I have no idea why nobrony has come up with this yet.
Twilight wakes up one morning to find all of Ponyville getting excited about one of Applejack's relatives visiting. After Hearing some of the rumors about this pony, she decides to do a bit of research about him.
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Holy shit, why has no one thought of this?
After reading: This is so epic. Keep up the good work
Jet Li is still better
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Nope
1052156 Eeyup
My reply to anything Chuck Norris is contained in the Flash animation "The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny".
That said, this fic has premise promise.
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Jet Li is a cheatin, unamerican, jackie chan knock off. Thus I prove my point.
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Eeyup
1052207 Unamerican? Sir, I certainly hope you are not implying that ol' Chucky is better just because he is a Yank...
Also, martial arts originated in the Far East, so Jet Li has more of a culturo-historic claim to being a badass.
1052278
Hey! hey. Chuck Norris is a badass, The ultimate badass, instant win.
(Still better)
1052318 Chuck Norris. Jet Li. Expendables 2.
Whoa nelly, this is gonna be a shi%storm of epic proportions...
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1052335
Sweet
Whens spruce tree going to get there and kick his ass
So. Much. Awesome!
Some of my favorites:
If at first you don't succeed... your not Buck Norris
Buck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills... they made him blink
Buck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes
Buck Norris' only friends are himself and his gun. Nobody else is worthy.
Buck Norris can watch a 24 hour video. TWICE.
Buck Norris can unscramble an egg
Buck Norris didn't win the game, the game LOST to Buck Norris!
Then they found out the guns don't work against him....
If a tree falls and Buck Norris is there can it make a sound? Only if he allows it.
Buck Norris invented the notorious arrow to the knee joke because he owned Cupid at his own game and since then has never let it die.
When the police pull over Buck Norris he lets them off with a warning
When Buck Norris walks into a room you suffocate, because air is afraid of Buck Norris.
Using mathematical equations and a revised edition of the Theory of Relativity, Scientists have discovered it is physically impossible for Buck Norris to have had a biological father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.
Buck Norris sleeps with his pillow under his gun.
Buck Norris is strong he can beat God in a arm wrestle contest using only his pinkie.
A rattle snake once bit Buck Norris, after three days of pain and agony...the rattle snake died.
Bruce Lee is better.
:/ I have a Buck Norris reference in Shadow Song. it literally say things
"This is Buck Norris, now let me in or i will round house kick the door in."
I am not saying you don't have a original idea, i am just saying some people had thought of it, but you do get a up vote anyway
This is okay. I won't say it's good, I won't say it's bad. Just that it's okay.
you get three Pinkies, out of five.
y u no update
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I realize there are a few references in other stories now. But I actually started writing this story about a year ago, and just got around to actually posting it. back when I started writing it, I did a search for Buck Norris on Google and came up with nothing, so I assumed I was the fist to come up with it. I meant o take that part out of the beginning, but totally forgot about it lol.
... WAR PONY IS BETTER!!
*runs off giggling like stewie* 
War pony? Dude, that's Buck Norris in a holloween costume.
Buck Norris is the only pony Chuck Norris can't ride.
WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
if 2 different chuck norris where on the same universe, all the universe and the alternate ones would have 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 of years of peace
1655155 No no no, my little brony friend. There can only be 1 Chuck Norris, therefore Buck Norris is a separate, but equally awesome being.
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so if both of them are the same being would that be like some kind of mirror? because if both of them are equally awesome and powerful how can one beat the other?
1655242 they are not same being. They are 2 beings of equal awesomeness. but, as ponies are naturally stronger than humans, of course Buck is going to have the edge.
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but chuck norris doesn't follow nature's rules1!!11!
1655349 Good point. But Buck follows the same rules as Chuck so... Wow, Doctor Whooves couldn't figure this one out.
YES, it updated!
Couldn't help but notice some small mistakes though
Speel should be spell
Tieing should be tying
But other then that, great chapter!
1656520 Thanks for the heads up. I fixed them up. I'm always glad when people point out my mistakes because I can actually fix them.
HOLEE SHIT MY BODY ISN'T READY.
Buck Norris vs. Chuck Norris
"The senseless waste of pitting these two mighty forces of nature against each other, like matter vs. anti-matter, will be a tragedy, not only for the individuals involved... but for our planet. All nations must band together, to ensure that such a conflagration never takes place."
Buck Norris is the only pony Pinkamena can't turn into a cupcake
Dude, Bruce Lee is the best. Greater than them all.
Hey why is there a new chapter out but asks for a password to view it.
2542752 Sorry, I hit the publish button when I meant to hit edit, so it said there was a new chapter. I unpublished it cuz I'm not done yet. And there's no password, so don't expect any sneak peeks.
Where did you get this cover?
More
>: (
hahaha great post! thanks! i think i've already seen this picture here http://www.favewallpapers.com/movies
Fyi buck Norris wasn't bitten by a rattle snake, he was bitten by a king cobra. After three agonizing days the cobra died.