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Some Guy Who Writes 312817

Joined March 2012
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    Some Guy Who Writes's Stories (3)

    • The Darkness Within Us All
      man goes through daily life with ponies what could go wrong?

      141,102 words · 4,036 views · 263 likes · 30 dislikes
    • A Mod Gone Wrong.
      Two friends are sent a mod by an anonymous user on a website they frequent, the user asks them to beta test their Minecraft mod, and then that's where things get interesting.
      6,425 words · 947 views · 89 likes · 7 dislikes
    • A box has appeared on your doorstep, what do you do?
      A pony has appeared on your doorstep, what do you do?
      886 words · 1,583 views · 101 likes · 11 dislikes
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    You awake the next morning from your “hibernation” to a very queer feeling, you look down and sure enough, Gummy was chewing on your hand.

    “Oh goodie, your awake!” Pinkie Pie squealed as she bounced into your room.

    *Yawn*

    “Morning Pinkie Pie, energetic as usual I see.” You reply as you stretch, your back was a bit stiff.

    “Yup! What do you wanna do today?”

    “Can I at least bathe first? That’s how I wake up.”

    “Of course you can bathe, Colt.” Pinkie Pie says in a sultry tone as she winks at you, knowing Pinkie Pie, it is best not to ask as you head for the bathroom.

    -----One Bath Later-----

    After you get dressed, you and Pinkie Pie step out of the bathroom still all smiling from your alone time, and head downstairs for breakfast. You and Pinkie Pie enter the kitchen and are greeted with smiles all around, not happy smiles, more like the face of somepony that knew something.  

    “So Colt. . . Enjoy your bath?” Trixie said as her grin widened.

    “Yes Colt, how was it? Sounded like you two were having fun.” Bell said with a mischievous look on her face.

    “Well I-”

    “It was super fun!” Pinkie Pie exclaims bouncing towards the table with the others.

    You facepalm at her statement and just sit down with them as they ate.

    “S-So Colt, what did you two d-do.” Fluttershy stammered as she was shifting awkwardly in her seat.

    Before you could say a thing Pinkie Pie dashed over to her and began whispering in her ear, within moments her wings began to unfurl, standing out at her sides.

    *Pomf*    

    “Oh my, C-Colt, you really did that?” She timidly asks hiding her crimson blush behind her long flowing mane as she always does when she is embarrassed.

    “Well yes, yes I did. Now that you are my marefriends, I intend to show you all how much you mean to me, after all, I really care for you.” You say in a serious yet loving tone that causes the girls to get up from their seats and hug you.

    With Trixie, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, and Bell hugging you you feel a hoof tapping your right shoulder, it was Fluttershy.

    “C-Colt, can I-I be next?” Fluttershy asked meekly.

    This sudden question shocks everyone in earshot, even Pinkie Pie’s jaw hits the floor, literally, how does she do stuff like that?

    “S-Sure Fluttershy, I can spend the day with you, Pinkie Pie has to work.”

    “Yup! Gotta bake a dozen cakes for some huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge party!” She says full of enthusiasm

    “Alright, what about you two?” You ask, directing the question towards the two unicorns to your right.

    “Well Trixie is heading to the library, Twilight Sparkle was kind enough to offer her some magic lessons.” Trixie says with a smile, her and Twilight had become good friends since they made up.

    “What about you, Bell?”

    “I have some shopping to do, that bookshelf won’t fill itself up.”

    “Alright then, lead the way Fluttershy. You say as the five of you break the hug and begin your day, each heading your separate ways.

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    After a short walk alongside the vast, almost endless forest, you arrive at Fluttershy’s humble cottage with all of her animal friends running about.

    “Looks like they missed you Flutters.” You say to her blushing slightly at the nickname.

    “Yeah, they get lonely if I’m not here in the mornings. Thanks for coming over Colt.” Fluttershy says as she trots over to greet the small crowd of tiny mammals.

    From this point on you spent the day with Fluttershy helping wherever you could; cleaning up after lunch time for both you two and the animals, cleaning Elizabeak’s chicken coop, getting fresh carrots for one very assertive bunny that always seemed to be by her side, and finally getting all the animals their dinners. How did she do this day in and day out?

    Later that night, you and Fluttershy sat on the couch, relaxing after a hard day’s work.

    “Flutters, how do you do this? After one day my feet are killing me.”

    “Oh, it is tough on my hooves but I simply love all my little friends, they make it worthwhile.” She says as she sighs and leans on you.

