Diamond Tiara finds out what 'rape' is from a very realiable source, and decides that she wants to try it out. Together with Silver Spoon, Diamond Tiara 'rapes' her three favourite targets, and soon a new trend spreads throughout the school.
The adults of Ponyville are very, very concerned.
NOTE: There is NO foalcon in this story, nor is there anything of any sexual nature, rape or consensual. If you wish to understand, feel free to read on :3
wow, fluttershy is a big dumbass in this
I see what you did there.
Genius!!!
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Way to avoid the issue, Flutters. Ten points.
Brilliant.
LOL! I think I'm gunna go "rape" my best friend!
Epilogue? (when they get back to school?)
This. This right here.
Ignorance is bliss.
Because rape is cruise control for funny.
Gimme a fuckin' break, dude.
IT'S RAPING TIME!
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Tell me, how would you explain it then?
The M. Night Shyamalan of Funny.
...*AB gets home* hey Apple Bloom you wanna...Pickle?
Well! This is officially the funniest thing I have ever read!
P.S. What should I bring to the Sex-Ed fair pinkie? ...say....Pickles?
I enjoyed this. Does that make me a bad person?
Yes... just... yes
I really wish Equestria Daily accepted stories like this.
On the subject of rape, that is bad....
On the subject of this story, this is gold. I applaud you sir.
You really... tore me a new one with this
4442320 ...Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
4442289 THIS. IS. THE. FUNNIEST. SHIT. EVER!
Not sure whether to laugh or be offended. I think I'll go with the former.
4442377 Absolutely not.
OH MY GOD, THIS IS THE BEST SHIT EVER!
NO, THIS IS THE BEST SHHIT EVER!
...... YES YESSS YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
4442166 Okay then, you try explaining rape to a persistent little brat without going into graphic detail.
I just absolutely love lowbrow humor!
Oh great! It's season 4 Pinkie Pie!
Brilliant!
Wait... Where did Dash get the balloon? Oh! I know! Its where the balloons from Spiderman 2 go when you're like, "fuck it get another balloon" because there is SO MANY KIDS YELLING "MY BALLOOOOOOOOOOON!"
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Thank you for saying this with far fewer expletives than I would've used.
All I can possibly add to this is the image of Snips and Snails with their butts glued together again after a vicious raping from Dinky.
"Hee hee, gum on their bum."
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Having read the story, and having been a victim of said rape and knowing others who have been raped, I think its best you just stick to your own experiences and those you personally know. I found this to be anything but insulting, unlike your comparing THIS story to SCAT and FOALCON.
A Perfect example of what you won't post on EQD? You barely post shit on there that hasn't already been put into the feature box or shit done by those already in the little group of friends prior to latest changes. But regardless of that, did you actually READ this story or did you stop at the first chapter? Because I'm confused as to your tirade there on how this is so damn horrible that it's seen as the pinnacle of badness for stuff that crosses the line.
4443630 4443378 You should of seen the amount I used when the original joke ending was mentioned. But that's besides the point, I don't see anyone whose actually read this story to be bitching up a storm to such a degree to even use swears. But, whatever. The title, yes, it's not something that should be posted on EQD, but considering the shit that has gotten shown of actual Foalcon with that Two Best Brothers analyzing shit that was in the feature post, this story by far is the least offensive shit I've seen.
Anyhow, to each their own. But don't go fucking getting high and mighty and choose to be the ONE VOICE for ALL people. Fucking presumptuous. That's how shit gets started.
I'd like to see one genuinely raped individual whose read this story and actually found it made them feel like shit. If either of you were, well, I'm sorry. But I wasn't and I don't consider this on any fucking remote level to Scat or Foalcon or whatever clop shit you EQD team seems to think this equates to.
So, yeah. Rape is a sensitive topic. One I'd rather not hear those how haven't experienced it treat everything with the word RAPE in it like some fucking taboo. That's why we have COMEDIANS, to help us fucking get over the shit that makes us or has made us feel like shit. People want to live in misery and let a bad experience ruin their whole lives that they go and make them selves obese just to hope no one finds them attractive enough to rape? Now that's pretty fucked up, and it's happened. Sometimes in life, you just gotta learn when to fucking laugh at shit, even yourself. It fucking helps.
