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Jenohart's Stories (4)

Ponyville Gets Screwed
"Goodbye! Me am Screwball! Bad to meet you!"
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Rainbow Dash 'n' Ghosts 'n' Stuff

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The Laws of Nature

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The Diamond Tiara Tales: Applespanked
A typical day in the perfect and comfortable life of the best pony, Diamond Tiara. More or less.
5,784 words · 965 views · 10 likes · 6 dislikes

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The Diamond Tiara Tales: Applespanked by Jenohart

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Comedy Random Slice of Life

A grey unicorn foal, crying out in unimaginable pain as their spinal cord is crushed by an unstoppable force. A teacher, rushing to the aid of her supppsedly dying sister. A fat colt, awakens drugged and bound in a room with a deranged filly hellbent on bloody revenge. One yellow blank flank, captured and abused in the most humiliating of ways.

For these foals today was a day of terror, of pain, a day that they would never forget in their entire lives.

But for her, it was tuesday.

Another day, another scheme. Follow Diamond Tiara through a day in her life, then see how her influence touches the lives of the filthy peasants she graces with her divine presence.

Maybe.

First Published
7th Apr 2012

Last Modified
7th Apr 2012

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DreZoma

#1 · Chapter 2 · 59w, 14h ago ·

Welp, it's official.

Diamond Tiara is a bitch.

Thoth

#2 · Chapter 2 · 59w, 14h ago ·

The story image got me a giggle and interest.

The description teased the hell out of me.

I NEED TO READ THIS STORY

Fleetwood_Brougham

#3 · Chapter 2 · 59w, 13h ago ·

>>421624421624 Like that was ever a surprise!

The Great Derpsby

#4 · Chapter 2 · 58w, 4d ago ·

I do believe this is the very first fic that has Tootsie Flute not be gay.

And a very interesting and believable explanation for Diamond Tiara's Cutie Mark. She certainly has a gift for manipulation, and she did make the paper popular. Using horrible methods, but still.

ForSpite

#5 · Chapter 2 · 54w, 18h ago ·

You know, Diamond Tiara as newspaper editor actually made me like her when I didn't before.

She was great. Everything but the blackmail was pure J.Jonah Jameson (which I see you noticed as well).

And it was probably the first time she seemed interested in something other than meanness for meanness' sake. Even the blackmail was just a means to an end rather than a way of hurting ponies.

As for the story, it used humor pretty well. I especially appreciated the part where Diamond Tiara stopped her plan to commiserate with Applebloom about the horrible substitute teacher.

mintypony3