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One Sunday morning, when Rainbow Dash is sleeping over at Applejack's , the two catch Apple Bloom in a position that leads to the two friends having to explain the Facts of Life to the growing filly. Oneshot.

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Eww... AB? Shlicking?:applecry:
Anyway, ^.
Good work.:moustache:

:rainbowhuh:




awkwarrrrrrrddddddddd.....xD


But still a good story.

VX

UUGGGHHH I DONT WANT TO HEAR THIS AGAIN! :twilightangry2:

417932 Well, I originally envisioned Apple Bloom catching Rainbow Dash and Applejack in bed, but then the stallion+mare talk would have made things difficult; having a hetero talk between with same sex couple. Then I envisioned that same situation but with Applejack and a stallion. But then I encountered problems with who. I thought perhaps Caramel, but some think of him as Applejack's cousin, which would have made things awkward. So I ended up going with Apple Bloom getting her hoof caught in the cookie jar (no pun intended), as the most likely scenario to go with.

Oh, this is so hot, i'm losing vision in my left eye! *Blows semen all over computer screen.*

-_-

im sorry, but no. :twilightoops::facehoof::twilightangry2::twilightangry2::twilightangry2::facehoof:

Looks like it's that time for Applebloom, I hope the poor filly dosen't get freaked out by it. :ajsleepy:

"Can of worms" is now a euphemism. :ajsmug:

I haven't had the talk in over a year. It has now been given to me by small colorful ponies. My day has been made.

Meeester
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ha, awkward situation made incredibly funny by RD getting gut punched. well written!

418878 Well, people have asked me for more ABxSpike shipping after The Greatest Adventure, so...maybe.

As for you, Kawa- :rainbowlaugh:

Welp, it's been a while since I saw a "The Talk" story, so this was about due.

I do believe this is the first AJ+ RD vs AB one though, so that's a plus.

Pretty funny and yet heartwarming.:twilightsmile:

Damn... I interpreted the title to be a talk about all of life, not that talk.
Holy shit.. am I sheltered or what? But yah.. I couldn't just stop reading after I was a few sentences in, I figured that "hey, I am already this far in, no use in stopping now."
Not a fan of clopfic but this was well written. But still... I think I coulda gone the rest of the week without reading this. lol :twilightoops:

Now THIS is a good story. I like what some people's imaginations come up with. Nicely done. :rainbowwild:
Watch out for some randomly capitalized words though.

I really liked this. It's pretty hard to imagine Applebloom growing up, but that was really why I liked it so much.

Keep up the great writing!

very nice slice of life story although rainbow dash was characterized as a bit of a whore :]
short and easy to read

That was both funny and quite sweet :yay:

So, are you planning a subsequent Spike/AB chapter? :moustache: (I'm not suggesting a cloppy one, btw :rainbowderp:)

Dat's some awkward bullsh!t right there m'boy :eeyup:

The funniest word of the day: Marestration.
Even the worst part of the month has been ponified!

At first i thought "hmm, this could be funny" then i read about half way and :rainbowderp::ajbemused::pinkiesick:

I think there should be a sequel where AB and Spike are hanging out a lot and saying innuendo-y things, and AJ gets really paranoid, and then one day they're in AB's bedroom, and it sounds like they're doing it, so AJ busts in and they have a perfectly rational explanation. Then AJ leaves, embarrassed, and AB's like "So... where were we?" Because that plot is totally original and has not been used by ever comedy fimfic ever *lying aj face*

What did I just read?
A bit more graphic than I'd bargain for in a pony fic, but this was pure gold :rainbowlaugh:
Congrats, have all my thumbs!

419053
Yeah, and I think I know why...I think she was about to say something to the effect of "There are other routes you can take", as in, up the plothole. :rainbowlaugh:

I'm afraid I'm going to have to file a lawsuit against you because... My sides, they don't exist anymore.
But really, I lost my shit! Great job! :rainbowlaugh:

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