THIS STORY IS THE BEST AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BEST

Now THAT was a fun read. Awesome!

:)

Very good! Just the kind of trouble one would expect the CMC to get into!

That's was pretty good.

I CAN'T RATE THIS HIGH ENOUGH! ARGH!

lawl. that was great. If my kids brought bees into my house i would run...i hate bees. So. much...

Bees, bees everywhere!

This was incredibly stupid, funny and STUPID! Storywise, it was VERY well written. But the CMC! And the mane six! HOW CAN THEY BE STUPID ENOUGH TO DO THIS?! I mean, yes, it was incredibly funny, but i facepalmed so hard, i hit the back of my head against a wall! And laughed a lot too. The story was amazing, yes, but the whole idea, though possible(in fact, i believe this is how it would've worked in the show if they ever had the chance and will to dos something like this), was STUPID! AND STUPIDITY IS HILARIOUS!

(Also, i'm kinda hoping a Mature or Teen rated version that depicts Pinkie's explenation, for the sake of laughter. )

Also, i'm very aware that the whole comment jumps from insulting you to praising you, but believe me, it was a positive comment.

I can imagine celestial being like Wheatley from portal 2 with he birds... BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD KILL IT AGH AGH Ahhhhhhh!!!! xD

cool shit bro

ok, that was excelent, soo funny

I'm picturing Celestia asking Luna "Do you like birds?"

This was fantastic.

I could totally see this as an episode.  Thumbs up- err, hooves up, bro!

...and that's the story of how Equestria was founded!

Tomorrow, I'll tell you how foals are made.

...and Twilight was horribly hurt, as in any average real episode!

Real nice story - and nicely shown just why and how various ponies won't just pony up and tell the girls about the making of the foals, instead of simply "you shouldn't tell little kids". That would have made the story far more boring. :)

Not the bees! AHHHHHHH Ahgarbulagabah my eyes! my eyes! AHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHhhhurgh!

"Ah will end you"

best line ever.

>>1981419814 BUCKING HORSEAPPLES!! I WAS TEN MINUTES LATE!!

Oh well. Great story overall.

Really funny. Generally great story.

“Sorry, squirts, but I’ve gotta fly.  I’m actually of on my way to go make a foal right now!  Later!”  

I laughed till I cried.

That's truly all I can say on the matter.

Typical ponies digging themselves deeper over nothing.  I suppose telling them to ask their parents wouldn't have cut it for a story.

>>1981419814

Exactly what I was thinking of when I got to that scene.  

The first two scenes seem completely pointless. The rest is fairly good though.

A short, good and funny piece. I liked it, though the part about Rainbow Dash not knowing where foals comes from seemed rather farfetched.

Hee hee.

This was a pretty fun read. The CMCs are their customary blend of foalish wonder and horrific mayhem, and the Mane Six are nicely in character.

...And I lol'd at the Brick Joke at the end.

This is the funniest fanfic I have ever read!! Keep it up good sir/madam!

This story was so good it made me pregnant.

Lol, hilarious story! Except for sme small grammatical errors, it was perfect! Would've expected Rainbow to kno a bit more but oh well, that's how the cookie crumbles.

Now this is exactly the kind of goofy fun fic I love. If it weren't for the content, I could see this working as an episode of the show!  All the characters - especially the CMC - feel true to the feel of the show and the comedy is great.  I love the repeating theme of the birds and bees.  And I guess it comes as no surprise that Pinkie would know about all this stuff, though dare I ask where she gets her vast knowledge from?

Awesome story. I wish I could write stories this popular.

I LMAOD AT EVERY SINGLE PART

I LOL'D MORE BECAUSE SSHEEP'S COMMENT

Oh man, My lungs hurt

OH NOT THE BEES, NOT THE BEEES

Celestia: "Get the bird! Get it kill it kill it kill it kill it!"

Luna: "LOL"

Anyway, great story. I can picture Celestia being scared of birds

Wow. This just kind of revels in insanity. Way to go on the "Relax-o-Vision" section of Pinkie's explanation.

>>1983719837

Well, there WERE lots of birds and bees in it.

omg...im about to bust a gut in laughter XD

That was fantastic

at first i was like

then i was like

Good story, but a little disappointing that the situation with Lyra and Bon Bon is left unresolved

This is best story. You are best pony.

I just fell of my chair laughing

Pure genius! Great fun to read thank you!

THAT WAS JUST BEAUTIFUL I loves this TOO MUCH[

I got kind of a Portal 2 vibe from the bird thing. OH MY GOD IT'S A BIRD, KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT

That was a really fun read.

This is so stupidly funny I cried laughing

Oh man, this was great! Loved it!

Pyros Overall score for Birds and the bees by theworstwriter : 5/5

Fricken Hilarious !

I expected Fluttershy to freeze up like that

and Rainbow Dash not knowing how it happens.

Pinkie pie being the only one who didn't have any

problem explaining the whole process of birth

This was pretty funny, i'd love to see more of your work!