Anyhow, blowing up on missydudewhateversex up there over whether anyone is allowed to use the word RAPE with a comedy tag isn't going to make what I think is an offensive comment go away, or how stupid I think the overall comment was, but it still pisses me off that they'd be so fucking pretension about it. Was this even submitted to EQD? IF so, shit, even I could of said the title alone would been an instant rejection due to the strict family safe content when foals are involved. Either case, I'll stop now, I"m done venting.
Gawd some people are just fucking stupid.
4444010 I was fully prepared to read everything you had to say, but then I noticed that you're the same person who posts these long winded rants about EQD every few weeks just about anywhere that you can be heard.
Sorry to hear about your personal experiences (no, really, I am), but I'd also suggest that you take your own advice or, at the very least, learn how to be at least remotely civil with it. You've been warned plenty of times in the past that nobody is going to take you seriously if you continue to rant and rave and come knocking at EQD's door with torches and pitchforks at every chance you get because, even when/if you have a valid statement, you still give off a poor impression in the way you say it.
If you'd like to continue this in a productive way, feel free to inbox me, assuming you can control yourself.
4444077 Well, good to know you know me, because it saved me the time to read yours at "long winded". So, I guess that's all we need to say to each other. Other So I'll give you the TL:DR version. Don't prfesume to talk for everyone and go fuck yourself if you made it this far.
Comparing this to scat and foalcon shows you didn't even read the story. Good day.
4443378 I really like the way you're utilising your own opinions on festishes to antagonise the userbase of FiMFiction.net, real smooth.
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It isn't terribly hard to explain, honestly. It is sex where one of the people doesn't want to have sex.
4444368 I believe you don't understand what I said. Who cares what people like? On this site, where pretty much anything goes, it can be posted and find an audience. On EQD, where everything must be kept basically PG(ish), it won't.
Pretty basic.
4444414 I like how twisted your definiton of PG is.
Edit: what I was referring to is the fact that this story apparently isn't PG enough for EqD, yet Fallout: Equestria is for some unknown reason. I don't have anything about Fo:E or Kkat, I just find it odd that a story tagged Mature Gore that references sex on occasions are considered PG enough, while a story that's merely innuendo used for comedic effect and is tagged Teen Sex is considered too "vile" for a lack of better wording. But who am I to question the intricate thought process behind EqD's methods of approval?
After reading the description, I was disturbed and intrigued.
After finishing the first chapter, I am even more so. Also, there's a bit of senseless laughter thrown in with the disturbed and intrigued vibes.
I am equal parts disturbed and rolling on the floor in uncontrollable laughter.
Quite honestly, you might want to consider a "Dark" tag. I would call this "Dark" "Comedy."
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Gotta remember that this is an American PG, so any amount of violence and disregard for self preservation is perfectly fine just so long as nobody has or even mentions the first thing to do with reproduction.
4444385 Apparently Diamond Tiara didn't know what sex was (Fluttershy even asked her that), so, do you want to be the one to give her "The Talk"?
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Grouping scat and foalcon together is just as fucked up.
I tried to read the entire first chapter, but my brain just shut down around the time DT was asking Shy what Rape was. While I can she her telling somepony about the birds and bees, with motivation, I can't even see her trying to give an abridged version of this.,
Read the rest and it was a good laugh. I feel sorry for all the soon to be mentally scarred foals due to getting the talk and what rape actually is.
Sorry, but this title is clearly inappropriate, even if the story itself isn't. This story is now in the non-mature feature box. A child could log on and the first thing they see is 'DIAMOND TIARA AND SILVER SPOON RAPE THE CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS'.
Yes technically it's 'okay' but my goodness come on! A bit of class and awareness please!
4444866
It's still tagged 'Sex' though. Isn't there a filter for Sex that's defaultly on?
4444898
Nope, no filters. The only line is between 'mature' and 'everyone/teen' which is seen unfiltered by everyone who visits the site.