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Where DO foals come from?  The Cutie Mark Crusaders don't know, but they intend to find out!

First Published
28th Oct 2011
Last Modified
28th Oct 2011
#1 · 278w, 22h ago · 9 · ·


#2 · 278w, 20h ago · · ·

Now THAT was a fun read. Awesome!

#4 · 278w, 20h ago · · ·

Very good! Just the kind of trouble one would expect the CMC to get into! :scootangel:

#5 · 278w, 20h ago · · ·

That's was pretty good.

#6 · 278w, 19h ago · 1 · ·


#7 · 278w, 19h ago · · ·

lawl. that was great. If my kids brought bees into my house i would run...i hate bees. So. much...

#8 · 278w, 19h ago · · ·

:twilightoops: Bees, bees everywhere!

#9 · 278w, 18h ago · 1 · ·

This was incredibly stupid, funny and STUPID! Storywise, it was VERY well written. But the CMC! And the mane six! HOW CAN THEY BE STUPID ENOUGH TO DO THIS?! I mean, yes, it was incredibly funny, but i facepalmed so hard, i hit the back of my head against a wall! And laughed a lot too. The story was amazing, yes, but the whole idea, though possible(in fact, i believe this is how it would've worked in the show if they ever had the chance and will to dos something like this), was STUPID! AND STUPIDITY IS HILARIOUS! :rainbowlaugh:

(Also, i'm kinda hoping a Mature or Teen rated version that depicts Pinkie's explenation, for the sake of laughter. :pinkiecrazy:)

#10 · 278w, 18h ago · · ·

Also, i'm very aware that the whole comment jumps from insulting you to praising you, but believe me, it was a positive comment. :pinkiehappy:

#11 · 278w, 18h ago · · ·

I can imagine celestial being like Wheatley from portal 2 with he birds... BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD KILL IT AGH AGH Ahhhhhhh!!!! xD

#12 · 278w, 18h ago · · ·

cool shit bro

#13 · 278w, 17h ago · · ·

ok, that was excelent, soo funny :rainbowlaugh:

#14 · 278w, 16h ago · · ·

I'm picturing Celestia asking Luna "Do you like birds?"

#15 · 278w, 16h ago · · ·

This was fantastic.

I could totally see this as an episode.  Thumbs up- err, hooves up, bro!

#16 · 278w, 15h ago · · ·

...and that's the story of how Equestria was founded!

Tomorrow, I'll tell you how foals are made.


#17 · 278w, 15h ago · · ·

...and Twilight was horribly hurt, as in any average real episode!

Real nice story - and nicely shown just why and how various ponies won't just pony up and tell the girls about the making of the foals, instead of simply "you shouldn't tell little kids". That would have made the story far more boring. :)

#18 · 278w, 12h ago · · ·

Not the bees! AHHHHHHH Ahgarbulagabah my eyes! my eyes! AHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHhhhurgh!

#19 · 278w, 12h ago · · ·

"Ah will end you"

best line ever.

#20 · 278w, 12h ago · · ·


Oh well. Great story overall.

#21 · 278w, 12h ago · · ·

Really funny. Generally great story.

#22 · 278w, 12h ago · 1 · ·

“Sorry, squirts, but I’ve gotta fly.  I’m actually of on my way to go make a foal right now!  Later!”  :rainbowlaugh:

#23 · 278w, 12h ago · · ·

I laughed till I cried.

That's truly all I can say on the matter.

#24 · 278w, 12h ago · · ·

Typical ponies digging themselves deeper over nothing.  I suppose telling them to ask their parents wouldn't have cut it for a story.


Exactly what I was thinking of when I got to that scene.  :rainbowlaugh:

#25 · 278w, 12h ago · · ·

The first two scenes seem completely pointless. The rest is fairly good though.

#26 · 278w, 11h ago · · ·

A short, good and funny piece. I liked it, though the part about Rainbow Dash not knowing where foals comes from seemed rather farfetched.

#27 · 278w, 11h ago · · ·

Hee hee.

This was a pretty fun read. The CMCs are their customary blend of foalish wonder and horrific mayhem, and the Mane Six are nicely in character.

...And I lol'd at the Brick Joke at the end. :rainbowlaugh:

#28 · 278w, 11h ago · · ·

This is the funniest fanfic I have ever read!! Keep it up good sir/madam!:rainbowkiss:

#29 · 278w, 11h ago · 1 · ·

This story was so good it made me pregnant.

#30 · 278w, 11h ago · · ·

Lol, hilarious story! Except for sme small grammatical errors, it was perfect! Would've expected Rainbow to kno a bit more :rainbowhuh: but oh well, that's how the cookie crumbles.

#31 · 278w, 11h ago · · ·

Now this is exactly the kind of goofy fun fic I love. :pinkiehappy: If it weren't for the content, I could see this working as an episode of the show!  All the characters - especially the CMC - feel true to the feel of the show and the comedy is great.  I love the repeating theme of the birds and bees.  And I guess it comes as no surprise that Pinkie would know about all this stuff, though dare I ask where she gets her vast knowledge from? :twilightblush:

#32 · 278w, 11h ago · · ·

Awesome story. I wish I could write stories this popular.

#33 · 278w, 11h ago · · ·



Oh man, My lungs hurt


#34 · 278w, 11h ago · · ·

Celestia: "Get the bird! Get it kill it kill it kill it kill it!"

Luna: "LOL" :facehoof:

Anyway, great story. I can picture Celestia being scared of birds :rainbowlaugh:

#35 · 278w, 11h ago · · ·

Wow. This just kind of revels in insanity. Way to go on the "Relax-o-Vision" section of Pinkie's explanation.

#36 · 278w, 11h ago · · ·


Well, there WERE lots of birds and bees in it. :pinkiecrazy:

#37 · 278w, 11h ago · · ·

omg...im about to bust a gut in laughter XD

#38 · 278w, 11h ago · · ·

That was fantastic :rainbowlaugh:

#39 · 278w, 11h ago · · ·

at first i was like :trixieshiftright:

then i was like :rainbowlaugh:

#40 · 278w, 10h ago · · ·

Good story, but a little disappointing that the situation with Lyra and Bon Bon is left unresolved

#41 · 278w, 10h ago · · ·

This is best story. You are best pony.:heart:

#42 · 278w, 10h ago · · ·

I just fell of my chair laughing :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

#43 · 278w, 10h ago · · ·

Pure genius! Great fun to read thank you!

#44 · 278w, 10h ago · · ·

THAT WAS JUST BEAUTIFUL :pinkiehappy:I loves this TOO MUCH[

#45 · 278w, 10h ago · · ·

I got kind of a Portal 2 vibe from the bird thing. OH MY GOD IT'S A BIRD, KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT :pinkiegasp:

That was a really fun read. :twilightsmile:

#46 · 278w, 10h ago · · ·

This is so stupidly funny I cried laughing :twilightsheepish: :pinkiehappy:

#47 · 278w, 10h ago · · ·

Oh man, this was great! Loved it!

#48 · 278w, 10h ago · · ·

Pyros Overall score for Birds and the bees by theworstwriter : 5/5

Fricken Hilarious !

I expected Fluttershy to freeze up like that

and Rainbow Dash not knowing how it happens.

Pinkie pie being the only one who didn't have any

problem explaining the whole process of birth

#49 · 278w, 10h ago · · ·

This was pretty funny, :rainbowlaugh: i'd love to see more of your work! :pinkiehappy:

#50 · 278w, 10h ago · · ·

I do believe we have found a good foundation for a sex ed episode.

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