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Where DO foals come from?  The Cutie Mark Crusaders don't know, but they intend to find out!

First Published
28th Oct 2011
Last Modified
28th Oct 2011
#1 · 267w, 1d ago · 9 · ·


#2 · 267w, 1d ago · · ·

Now THAT was a fun read. Awesome!

#4 · 267w, 1d ago · · ·

Very good! Just the kind of trouble one would expect the CMC to get into! :scootangel:

#5 · 267w, 1d ago · · ·

That's was pretty good.

#6 · 267w, 1d ago · 1 · ·


#7 · 267w, 1d ago · · ·

lawl. that was great. If my kids brought bees into my house i would run...i hate bees. So. much...

#8 · 267w, 1d ago · · ·

:twilightoops: Bees, bees everywhere!

#9 · 267w, 1d ago · 1 · ·

This was incredibly stupid, funny and STUPID! Storywise, it was VERY well written. But the CMC! And the mane six! HOW CAN THEY BE STUPID ENOUGH TO DO THIS?! I mean, yes, it was incredibly funny, but i facepalmed so hard, i hit the back of my head against a wall! And laughed a lot too. The story was amazing, yes, but the whole idea, though possible(in fact, i believe this is how it would've worked in the show if they ever had the chance and will to dos something like this), was STUPID! AND STUPIDITY IS HILARIOUS! :rainbowlaugh:

(Also, i'm kinda hoping a Mature or Teen rated version that depicts Pinkie's explenation, for the sake of laughter. :pinkiecrazy:)

#10 · 267w, 1d ago · · ·

Also, i'm very aware that the whole comment jumps from insulting you to praising you, but believe me, it was a positive comment. :pinkiehappy:

#11 · 267w, 1d ago · · ·

I can imagine celestial being like Wheatley from portal 2 with he birds... BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD KILL IT AGH AGH Ahhhhhhh!!!! xD

#12 · 267w, 1d ago · · ·

cool shit bro

#13 · 267w, 1d ago · · ·

ok, that was excelent, soo funny :rainbowlaugh:

#14 · 267w, 1d ago · · ·

I'm picturing Celestia asking Luna "Do you like birds?"

#15 · 267w, 1d ago · · ·

This was fantastic.

I could totally see this as an episode.  Thumbs up- err, hooves up, bro!

#16 · 267w, 1d ago · · ·

...and that's the story of how Equestria was founded!

Tomorrow, I'll tell you how foals are made.


#17 · 267w, 1d ago · · ·

...and Twilight was horribly hurt, as in any average real episode!

Real nice story - and nicely shown just why and how various ponies won't just pony up and tell the girls about the making of the foals, instead of simply "you shouldn't tell little kids". That would have made the story far more boring. :)

#18 · 267w, 1d ago · · ·

Not the bees! AHHHHHHH Ahgarbulagabah my eyes! my eyes! AHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHhhhurgh!

#19 · 267w, 1d ago · · ·

"Ah will end you"

best line ever.

#20 · 267w, 1d ago · · ·


Oh well. Great story overall.

#21 · 267w, 1d ago · · ·

Really funny. Generally great story.

#22 · 267w, 1d ago · 1 · ·

“Sorry, squirts, but I’ve gotta fly.  I’m actually of on my way to go make a foal right now!  Later!”  :rainbowlaugh:

#23 · 267w, 23h ago · · ·

I laughed till I cried.

That's truly all I can say on the matter.

#24 · 267w, 23h ago · · ·

Typical ponies digging themselves deeper over nothing.  I suppose telling them to ask their parents wouldn't have cut it for a story.


Exactly what I was thinking of when I got to that scene.  :rainbowlaugh:

#25 · 267w, 23h ago · · ·

The first two scenes seem completely pointless. The rest is fairly good though.

#26 · 267w, 23h ago · · ·

A short, good and funny piece. I liked it, though the part about Rainbow Dash not knowing where foals comes from seemed rather farfetched.

#27 · 267w, 23h ago · · ·

Hee hee.

This was a pretty fun read. The CMCs are their customary blend of foalish wonder and horrific mayhem, and the Mane Six are nicely in character.

...And I lol'd at the Brick Joke at the end. :rainbowlaugh:

#28 · 267w, 23h ago · · ·

This is the funniest fanfic I have ever read!! Keep it up good sir/madam!:rainbowkiss:

#29 · 267w, 23h ago · 1 · ·

This story was so good it made me pregnant.

#30 · 267w, 23h ago · · ·

Lol, hilarious story! Except for sme small grammatical errors, it was perfect! Would've expected Rainbow to kno a bit more :rainbowhuh: but oh well, that's how the cookie crumbles.

#31 · 267w, 23h ago · · ·

Now this is exactly the kind of goofy fun fic I love. :pinkiehappy: If it weren't for the content, I could see this working as an episode of the show!  All the characters - especially the CMC - feel true to the feel of the show and the comedy is great.  I love the repeating theme of the birds and bees.  And I guess it comes as no surprise that Pinkie would know about all this stuff, though dare I ask where she gets her vast knowledge from? :twilightblush:

#32 · 267w, 23h ago · · ·

Awesome story. I wish I could write stories this popular.

#33 · 267w, 23h ago · · ·



Oh man, My lungs hurt


#34 · 267w, 23h ago · · ·

Celestia: "Get the bird! Get it kill it kill it kill it kill it!"

Luna: "LOL" :facehoof:

Anyway, great story. I can picture Celestia being scared of birds :rainbowlaugh:

#35 · 267w, 22h ago · · ·

Wow. This just kind of revels in insanity. Way to go on the "Relax-o-Vision" section of Pinkie's explanation.

#36 · 267w, 22h ago · · ·


Well, there WERE lots of birds and bees in it. :pinkiecrazy:

#37 · 267w, 22h ago · · ·

omg...im about to bust a gut in laughter XD

#38 · 267w, 22h ago · · ·

That was fantastic :rainbowlaugh:

#39 · 267w, 22h ago · · ·

at first i was like :trixieshiftright:

then i was like :rainbowlaugh:

#40 · 267w, 22h ago · · ·

Good story, but a little disappointing that the situation with Lyra and Bon Bon is left unresolved

#41 · 267w, 22h ago · · ·

This is best story. You are best pony.:heart:

#42 · 267w, 22h ago · · ·

I just fell of my chair laughing :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

#43 · 267w, 22h ago · · ·

Pure genius! Great fun to read thank you!

#44 · 267w, 22h ago · · ·

THAT WAS JUST BEAUTIFUL :pinkiehappy:I loves this TOO MUCH[

#45 · 267w, 22h ago · · ·

I got kind of a Portal 2 vibe from the bird thing. OH MY GOD IT'S A BIRD, KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT :pinkiegasp:

That was a really fun read. :twilightsmile:

#46 · 267w, 22h ago · · ·

This is so stupidly funny I cried laughing :twilightsheepish: :pinkiehappy:

#47 · 267w, 21h ago · · ·

Oh man, this was great! Loved it!

#48 · 267w, 21h ago · · ·

Pyros Overall score for Birds and the bees by theworstwriter : 5/5

Fricken Hilarious !

I expected Fluttershy to freeze up like that

and Rainbow Dash not knowing how it happens.

Pinkie pie being the only one who didn't have any

problem explaining the whole process of birth

#49 · 267w, 21h ago · · ·

This was pretty funny, :rainbowlaugh: i'd love to see more of your work! :pinkiehappy:

#50 · 267w, 21h ago · · ·

I do believe we have found a good foundation for a sex ed episode.

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