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One day, Rainbow Dash wakes up to discover she is a fully-fledged alicorn. How will she use her great powers? And more importantly, how will she break the news to Twilight?

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50 bucks this'll get featured. :unsuresweetie:

Good fic my friend. Well written very humorous

.....were you drunk when you write this?

4547120 Sipping my potato vodka

*insert appropriate Incredibles youtube clip here*

4547124 "...You should drink more often

4547103 I'm not making a bet I'll lose:rainbowderp:

One day, Rainbow Dash wakes up to discover she is a fully-fledged alicorn. How will she use her great powers? And more importantly, how will she break the news to Twilight?

And even more importantly, WHY IN THE NAME OF TARTARUS IS SHE AN ALICORN!?!

4547158 Read and find out! :rainbowderp:

4547168 ... It says Discorded on my user name for a reason. Although, it figures a comedic one-shot like this is by you. (That's a good thing by the way.) I'll likely enjoy this. And if I do, it'll be worth my while to follow you. *color starts returning*

There's twenty percent more princesses now!

Seriously, Dash, leave the math stuff to the eggheads, okay? :facehoof:

SFC
SFC #15 · Jun 14th, 2014 · · 1 ·

"11/10, like Skyrim with guns"-IGN

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Hey now, there could've been a fifth princess we didn't know about. Maybe she's counting Fausticorn.

But I spent years being Princess Celestia’s student, fighting all manner of evil forces and studying so hard. That’s why I became a princess!

Well, one out of three ain't bad.
Okay, it's only thirty-three point three repeating percent, but apparently, that's good enough for royalty.

...and then that ending. :rainbowlaugh: I'm beginning to suspect this is all just Discord's dream or something. Oh well, at least now Equestria is a nation of true equals.

Hilarious story. Thanks for it. And always drink responsibly.

Well at least I know what to post you now, Blue

4547208 12/10 Like Games With Ponies -GameStop

‘This certificate is given to Twilight Sparkle for the achievement of: NOT TURNING EVIL.’

Cheerup Twilight, if the fan fiction community is to be believed that's a really big achievement. :trollestia:

11/10
It's okay

Comment posted by The Cardboard Box deleted Jun 15th, 2014

4547139 potato vodka BECAUSE... POTATOES!

"And you too can buy your very own Golden Deer Princess Cadance toy, for only $49.95!"

:trollestia::trollestia::trollestia::trollestia: Trollestia strikes again!

I laughed so hard. 11/10. :pinkiehappy:

Forget the vodka. Use Absinth. (No, wait. That might make Celestia absinth-minded.) :pinkiesick: (sorry)
I like this silly story, so it gets an upvote and a fave.

How will she use her great powers?

She doesn't.

And more importantly, how will she break the news to Twilight?

She doesn't do that either.

The story isn't even about Rainbow Dash becoming an alicorn. And there's no RariDash. 0/10 Worst alicorn RD fic ever.

She had also sent a couple of crates of potato vodka to sweeten the deal.

“Along with a few crates of potato vodka.”

“And we absolutely did not get wasted on cheap potato vodka!” Luna added.

Ah, "we". Celestia shared it. That explains why the Sun didn't go wibbly.

4547129 The princesses probably watched the movie, but were too drunk to understand it.

4547358
Reading that line in the fic made me laugh a lot harder than it should have. :rainbowlaugh:

4547103 I don't bet on certainties.

Me like

And another comedy by Blueshift. How many more comedy stories are you going to write before you finally come out with your 1,000,000 word epic?

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I have a non comedy half-written, struggling to be born!

4548760 you know luna still sometimes refers herself as 'we'? But I'll take your word for it

So... I became best princess? :scootangel:

This story was funny, but it made me sad. It makes me want to smack Rainbow Dash with a backhoof.:rainbowhuh:

I could see her doing all those things and it makes me disappointed in her character.:facehoof:

Still funny, but Dash sometimes you suck.

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But didn't you notice *everypony* let it go to their heads? Absolute power corrupts absolutely, as they say. Well, except the new antler-goddesses. :trollestia:

Ahh, Special Snowflake Syndrome rears its ugly head. :)

4548437

No, no no. Absinthe is perfect. She'll be both drunk and tripping dragon balls. Think if what she did while drunk on cheap vodka was this fic. Then what would they all do when they are tripping and drunk?

4551529 I believe the more commonly used term is "god complex"

4552007 And when everypony has a god complex, does that mean that nopony has a god complex? :pinkiecrazy:

Do we have Spike on a timeshare, or are there more dragons?”

Any fic that implies Lyra's fascination rests with the dragon who moved into Ponyville before she started sitting upright (as opposed to humans, who don't even exist as a myth) is okay in my book.

ahahaah this is great

it actually reminds me of Dragon Ball Z. it took sooo long for Goku to become the almighty Super Saiyan. then everyone seems to start becoming one. then they got to move on to the next level of Super Saiyan to stay ahead

4548566 I don't get it... On one hand you're correcting the description like you hate it, but then you give it a bad score for something like no RariDash...


ARE YOU SARCASTIC OR NOT?! :flutterrage::pinkiecrazy:

Meh Gawd,

I have NEVER seen a Mane Six Alicorn story, handled so MASTERFULLY! (And hilariously!)

Especially considering the LAST Alicorn story I read ... :facehoof: :ajbemused:

BUT NEVERMIND THAT!

It is time, TO FAVOURITE (Don't correct meh, that's the British spellin') AND LIKE!

4552094 nope, it just makes the god complex the new sanity.

Lots of fun. Short and perfect. Wouldn't have minded a view of Princess Fluttershy but eh, that's okay.

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Both, obviously. :trollestia:

"I'm a princess, are you a princess too? take a pair of wings." *takes wings* "princess rainbow!!!!!! dash" WHAT THE HAY? NOW I HAVE TWO PAIRS!!!!!:rainbowwild::derpyderp1:

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