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theworstwriter 18392

Joined September 2011
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    theworstwriter's Stories (18)

    • The Birds and the Bees
      The CMC ask how foals are made. Results are suboptimal.

      3,508 words · 50,009 views · 1,203 likes · 22 dislikes
    • Switchaloo
      Rainbow Dash and Scootaloo swap bodies. What could possibly go wrong?
      4,094 words · 1,981 views · 174 likes · 4 dislikes
    • Favorite Pupil - Brightest Star
      When a villain succeeds and all hope seems lost, Twilight Sparkle proves her worth.
      1,790 words · 572 views · 60 likes · 0 dislikes
    • Wrong Address, Bright Eyes
      Some packages are sent to the wrong addresses. What's the worst that could happen?
      3,145 words · 6,098 views · 140 likes · 5 dislikes
    • Double Rainbow
      27,166 words · 17,465 views · 361 likes · 27 dislikes
    • The Power of Popularity
      2,316 words · 457 views · 75 likes · 3 dislikes
    • Dash's Date with Destiny
      2,401 words · 1,024 views · 52 likes · 2 dislikes
    • The Whole Tooth
      3,650 words · 241 views · 22 likes · 0 dislikes
    • When You Fall
      2,858 words · 4,581 views · 126 likes · 13 dislikes
    • Friendship Camp
      4,132 words · 115 views · 20 likes · 0 dislikes

    Where DO foals come from?  The Cutie Mark Crusaders don't know, but they intend to find out!

    First Published
    28th Oct 2011
    Last Modified
    28th Oct 2011

    Comments ( 232 )

    #1 · 85w, 6d ago · 7 · ·
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    THIS STORY IS THE BEST AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BEST

    #2 · 85w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Now THAT was a fun read. Awesome!

    #3 · 85w, 6d ago · · ·
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    :)

    #4 · 85w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Very good! Just the kind of trouble one would expect the CMC to get into! :scootangel:

    #5 · 85w, 6d ago · · ·
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    That's was pretty good.

    #6 · 85w, 6d ago · · ·
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    I CAN'T RATE THIS HIGH ENOUGH! ARGH!

    #7 · 85w, 6d ago · · ·
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    lawl. that was great. If my kids brought bees into my house i would run...i hate bees. So. much...

    #8 · 85w, 6d ago · · ·
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    :twilightoops: Bees, bees everywhere!

    #9 · 85w, 5d ago · 1 · ·
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    This was incredibly stupid, funny and STUPID! Storywise, it was VERY well written. But the CMC! And the mane six! HOW CAN THEY BE STUPID ENOUGH TO DO THIS?! I mean, yes, it was incredibly funny, but i facepalmed so hard, i hit the back of my head against a wall! And laughed a lot too. The story was amazing, yes, but the whole idea, though possible(in fact, i believe this is how it would've worked in the show if they ever had the chance and will to dos something like this), was STUPID! AND STUPIDITY IS HILARIOUS! :rainbowlaugh:

    (Also, i'm kinda hoping a Mature or Teen rated version that depicts Pinkie's explenation, for the sake of laughter. :pinkiecrazy:)

    #10 · 85w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Also, i'm very aware that the whole comment jumps from insulting you to praising you, but believe me, it was a positive comment. :pinkiehappy:

    #11 · 85w, 5d ago · · ·
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    I can imagine celestial being like Wheatley from portal 2 with he birds... BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD KILL IT AGH AGH Ahhhhhhh!!!! xD

    #12 · 85w, 5d ago · · ·
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    cool shit bro

    #13 · 85w, 5d ago · · ·
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    ok, that was excelent, soo funny :rainbowlaugh:

    #14 · 85w, 5d ago · · ·
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    I'm picturing Celestia asking Luna "Do you like birds?"

    #15 · 85w, 5d ago · · ·
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    This was fantastic.

    I could totally see this as an episode.  Thumbs up- err, hooves up, bro!

    #16 · 85w, 5d ago · · ·
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    ...and that's the story of how Equestria was founded!

    Tomorrow, I'll tell you how foals are made.

    :pinkiehappy:

    #17 · 85w, 5d ago · · ·
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    ...and Twilight was horribly hurt, as in any average real episode!

    Real nice story - and nicely shown just why and how various ponies won't just pony up and tell the girls about the making of the foals, instead of simply "you shouldn't tell little kids". That would have made the story far more boring. :)

    #18 · 85w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Not the bees! AHHHHHHH Ahgarbulagabah my eyes! my eyes! AHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHhhhurgh!

    #19 · 85w, 5d ago · · ·
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    "Ah will end you"

    best line ever.

    #20 · 85w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>19814 BUCKING HORSEAPPLES!! I WAS TEN MINUTES LATE!!

