Kido Badtower
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Biscuits and New Family
The five guards were following Applejack's lead. Kido and Spike ran in fours, Bellz and Derpy closely followed in the air.
“So why did Discord decide to wait at this spot and has yet to cause havoc?” Kido asked Applejack.
“He came to each of the elements individually, challenging us to meet him at the edge of town. Me and the girls later agreed to meet at the library, to travel to Canterlot and retrieve the Elements of Harmony. But I came to you first.” Applejack explained.
“Any idea how he escaped his stone prison?” Kido asked.
“Something about the Elements not being as strong when me and the others use them as they were when Celestia did.”
“This is gonna be fun Sarge.” Spike chuckled.
“That it will my friend and I'm liking your new found confidence.” Kido said.
“He caused havoc in Ponyville and harassed my friends with no end in sight.”
“I heard. What do you intend to do when you encounter him?”
“I'm gonna rip his fucking heart out.” Spike and Kido laughed.
They continued to make their way to the more rural part of town. They slowed their pace. Kido and Spike stood on two legs. Derpy and Bellz landed.
“This is close to where Fluttershy lives.” Bellz said.
“And just how do you know where Fluttershy lives?” Applejack asked.
“I plea the fifth.”
“I need an answer... !” Applejack was interrupted.
“Enough about Bellz's overly active sex life.” Kido said.
“Yeah... Wait... What the fuck Boss!? I haven't done anything with anypony since I got here.” Bellz protested.
“Not for lack of trying.” Kido said mockingly.
“I hate you.” Bellz pouted.
“Do you smell that?” Kido sniffed the air.
“How can you smell him? You've meter met Discord Wolfboss.” Derpy asked.
“Because it's the most retarded scent I've ever sensed in my life. Smells like... Chocolate covered banana soup with onions.” Bellz said.
“You've been around.” Spike said.
“I agree with Bellz. This smell is most strange.” Kido smelled the air further. “This way. Stay frosty.” Kido started to walk.
“I tried to make my own once. But it just wasn't the same. How does Wendy's do it?” Bellz asked as she followed her leader.
“They add more sugar as the ice cream is being swirled in the machine. You easily get like four hundred grams of sugar with the smallest cup.” Kido explained.
“I knew it. I always get a massive sugar rush when I get one.” Spike said.
“I still love it though.” Bellz said.
“That's why your butt is bigger lately.” Derpy mocked.
“I've been doing Pilates. Hey boss, what's your favorite fast food joint?” Bellz asked.
“Popeye's Chicken and Bitches.” Kido answered.
“Did you just say “”Chicken and Bitches””?” Spike asked.
“Wolfboss I think you mean “”Biscuits””.” Derpy said.
“That's what I said. I love Bitches with my chicken.” Kido explained.
“Boss you're saying “”Bitches””. It's pronounced “”Biscuits””.” Bellz said.
“If I'm saying it wrong, then how come when I ask for Bitches, I get extra?” Kido asked.
“Probably because you make them laugh their plots off.” Applejack said. “Now will you guys please focus on the task at hand?”
“Applejack is right. We have a more dire situation we must settle right now.” Kido said seriously. “We must find out who Bellz slept with last night.”
“I didn't sleep with anyone last night.” Bellz protested.
“You burst into the station this morning yelling “”You Came””.” Derpy said.
“I can do that by myself for your information.” Bellz stated.
“GOOD GRAVY!!! We're here to stop a magical creature more powerful than Celestia herself. And you guys keep joking.” Applejack stopped to protest. “And Bellz, that isn't something you should do.”
“YEAH!!!?... Well they say girls can't ejaculate either... But guess what?” Bellz said.
The rest of the group except Applejack laughed.
“Well isn't this a lovely sight.” A voice with a heavy accent was heard coming from thin air. The guards remained relaxed. “Such havoc caused, without any help from me.”
“Is the Gay Pride Parade in town? That sounded like their usual announcer.” Kido said smiling. His friends laughed.
The voice growled. “I guess you would know. Do you participate often?”
“I support gay rights. But hey... I participate in the rights movement part. What you do in the social part of the event, you can do with your ass whatever you wish.” Kido and his friends laughed again.
The voice grew even more annoyed. “Now listen here you skinny little... !!!”
“You mad bro!?” Kido interrupted.
“Hey Discord.” Spike called out. “Thinking about it more. You're a little bitch.”
“WHAT!?” Discord appeared right in Spike's face with a look of fury. Spike remained cool with a small smile. “I AM THE LORD OF CHAOS AND HAVOC!!! I WILL NOT BE BULLIED BY... !!!”
Spike scratched Discord right in the face and tackled him as he made a grab for his injured nose. Spike took him down, got on top of him and grabbed Discord by the neck applying pressure inconsistently. The four spectating guards watched in amazement.
