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As a punishment for hubris, the Blood God banishes a Berzerker to the idyllic world of Equestria. Events proceed in about as civilised a manner as you'd expect.

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>in b4 blood 4 da blood god

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Too late for that, I'm afraid.

It was the first time in the history of the galaxy anyone had ever seen a Berzerker burst into tears.

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That poor bastard's going to go insane within the hour.

best story ever!!!!
:pinkiehappy:

This is the FIRST time EVER I feel bad for a heretic. I HATE BEZERKERS, but this one I found pity for... then imagined a Black Templar being randomly thrown into the equation with the same handicaps. (Like the Emperor's Champion)

good. good.
now we need you to make another chapter based off of this image.
Could you please?

4482283 I don't know if I'm laughing harder at that line or at your gif :rainbowlaugh:

Is it just me or is this similar to a berzerker in hundred-acre woods?

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If you're referring to Berserker Hell by Lord Ironwolf, then that was the exact inspiration for this one. The author was kind enough to let me borrow the premise when I messaged him.

Wow, this is the first time I've ever felt sorry for a damned heretic.

I really wanna see more of this story. It's good and self contained as is, but there's so much more it alludes to. Most significant to me is Celestia's relations to Khorne. She embarassed him at one point, and I find powerful Celestia (or trolly to chaos Celestia) very interesting.

I'd love to see more! Good story!

Heitomos

This was certainly a blast to read! Glad I caught it as it zoomed past.

Take this thumb and star. :twilightsmile:

Khaine is always better than Khorne.

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I'll adopt 'Made several people express pity for a Khornate Berzerker' as a badge of honour. :twilightsmile:

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No plans currently to expand this beyond a very silly oneshot, but I'm flattered you asked. That artist's gallery of Berzerker-in-Equestria artwork should satisfy some of that request, though.

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Little specific feedback I can think of throwing in here. But thank you for taking the time to comment. This was good fun to write, and I'm glad some people enjoyed it.

Ordinarily I would demand your death because of Heresy. But you are luck, I shall not flay you alive, sow your wounds with salt, and then burn you alive for the Emperor.

4508906
It's a date! :twilightsmile:

Pllllllzzzzzzzz continue this is GRRRRRREAAATTT!

4535490
Thank you! No plans to continue this, I'm afraid, though if anyone else has the passing urge to heap more misery upon Iratus in text form, feel free.

4538877 Well shiiiiiiiiit I would love to but I got my hands full with editing and if you need editing just call!

OH THIS.....

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

That's what you get for crossing Lord Khorne! :pinkiecrazy:


You done good.

4644663
Glad you approve! :twilightsmile:

Hah! Celestia being badass enough to intimidate the great bloody one???
By the way, that exchange in letters was brilliantly funny.

4875000
Sparkly pony princesses seem like the perfect counter to ravening blood gods. Glad you approve!

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I approve of this indeed, and would approve more of a second chapter!

Take this upvote, it will serve you well in your travels.

4910576
Instructions unclear, upvote became embedded in a rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle. I can't be trusted with these things!

I approve.
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I hate berzerkers

Well I don't like you either buddy

TAKE MY LIKE
TAKE ALL MY LIKES

5010188
Excellent! They shall nourish my writery soul until I can finally assume my true form and ascend to the skie on umbral wings, keening out the song that ends the earth from a thousand mouths I mean, er, yes, thank you!

"Can – can it be a red overdress?"

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I just had to read this once more. It's too good not to.

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Glad you continue to approve! :twilightsmile:

5075622
what in the actual christ

I'm sure it will adjust...eventually..:rainbowlaugh: Very nicely done.

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One can only hope. For his sake, if no-one else's. :twilightsheepish:

For some reason I'd very much like to see sequel to this story which causes even greater humiliation to the berserker. I really enjoyed his predicament.

Also, don't they go into rage once per some time?
And if I'd feel underpowered like him, I'd use traps to kill someone.
When I thought of that it made very much sense in why villains always try to kill hero with some mechanism. They are underpowered. No strength, plus they need to be far from device for it to return to normal world state to actually harm the citizen of the world.
Consider it a bubble around villain that creates less damaging environment.
And now I realize how it could be exploited by mmorpg players. Damage reduction field.

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Glad you approved of his predicament! :twilightsmile: Though it's not so much a case of rage every once in a while, so much as rage all the time. Any trap-making would have to involve subtlety and cognitive effort.

I have only a passing familiarity with the Warhammer verse, so great job still making the Warhammer parts comprehensible to someone like me!

This was a lot of fun. I love the idea of there being a magical "Aegis" responsible for keeping things Y-rated in Equestria, and I feel like that would be a really fun thing to see exploited in more crossovers, I imagine in a Who Framed Rodger Rabbit?-style way with their "tooniverse." (Although that might make MLP characters OP as long as they remain in their own 'verse. Hmmmmm.)

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Glad to have kept proceedings semi-comprehensible! :twilightsmile: Glad you approved of the Aegis idea as well - it seemed somewhat necessary to stop the rating on this from swooping upwards with every passing paragraph.

:rainbowlaugh:

Truly, there is no greater punishment for the Chosen of Khorne.

:ajsmug: "An' after yer done fixin' the fence, we can see to gettin' you some honest work. I'd like to see what a 'chosen o' corn' can do for my fields."

I stand corrected. The Blood God is cruel indeed.

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