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Stranger things have happened... stranger beings loved...
About to head to bed, but will read later.
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liar
...I'm okay with this.
5071714 n-no u?
You know I saw this and I just had to read it. I honestly couldn't think of anything other to do than read this. Not bad and I hope you make featured I'll have my friends check it out.
I need a bit of crazy in my to-read list. And this looks like it qualifies.
Why do I like this. This is the story of a fucking monster dancing with an inanimate mop that he has the hots for.
Regidar what are you doing to me I like it.
Ok, Discord has finally gone over the edge
is this the new rainbow dashXkitchen sink ship
It's a mop.
Sweeping the shipping boards.
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that's what i thought too
Why would I expect anyone else to write a story like this!?
Damn you, Regidar!
Damn you and your amazing ideas!
I loved this sentence.
I actually really enjoyed the descriptions you used to establish a setting, and how you followed every scene whilst maintaining the same manner and construction of conveyance.
Taking what was your initial gifts for absurd comedy and then honing them by writing and writing and writing so much, I gotta say, you're a pretty splendid author Regidar. Not just funny, but learned as well as talented for all this experience, mm? That balance is what makes this piece shine already, and I've only read the introduction!
Yes, you're right. I love it already. Whatever! You win! It's worth it for the read, honestly.
Bravo, my friend.
So this is what we're in store for, hm? The rumblings of a mad God, piteous and self-catering, announced to no one and answered by the voices in his head? Or... by the mop, I suppose, at least by his delusional accounts?
Hm.
HM.
More. Now. It's wonderful.
At first I was like
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but then I was
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Discord either has a serious case of Schizophrenia, or he is plain crazy.
It's not the fun kind of crazy either, it is really creepy; surely Fluttershy has seen this had knows she needs to get him help?
Anyway, do continue!
Well, this is happening. I look forward to more, if only so I can figure out what's going on.
Looks like this guys is...
Mopping up the competition.
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Discord x mop, my otp
Let's read this then.
Ahahahah, now when ever I here Dance Dance I'm gonna think of Discord's affair with his mop.
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That might be an STD, Discord.
Interesting. This chapter makes me question whether it's odd Discord is dancing with a broom or not. You've written his character so very well that it's causing a dilemma within me: is Discord okay? Or is this normal?
Who's to know?
What is love anyway? Is it a fact or a feeling? Natural feeling or human construct?
Hmm . . . what is love indeed.
Okay, so I checked it out Regi.
Please, continue. Meredith is awesome.
Discord got those moves like Fred Astaire.
See...
It sounds like Discord has been alone for a very long time. Meredith is a sort of coping mechanism, to being so alone. He has friends yes, but he's the only one of his kind and that sets him apart from everyone else.
Well, that's my theory. Curious to see where this goes.
Have a Scootaloo.
This is what happens when a being of chaos looks for a partner.
It's pretty good.
So making a madman tame will make him mad, therefore making his original state seem sane? Cool. I understand the dark tag if I'm right.
What kind of shit have you been fucking smoking op? This story is a true romance novel. 10/10 will read again.
... umm discord?
what are you doing to that mop?(
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Well that went down hill fast
It's a nice story. Still got's your incredible writing skills and feels.
Can't see too many people reading it though (saw the blog earlier). As unique an idea it is for a story, it's still kinda generic. Nothing really interesting about Discord and a Mop to get people to actually go and read it.
Don't listen to me though, the last fic I read was a clopfic.
LOL
Such unknown pleasures...
I teared up a little bit reading this, and I'm not entirely sure why.
........ Have you been hitting the drain cleaner?
5077263 That would be highly dangerous
I'd never do that to my body
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That's nothing compared to what you just did to Discord's body, mop residue such as bleach and floor polish on the whats-name is a terrifying idea.
I chose to read this one out of the ones that have been updated because nothing seems more interesting than the God of Chaos and a mop. Don't know if that's a good or bad thing for FIMFiction.
Have yet to read it, will get around to it.
Twilight! Help Discord!
I don't know why, but this is the creepiest thing I have ever read. I have read hundreds of creepypastas, and this wins hands down.
My god, I've heard of love you clean up with the mop and bucket but never love made with the mop and bucket.
5077348 Are you mad? Discord cleans her thoroughly and never uses her for cleaning
5077564 I hope you enjoy it when the time comes around
5077709 Oh, my lovely, it only gets better
That was great, can't wait to read more.
Well now, this has officially become weird
BWAHAHA! This is fucking awesome! I can't wait to see more of this, especially Twilight's reaction. HAH I could only imagine her, walking throughout her regular day and then stumbling into that.
"Discord this needs to stop."
Go home drunk, you're Discord.