• Member Since 21st May, 2012
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hell00001


Hit 'im wit the dougie.

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Innuendo comedy always gets my vote.

I feel like I want to take on a part-time job as a pizza delivery guy now.

...........Nah, screw it.

... This is so stupid. :rainbowlaugh:

4506819

Mission accomplished.

its always the quiet nerdy ones :twilightsmile:

Next target's a vacuum cleaner salesman, right?

4508536

I was thinking a plumber.

4508585 C'mon, we gotta think outside the box!

Hehe, box.....

4508694

Thanks for pointing all of that out! I'll fix it. It was kind of 2:30am when I finished writing this.

...Liquidy is a word in my dictionary. :trollestia:

The next one must be... A table repairpony.

"hi, can i order a pizza?"
"no"
"why"
"because you are john madden"

4506743 you know, a friend of mine was a pizza delivery guy. This does in fact happen. Not often but it does happen. Just don't get caught by the Mr of the house and you will be good.

That tofu sausage pizza part killed me. Also, to fix the 8th issue on AoA's list, change it to

seemed to draw out for to long

Well the wife's gonna love me in a bit. ..

Thanks. :yay::moustache:

“Did I really just spend most of the day perfecting the recipe for fantastic tasting synthetic semen? What was I thinking?”

Maybe ask Cadance for advice. Princess of Love and stuff...

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