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lillywrites


My lifelong dream is to marry a pretzel.

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Rainbow Dash tells the girls one of her favourite stories.
Of course, none of this ever happened ... right?

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Comments ( 13 )

:pinkiehappy: I knew all along!
:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh: wasn't that a great story?
:facehoof: rainbow dash, that was a stupid story!
:ajbemused: ah ahgree with twailaight
:raritydespair: I WANNA HAVE COITUS WITH DISCORD!!!...wait...did I just say that out loud
:flutterrage: NO! DISCORD IS MINE!

Comment posted by lillywrites deleted Jun 10th, 2014

...just a "friend", my ass

Do not read this, there were no fedoras involved, waste of time. M Night Shamalove-foal is a disgrace to the art form. -1/10 worst erotica ever. Will only go into my folder of shameful fapping.

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*Saves that comment for the history books*

Rainbow Dash is a troll shipper.... :rainbowkiss:

:rainbowlaugh:“The end!” Rainbow Dash said.
:ajbemused:Applejack stared at Rainbow Dash angrily.
:rainbowhuh:“Wh—what?” Rainbow stared back, completely confused.
:facehoof:“None of this ever happened!” Twilight rolled her eyes.
:rainbowderp:“It did!” Rainbow frowned.
:facehoof:“Come on, Rainbow … Fluttershy could never pull off such a prank,” Twilight said.
:fluttershyouch:Fluttershy merely nodded in agreement.
:duck:“And what’s all this nonsense about a Fluttershy and Discord love-foal?” Rarity waved her hooves distastefully.
:rainbowhuh:“What about it?” Rainbow Dash raised an eyebrow.
:applejackconfused:“It’s r’diculous!” Applejack laughed.
:facehoof:“Totally absurd,” Twilight agreed.
:fluttershysad:“He’s just a friend,” Fluttershy mumbled.
:ajsmug:“Woul’ never happen!” Applejack roared.
...:rainbowkiss: After moment of silence, Rainbow Dash chuckled slightly. “I ship it.”

This was amazing :rainbowkiss: automatic favorite and like! ;D

Oh, Discord and Fluttershy, what great trolls! :):derpytongue2::trollestia::yay::duck:

"I ship it."

:rainbowkiss::rainbowkiss::rainbowkiss::rainbowkiss::rainbowkiss::rainbowkiss::rainbowkiss::rainbowkiss::rainbowkiss::rainbowkiss::rainbowwild::rainbowwild::rainbowwild::rainbowwild::rainbowwild::rainbowwild::rainbowwild::rainbowwild::rainbowwild::rainbowwild::rainbowwild::rainbowwild::rainbowwild:

officially best pony.
officially best ship.
officially best story.

4806276 Aww, thanks so much ! :pinkiehappy:

I died when rd said "I ship it." Hahaha:rainbowlaugh:

Ooh! Ooooooooh! me to Dashie! I ship it to! All aboard the Fluttercord vessal!:moustache:

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