“Puny God.” Spike smiled. “Advanced Magic 101. When you want to do a spell without saying the words. You have to focus on the words in your mind. Kinda hard when you keep being constantly choked.” Spike smiled as he choked the chimera. Discord constantly tried to push Spike off himself, but the small dragon's grip was strong.
“Good show Private. Now let him go.” Kido ordered. Spike got off Discord. The chimera gasped for air. “Please excuse my associates actions. But threatening an officer of the law, or anyone for that matter, is a dire offense. Step down Discord you are here by charged with Disturbing the Peace, Harassment, Improper Use of Magic and Public Urination.”
“When in the hay did he do that last one?” Applejack asked.
“Just thought I'd throw it in there.” Kido smiled back at his friend. “Discord. Submit and face your crimes or my bitches will take you down.”
“WE'RE NOT YOUR BITCHES!!!” The four guards protested.
“YOU WON'T MOCK ME ANY LONGER... !!! AHHHHH!!!” Discord lifted his hands in the air to cast a spell but Kido threw a knife at his right hand. The chimera started sobbing.
“Well this was easy.” Bellz said.
“Very true. Applejack will you do the honors?” Kido asked.
Applejack walked close to Discord and handcuffed him. Discord gave up as he was clearly outmatched. Unlike the Elements of Harmony, the five young guards won't hesitate to use harsh methods to answer threats. They escorted their offender to the station getting odd looks along the way. Ponies were impressed on how they made a powerful magical creature submit. They entered the station.
“I will take the accused to the holding area. Wait here please.” Kido ordered his friends.
The four young guards waited in the lobby for over half an hour. They entertained themselves playing cards. When suddenly Twilight and the rest of her friends appeared at the station.
“Applejack we heard you guys arrested Discord.” Twilight asked her friend.
“We sure as sugar did.” Applejack smiled.
“How?” A confused Rainbow Dash asked.
They told the short story of how they made Discord submit. “... we've been waiting here per the boss's instructions.” Applejack finished.
“Wow Spike. That was real cool.” Pinkie said. Spike looked proud.
“You're no longer a wittle Spikey Wikey now.” Rarity smiled at the purple dragon.
“Spike I'm not liking this new trend of taking risks.” Twilight protested.
“I wasn't in any danger Twilight. Discord is no real threat to anypony, he's just an annoying menace to public order.” Spike explained.
“You're just a baby. You shouldn't be part of police operations.” Twilight continued.
“I can do this. And I've proven my worth.”
“Spike... “ Twilight was interrupted.
“Spike is a respected member of the guard. I trust him with my life and any task he may be given.” Kido entered the lobby. “Hello Twilight, Rainbow, Fluttershy, Pinkie, Rarity. Always a pleasure.”
“What'd you do with Discord?” Rainbow asked.
“I tended to his wounds. I had a talk with him. And we agreed that in exchange for becoming immune to magic he will only serve community service. I just finished the process, he will be released tomorrow. He will never be able to use magic again.” Kido explained.
“How do you make somepony immune to magic?” Twilight asked.
“That's something I will keep to myself. Now if you will please excuse us. We have paperwork to do. Good day.” Kido headed to his desk, ready to write an official report. Derpy did as well at her own desk. Applejack said her goodbye's and headed to storage, Spike did as well to return their things to the lockers.
Bellz saw Fluttershy exit the station and she followed her.
“Hey Shy. Hold up.” Bellz called out from the station. Fluttershy stopped and smiled at her friend.
“Oh... Hello Bellz. Is there something you need?” Fluttershy asked.
“Just wanted to know how you been?”
“Good.”
“I also wanted to ask you something.”
“Go on.”
“You wanna hang out sometime? You and me?”
Fluttershy blushed. “Like a... date?”
“Well...” Bellz scratched the back of her head. “Sure. I'd love to go on a date with you. If you don't mind. I know it might be weird for you since we're both girls and... ”
“Okay.” The yellow mare interrupted in a whisper.
“Really!?” Bellz positively beamed. “So can I pick you up tomorrow tonight, your place?”
“That will be lovely.” Fluttershy smiled.
“See you then.” Bellz smiled and returned to the station to continue her duties.
Back inside the lobby Twilight was pondering what to do. Yesterday Kido went to the library and explained to her how he forgave her and said he will always be a friend. She finally decided to follow her instincts and approached Kido, who was writing at his desk.
“Hey.” Twilight forced a smile.
Kido lifted his view to meet Twilight's. “Hey yourself.”
“I just wanted to let you know that I appreciate what you do for Spike. I just get worried.”
“I understand.”
Twilight bit her lower lip. “Did you hear about the Cupcake Tasting at Sugarcube Corner?”
“I was invited by the Cakes themselves. Can't wait.”
