse pun on something and now I found what.

A story about all goddamn six of Spike's alleged friends having fun without him. Delightful.

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Spike is reptile. No like snow.

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A. At least three episodes prove this false.

B. Dragons are not the same as [other] reptiles.

C. That's just a bullshit excuse to keep him away from your precious little ponies, and you know it. The only stories of yours that employ his character tag—out of your 57 fucking submissions—are the FiOP seasons.

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Alright, you caught me! :raritydespair:

I hate Spike. :twilightsmile: I really do. I'd rather write a story about literally anyone else. If you want stories about Spike, I'm not your man.

6858243 What a big motherfucking surprise. Not for the last time, I find myself wishing I could kick down that towering pedestal the fandom has those cunts on; the goddamn thing is so high they can't even identify Spike as a purple and green shape anymore.

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Why is it not okay for me to dislike a given character?

Why can't you just let me have my preferences?

6858353 Because it's not just you; it feels like 60% of the goddamn fandom, and I'm sick of being reminded everywhere I look that the one character I want the best for is also the only character very few people give a shit about. There are talented assholes who carry out fabulous projects involving every main and supporting character who arbitrarily decide that Spike—despite being the lead's closest companion, second character to appear on screen, the token male, and a dragon—is a lower priority than some fucking background ponies. The fact that it's sometimes an honest mistake makes it even worse.

...I feel like downvoting Batsy's stupid little fiasco. I'm-a gonna go do that.

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Because it's not just you; it feels like 60% of the goddamn fandom, and I'm sick of being reminded everywhere I look that the one character I want the best for is also the only character very few people give a shit about.

Go search for stories with the 'Spike' character tag. Go to the Fimfic group for Spike. Why are you complaining about it here, to an author who's never going to write about Spike, however much you complain?

There are talented assholes

If you're including me in that group, I'm flattered. ^.^

The fact that it's sometimes an honest mistake makes it even worse.

So... it makes things better that I left him out on purpose here?
Even better, in the first story I ever wrote, I killed him off. :twilightsmile:

...I feel like downvoting Batsy's stupid little fiasco. I'm-a gonna go do that.

1- :rainbowlaugh: You think I care about a single downvote! You might as well threaten Goldman Sachs with a $5 fine.
2- :trixieshiftright: Downvoting an author's stories because of an argument you're having with him is abuse of the rating system and could be reported to the mods. Be careful with shenanigans like that, young grasshopper.

6858479 [Not gonna waste time or space addressing all three points.] My reason for taking a look at this story was to see if it was about a genuine, welcoming, unbiased group of friends, or just another throwaway fic about a six-piece toy set.

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And your criteria for deciding that is whether it included Spike or not?

Sorry if I didn't have the complete toy set.

Frostbite was feeling hot under the collar. :pinkiecrazy:
I'll go now..:ajbemused:

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This was really surprising. :O It's one of your best stories!

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This, this is one of my best? :twilightoops: That was unexpected!

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