I do believe we have found a good foundation for a sex ed episode.

Dear Princess! That made me laugh so hard.

I was facehoofing the entire story.

It made me smirk.

I fell out of my chair at 's response to the CMC.

Oh the humanity? No, wait...

Oh the equinity!

That was pretty good. I give it a 4/5.

But that ending was HILARIOUS. That last line is something right out of a Greg Nagan story.

I knew it Pinkie was the one to finally do the expalining. In hard, cold, crunshy details!

Amazingly funny story, and I loved the threat from Apple Jack.

Definitely a fun read, it seemed to fit the Pony universe just a little too well, and it kept me light and distracted enough not to notice too many grammatical errors.  By the way the ending caught me completely off guard and was just that much funnier to finish it all off i honestly just thought that spike killed all the birds

This story is a hilarious comedy of errors, especially considering the fact that it was Pinkie of all ponies who had to set the record straight. How do you know so much about sex anyway, Pinkie?

"Oh I know more than just where foals come from."

"Really like what else?"

"Heh Heh Heh."

"Pinkie, stop touching me. Let me go. Stop."

Hmm, I think I better go get my camera...I-I mean get help. Yeah, I'm going to get help.

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this gets awarded a nyan cat

You win an Internet.

Cutie Mark Crusaders? Normally I like those. I think I'll give it a try.

Comedy? WITH The CMC? Sounds great!

It's about the CMC asking where babies come from?

Also, did anybrony else excpect Pinkie to sing a song? Sweet Celestia I can only imagine...

Oh god I needed a good crack up! Excuse me while I rub my sides.

Did anyone else think "HELLO, DO YOU LIKE BEES?" when reading that bit?

Infinate

Ha Ha, loved the ending.

... *snort* *snort* he he, BUHAHAHAHAHAHA! I tired to hold it in but this was just too funny. and now everyone is staring at me for bursting out laughing in a library...

cure you, in the most positive way possible. .

So, I guess flight school doesn't have sex ed?

Hahaha. Oh, totally worthwile story. This is perfect.

>>1997919979 Well, it goes. Like. This:

When a Colt and a Mare share a very special thing, the birds fly and the bees sting,

And the Colt gets on top of the girl, and (This is censored so you don't hurl)!

After that's done, the foal is made, and a little while later the a vsit to the doctor is paid,

so the foal can be delivered - not by a malmare, but by someone like Redheart,

And that magical moment isn't even the best paaAaart~~!

... Please, I think this is the best pinkie song I could create without ROTFLMAOOLing at my desk. M snickering isn't helping, since I'm supposed to be doing homework.

10/5!

You are one of the

BEST

WRITERS

EVER!

...

What? I actually mean it this time!

One of the funniest collection of birds and bees explanations EVER!!!

if any thing rainbow should be the one explaining in great detail

Outstanding! You did a great job.

“OOH!  OOH!  I know this one!”

Omg that was ever so hilarious!!! I rarely laugh out loud even when I find something funny but this had me chuckling! We need more hilarious fics like this!

>>2003420034

That...was awesome. Let me guess, parodied off that Nicki Minaj song, right?

Anyway, I loved this story, it was so epic!! xD

God, they all stepped in it one way or the other.

“Sorry, squirts, but I’ve gotta fly.  I’m actually of on my way to go make a foal right now!  Later!”

There. Right there. I died.

One of the best FiM fanfics I've ever read. Great work! xD

And boom goes the dynamite

lol

That was the greatest Piinkie Pie moment ever...

Of all time...

Fantastic work!

The birds! XD Stellar example of a brick joke there.

Right after the bit when pinkie.. Explains I bet rainbow dash just went: and then realised what the CMCS must think of her.

I bet that pinkie is the one thats going to have a foal.

Thanks all for the kind words!  I didn't expect a reaction of this magnitude from a one night one draft one shot, but I'm happy I was able to make so many of you happy!

: ...And thats how foals are made!!

THE HORROR! THE HORROR!

LOL!

This was enjoyable and well written.  Also I really liked the characterization of Rainbow Dash as so focussed that she didn't even have time for a basic understanding of her own race's biology, ha ha.  Like the Sherlock Holmes of Goes Fast.  "Uh-huh.  And what does that have to do with flying really quickly?  Nothing?  NOTINTERESTEDTHANKSBYE!  *zoom*

And here you thought you were a terrible writer! Well played good sir! You sure hustled me!

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

TMMD <3

Bloody amazing.

BEEES

BIIIRDS

i can so imagine a episode somewhat like this! XD

Okay this was just HILAROIUS! Loved it. You sure know how to write good comedy!

that was so great....BEESS

This story made me die a thousand different ways! Awesome work!! I loved it!!!

>>2003420034

OH.

DEAR.

GOD.

Lawl hilarious   I loved it very much haha

you good sir have won all my internets, all of them!

Oh Dash, you so silly