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Deebro

Joined April 2014
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  • Pink Alert 3
    The Equestrian Alliance is invaded. By who? By the Soviet Ponies, of course. Hilarity - and violence - ensue.

    28,608 words · 214 views · 16 likes · 1 dislikes
  • Vinyl Tries Fanfic
    Vinyl tries to write the best kind of story in the world. It's hard, though.
    2,906 words · 146 views · 10 likes · 0 dislikes

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A crossover of Friendship is Magic and the Command and Conquer: Red Alert 3 game. Sounds awesome, no?

It is a dark, violent chapter of Equestria's history. A terrible rebellion has left the nation in ruins, and its godlike rulers, the Alicorn Princesses, have 'solved' the issue of discontent by transforming the land of ponies from a green, idyllic utopia to a brutal, industrial dictatorship. But not for long, it seems, because on the horizon, a familiar threat is looming.

From the icy wastes of the Frozen North, the Holy Equestrian Alliance is invaded - by its oldest and most powerful enemy, the Soviet Pony Republic and its mysterious leader, the Pink Lady, mother of revolution and the belief that all ponies should be equally loved. The clone legions and mighty tanks of her her Pink Army grind across the continent, chewing up all in their path - but opposing them are the Allied Forces, the most technologically advanced warriors in existence, and Equestria's invincible air force of power-armored jet Pegasi, among other juicy flying nasties that the Alicorns have in store for their communist opponents.

The two armies are equally matched, and only the brains and cunning of their leaders can achieve some kind of victory for either side. Leaders like Commander Squeezie Heart, a short, paranoid and chronically sleepless Pink Army officer who'd much rather be looking after his older/younger sister Tickles than killing others, but hey, even the smartest ponies need jobs. He wants to win the war for the Soviets as fast as any of his Comrades, but he alone holds a terrible fear: that the war will not be between just two armies for long. Because, far to Equestria's east, in the depths of the great oceans, the sea ponies of the ancient Aquestrian Empire watch with interest as the western barbarians weaken one another - and slowly assemble their own armies of transforming robots, submarine battleships and cyborg assassins.

Whoever ends up fighting in the coming battle, only one faction will triumph, and for the rest of them, well, things will probably suck a lot. For now, heroes on all sides can only do their best to stay alive - and perhaps, a few of them will survive long enough to make choices that could change the course of pony history. It's either that or they all die horribly, really. War sucks for everyone involved, but as the Pink Lady herself says, if you can't have fun doing something, then you sure as day aren't doing it right.

Clearly then, Commander Heart is the worst pony soldier in equine history. But, is he really that bad? His enemies, for starters, are just about to find out.

First Published
5th Jun 2014
Last Modified
28th Jun 2014

Comments ( 19 )

Comment posted by Deebro deleted at 8:00am on the 5th of June, 2014
#2 · Chapter 2 · 14w, 6d ago · · ·

Holy shit that looks so good. Gonna read the fuck out of this

Comment posted by Deebro deleted at 8:28am on the 5th of June, 2014
#4 · Chapter 1 · 14w, 6d ago · · ·

Love it

#5 · Chapter 2 · 14w, 6d ago · · ·

Love it. The part with the fillies was kinda dark but I still like it xD

#6 · Chapter 2 · 14w, 6d ago · · ·
#7 · Chapter 2 · 14w, 6d ago · · ·

Good work comrade now let us get the kirov fleet to crush our opponents.

#8 · Chapter 2 · 14w, 6d ago · · ·

Killshot; dude, all of the yes, I'm calling them Bomber Balloons though, and unlike Kirovs they can actually shoot back at effing fighters :ajbemused:

Wubless; I'm totally claiming the title of Seapony Executioner. Should I make it, like, three ponies attached at the hips? So, six legs and eyes/horns that shoot death rays?

Bazing; I like you, dude.  

#9 · Chapter 1 · 14w, 6d ago · · ·

so allies and soviets is there going going be a 3rd side?

#10 · Chapter 2 · 14w, 6d ago · · ·

>Red Alert 3

Eenope. :eeyup:

I kid, I'll have a look at this even though Red Alert 3 doesn't hold a candle to its predecessors.

#11 · Chapter 2 · 14w, 6d ago · · ·

Yeah, compared to the first two RA3 is kind of a cartoonish joke. It's been said before, but an Apocalypse Tank shouldn't look like it belongs in a box of toys. I guess that's why I feel better about butchering it like this.

And sure thing, Berry! The Japanese sea ponies, to be exact c:

#12 · Chapter 2 · 14w, 1d ago · 1 · ·

This looks interesting! *proceeds to love it* :rainbowkiss:

#13 · Chapter 2 · 13w, 4d ago · · ·

>>4500465 is that what the a squad of MIGs are for.:rainbowderp:

#14 · Chapter 2 · 12w, 5d ago · · ·

>>4546973 I dunno, man. For some reason MIGs seem out of place to me...

#15 · Chapter 4 · 12w, 4d ago · 1 · ·

GETTING KEEN!

Dude you should've told me there were badass elite snipers. I hell would've made me OC one of them, I love snipers xD

#16 · Chapter 5 · 11w, 4d ago · · ·

>>4582545 You mean you got to the end, dude? Amazing :P But seriously, cheers!

#17 · Chapter 5 · 11w, 3d ago · · ·

>>4612413 I read a 50k word chapter a few days ago. Took me 2 hours but I did it

#18 · Chapter 5 · 11w, 3d ago · · ·

Fucking terrifying, Twilight has turned into an insane bitch of a princess who appears to abuse her royalty

#19 · Chapter 1 · 3w, 1d ago · · ·

Question, why do you not have alicorn twilight or pinkie pie in the character tags?

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