    You wrap your arm around her and hold her close, you both stay there for a while before Fluttershy abruptly stands up and trots over to the stairs.

    “You coming?” She says in a teasing, this shocks you, Fluttershy not being shy, this is madness.  

    “No, this is Equestria!” Daimon shouts in your head.

    “Not now Daimon.” You think back to him as you follow Fluttershy upstairs, she was moving her flank a lot, maybe she has hurt her back.

    After reaching the top of the stairs you hear the door lock behind you.

    Comments ( 45 )

    #1 · 46w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Damn... And here I was hoping to find out Bell's secret... Please do me a favor and don't make the clop to commonplace in the story... I really like this story and when the author puts a lot of clop in it, it tends to ruin it for me... I don't mind it once or twice, though...:twilightblush:

    #3 · 46w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>805746 dude clop will be in here every like 10-20 chapters, it took colt nearly 600 pages to do anything, dont worry

    #4 · 46w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Well shit negro, I'm just minding my own business when I see that this story updated, so of course I dropped everything and read it. I'm not one for clop, but I'll bear with it...

    #5 · 46w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Nice man. Its great. WOOT!!!

    #6 · 46w, 5d ago · · ·
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    i see what you did there :rainbowlaugh:

    #7 · 46w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>805864 lol i took it all out XD the uncensored one is clop heavy XD

    #8 · 46w, 5d ago · · ·
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    .........>.>

    .........<.<

    ..........im wanting this uncensored version.......just for the details.....

    #9 · 46w, 5d ago · · ·
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    I quite enjoyed that, save for the lack of, ah... "detail".

    So much win, it's...

    ^Haters gonna have to answer to that guy.

    #10 · 46w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>806077 lol, details are awaiting approval

    >>806350 lol what if bruce lee challenged him? he is the one who trained him and is the only one to ever kill him in a movie.

    #11 · 46w, 5d ago · · ·
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    IMF, you cock-tease.

    I don't mind the occasional clop, but I hate NOT KNOWING WHAT HAPPENED!

    Oh well, I can wait.

    But I have to ask, when you wrote the skip lines, did you think them in Jaque Cousteau's voice?

    #12 · 46w, 5d ago · · ·
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    #14 · 46w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>806371

    Here's your result, bruh.

    I also hope they have an open bar in hell, 'cuz that's where we're going. You, me, and Windy. Even though he didn't do anything.

    #15 · 46w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>806445 yeah, I am at least having fun on the way down.

    #17 · 46w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>806469 :flutterrage:HIGHWAY TO HELL!!

    #19 · 46w, 5d ago · · ·
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    #21 · 46w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>806534 yes, yes we are, but we are idiots with great taste in music.:rainbowlaugh:

    #22 · 46w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>806551

    Here have a vidya:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tesI7rrwTQs

    mmm yes.

    #23 · 46w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>806427 And once again I am reminded that not everyone is as thoughtlessly random as I.

    #24 · 46w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>806811 eh, we have our mo- CAPTAIN MOTHERFUCKING PLANET!!!- ments

    #25 · 46w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>806651 also I have planned to use this song soon, very soon.

    #27 · 46w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>806900  /high fives, just get ready for a mass burial. . . . Daimon's associate comes to play

    #30 · 46w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>806915 no,no ones body is ready, they are simply fuel for the fire, literally :pinkiecrazy:

    #32 · 46w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>806959 sorry, he doesn't talk much, we will just have to wait to hear what he says DWS1E9TEC AYMM

    #34 · 46w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>806986 D-W-S-1-E-9-T-E-C-A-Y-M-M  there is a code, solve it and you will understand.

    #35 · 46w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Can't wait to see the reactions to the clop part.

    That was a joy to edit...

                     :pinkiecrazy:

    #36 · 46w, 5d ago · · ·
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    i need uncenored verison......just to see what happan ya nothing else :twilightblush:

    #37 · 46w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>806910 Of course not!  Balogna gives much better protection to government mind lasers.

    #38 · 46w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>807749 lolz im certain it was

    #40 · 46w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>809549 read the uncensored version :rainbowlaugh:

    #41 · 46w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>809622 its not showing for me yet :pinkiecrazy:

    #42 · 46w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>810437 I get better as the story progresses

    #43 · 39w, 6d ago · · ·
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    was that a 300 reference?

    #44 · 20w, 5d ago · · ·
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    O_o

    #45 · 1w, 1d ago · · ·
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    no such madness has been witness till today

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