    Oh well. Great story overall.

    #21 · 85w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Really funny. Generally great story.

    #22 · 85w, 5d ago · 1 · ·
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    “Sorry, squirts, but I’ve gotta fly.  I’m actually of on my way to go make a foal right now!  Later!”  :rainbowlaugh:

    #23 · 85w, 5d ago · · ·
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    I laughed till I cried.

    That's truly all I can say on the matter.

    #24 · 85w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Typical ponies digging themselves deeper over nothing.  I suppose telling them to ask their parents wouldn't have cut it for a story.

    >>19814

    Exactly what I was thinking of when I got to that scene.  :rainbowlaugh:

    #25 · 85w, 5d ago · · ·
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    The first two scenes seem completely pointless. The rest is fairly good though.

    #26 · 85w, 5d ago · · ·
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    A short, good and funny piece. I liked it, though the part about Rainbow Dash not knowing where foals comes from seemed rather farfetched.

    #27 · 85w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Hee hee.

    This was a pretty fun read. The CMCs are their customary blend of foalish wonder and horrific mayhem, and the Mane Six are nicely in character.

    ...And I lol'd at the Brick Joke at the end. :rainbowlaugh:

    #28 · 85w, 5d ago · · ·
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    This is the funniest fanfic I have ever read!! Keep it up good sir/madam!:rainbowkiss:

    #29 · 85w, 5d ago · 1 · ·
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    This story was so good it made me pregnant.

    #30 · 85w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Lol, hilarious story! Except for sme small grammatical errors, it was perfect! Would've expected Rainbow to kno a bit more :rainbowhuh: but oh well, that's how the cookie crumbles.

    #31 · 85w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Now this is exactly the kind of goofy fun fic I love. :pinkiehappy: If it weren't for the content, I could see this working as an episode of the show!  All the characters - especially the CMC - feel true to the feel of the show and the comedy is great.  I love the repeating theme of the birds and bees.  And I guess it comes as no surprise that Pinkie would know about all this stuff, though dare I ask where she gets her vast knowledge from? :twilightblush:

    #32 · 85w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Awesome story. I wish I could write stories this popular.

    #33 · 85w, 5d ago · · ·
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    I LMAOD AT EVERY SINGLE PART

    I LOL'D MORE BECAUSE SSHEEP'S COMMENT

    Oh man, My lungs hurt

    OH NOT THE BEES, NOT THE BEEES

    #34 · 85w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Celestia: "Get the bird! Get it kill it kill it kill it kill it!"

    Luna: "LOL" :facehoof:

    Anyway, great story. I can picture Celestia being scared of birds :rainbowlaugh:

    #35 · 85w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Wow. This just kind of revels in insanity. Way to go on the "Relax-o-Vision" section of Pinkie's explanation.

    #36 · 85w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>19837

    Well, there WERE lots of birds and bees in it. :pinkiecrazy:

    #37 · 85w, 5d ago · · ·
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    omg...im about to bust a gut in laughter XD

    #38 · 85w, 5d ago · · ·
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    That was fantastic :rainbowlaugh:

    #39 · 85w, 5d ago · · ·
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    at first i was like :trixieshiftright:

    then i was like :rainbowlaugh:

    #40 · 85w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Good story, but a little disappointing that the situation with Lyra and Bon Bon is left unresolved

    #41 · 85w, 5d ago · · ·
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    This is best story. You are best pony.:heart:

    #42 · 85w, 5d ago · · ·
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    I just fell of my chair laughing :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

    #43 · 85w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Pure genius! Great fun to read thank you!

    #44 · 85w, 5d ago · · ·
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    THAT WAS JUST BEAUTIFUL :pinkiehappy:I loves this TOO MUCH[

    #45 · 85w, 5d ago · · ·
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    I got kind of a Portal 2 vibe from the bird thing. OH MY GOD IT'S A BIRD, KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT :pinkiegasp:

    That was a really fun read. :twilightsmile:

    #46 · 85w, 5d ago · · ·
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    This is so stupidly funny I cried laughing :twilightsheepish: :pinkiehappy:

    #47 · 85w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Oh man, this was great! Loved it!

    #48 · 85w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Pyros Overall score for Birds and the bees by theworstwriter : 5/5

    Fricken Hilarious !

    I expected Fluttershy to freeze up like that

    and Rainbow Dash not knowing how it happens.

    Pinkie pie being the only one who didn't have any

    problem explaining the whole process of birth

    #49 · 85w, 5d ago · · ·
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    This was pretty funny, :rainbowlaugh: i'd love to see more of your work! :pinkiehappy:

    #50 · 85w, 5d ago · · ·
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    I do believe we have found a good foundation for a sex ed episode.

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