“I was wondering if you'd like to go together... as friends.” Twilight smiled. Over on the other desk Derpy's ears perked up, but she faked being focused on her work. Kido noticed and realized Derpy will be listening.
“I'll be going with my girlfriend. But thank you for the offer.” Kido said as politely as he could. Derpy blushed and smiled as she continued to write.
Twilight opened her mouth in shock. “Oh... I guess... I'll leave you to work then.”
“Have a good day.”
As usual, Kido headed to the psychiatric area of the hospital at exactly six at night to visit his friends Diamond Tiara and Blueberry Smoothie. He was dressed casually, walking the halls with a smile as he encountered the several nurses and staff that he has befriended since he started visiting. He carried a small envelope in his right hand. He encountered a familiar light red pony in the hall being escorted by a nurse.
“Misses Smoothie, how are you?” Kido smiled at the former slave he helped rescue.
“That's Miss Strawberry now.” She smiled big. “I'm well thank you.”
“How are they treating you?”
“I'm still working on getting past everything. There's no real way to forget what happened.”
“I can relate.”
“But I get to see my baby everyday. I spoke to the social worker. If everything goes well, we will be home soon, together.”
“I will pray for you both.”
“Good night Guard. And thank you.” Strawberry smiled and went on her way to her quarters. Kido went along to the children section. As soon as he entered he was greeted by the familiar nurse at the front desk.
“Thank Celestia you're here. Diamond has been upset ever since she got the news today about her mother.” She looked worried.
“Well I hope to change that. Here.” Kido handed the envelope to the head nurse. “Please show these to the doctor. Kido continued inside.
“Oh my.” The nurse gasped.
Inside, Kido quickly made his way to the recreation area where close family and those allowed are able to visit and interact with the fillies. All the fillies grew ecstatic as they saw the wolf enter, saying hello, asking for hugs and a story. Kido asked them to wait as he had something to do with the only filly in the room who wasn't particularly happy to see him. He got close to her.
“Hello Diamond. Do you mind if I sit here?” Kido asked in a low voice.
Diamond Tiara had an absolute look of depression in her face, looking down at the floor defeated. She only gave a shook of her head.
“Thank you.” Kido sat crossed leg on the floor. “What's wrong my dear?”
“Mama doesn't want me.” She started to sob, wiping her tears.
“No, no, no little one. She just wants to be stronger for you and needs time.” Kido dragged himself to be closer to her.
“But I want to go home. I don't want to go live with somepony else. One of the other fillies... he laughed... and said I was... an orphan... That mama doesn't love me.” She fell into tears.
“That is not true my dear. You have family. Your mother, your friends, and me.”
“Really?” The tears stopped as Diamond lifted her view to meet Kido's eye.
“Little Diamond. I will always love you my dear.”
“I'm still scared.”
“Why?”
“I don't know who I will go with now. They said 'll go into foster care.”
“Well... will you like to come live with me?”
“What?” Diamond became confused.
“I did the paperwork. Your mother agreed, the proper authorities agreed. All that is left is to know if you want to.” He smiled. A moment in silence passed as Diamond processed this new information.
“YES!!! YES!!! YES!!! YES!!! YES!!!” Diamond jumped from her seat and almost strangled Kido with a hug. She let go. “Can we leave now?”
“As soon as we get your things.”
Diamond became silent and blushed. “Can I ask you something?”
“Anything my dear.”
“Can I call you Wolfdaddy?”
“Why not. Everyone has a nickname for me. One more won't hurt.” They laughed. For the rest of the hour while the rest of the paperwork was processed. Kido told stories to the children. When the time came, he and Diamond said their goodbyes to the staff and the other patients. Kido walked out of the hospital with a suitcase filled with his new family member's belongings. Later they mounted a taxi carriage. Kido asked to be taken to the station, Diamond's new home.
Diamond sat next to Kido and got close to grab his left arm to hug and rest her head on it. With his right hand, Kido rubbed her head the way a proud father would.
“Wolfdaddy.” Diamond said with a smile.
“Yes?” Kido asked.
“Nothing. I just wanted to say it.”
A few minutes later they arrived at the station. Kido noticed Diamond had fallen asleep. So he carried her inside. The driver helped with the suitcase and brought it. Inside, Derpy and Bellz were talking and quickly became silent when they saw Kido carrying the new member of the family. They smiled happily. He carried her upstairs and laid her to rest in his hammock, he hoped it was comfortable. He believed he got a guarantee when the filly smiled as he tucked her in and fluffed her pillow.
Kido then grabbed a nearby chair to sit next to the sleeping filly. He put a hand on her head.
The Goddess brought to me.
To care and protect.
A father I never thought I could be.
I am not perfect little one.
But please remember.
What I will offer.
What I will have.
What I will feel.
What I will give.
Love.”







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