Absolutely brilliant, every one of them. Thank you for giving me the password. I enjoyed reading every last word.

>>601946601946 Thanks glaive, glad you liked it!    Pinkie's done now, she's slowly becoming my favorite to think about.

But not the best.

Wow - thumbed up with extreme prejudice.

I must say this is some well written clop dear sir, a lot better then some of the others on this fine site. Oh and one more thing good choice in music, sabaton is one of my favorite bands, and wolf pack is one of the best.

Holy shit! That's good!

First I've heard of the Fj pony thread in a long time... how's it been since january?

>>740386740386

(got banned for "ponn in nsfw".... inb4 judgement) Haven't been there since I was at my gf's. Lot's of oldfags complaining about newfags, over 5m posts, all seems cool. I witnessed the tale of a penis named george. He tried to kill himself, but he was too short to snap his neck on the noose. Many lol's were had. So.... well, I suppose!

>>740348740348

Danke!

>>740250740250

You got the reference! You can thank a funnyjunnkie for that one. I think his name was thatdrummer, I forget. He liked Dash, that's all I remember. 's good band though! WW2 metal, very specific genre hahaha.

>>740451740451 I was there for the 1,000,000th get. I left a little after that, it just went to hell. A lot of people left and shitstorms where had. But it's good to see there's still some activity there.

>>740221740221  Danke! I must say, I'd rather take praise for my work alone, but I enjoy it when I get readers. I REALLY enjoy it when THEY enjoy it!

So reading this. Like nyao.

>>740488740488 Like chyah?! AWESOME!

>>740472740472 Eeyup! I actually think I remember you know! Mexibroni who liked RD, rings a few bells! I started my other project before the 1m get I think. I got the 2222222 get with almost-clop, it was hilarious. I literally danced. Anywho, what are you up to nowadays?

i swear i dont spend enough times on the brony board. I have no idea how i missed this but im glad i found it pissed that i missedd it on fj but oh well

>>740518740518 I was banned months ago, but I've been lightly whoring this series as well as my other. I haven't ventured to FJ in ages, but not for lack of trying. You found it now, and EN-FUKKEN-JOY!

Also, I JUST published this today.

>>740505740505 I toned it down a bit with the ponies, I still have a shitload of pony stuff, but I don't use it as much. I'm still on Fj as BorderPatrol. And i think i remember Mexibrony.

I don't usually read blunt (harsh genitalia words) clops like this, but I thoroughly enjoyed it. If the Twilight one was THIS good, I can't wait for the others.

>>740570740570 I'm glad you enjoy my vulgarity. I was worried the bluntess, as you put it, would drive people away. But, for fucking cunt's sake, the world's vulgar! I'm fucking vulgar, god dammit! Hahaha, i'm being quasi-facetious. Thanks!

>>740552740552 Oh yeah there was a gui named mexibroni too. Was he the guy who always posted one fluttershy pic and did drugs in college?

>>740581740581 That's the one. I posted some comic con pics around this time last year, i even gave away a genuine righteous bison on tf2 to someone who rolled trips.

Oh god, I loled at eat a dick.

Add me on fj when you're unbanned.

Kingcam

....For some reason, all I can think about is Patrick shouting at Squidward to "Firmly grasp" the jellyfishing net. Two words overloaded all other thought. Cloptastic, btw.

>>740591740591   mfw your generosity (almost feels like fj without the black background and the green pixels)

>>740593740593 Candy doo, el Capitan! I'll go to my friend's place and login there, i got a life IP ban. (mfw)

>>740602740602 That's what inspired that line, way to catch it!

>>740609740609 i remember some of the elite back in my time, LazyPurple, sirizenhime, TWYSTDMND, and some others. It feels like it was just yesterday.

>>740623740623 TWYST and I like Streetlight Manifesto, I like lazypurpur, but I doubt he knows me. sirz is badmin's lackey, and girguy made me lol consistently. I really like this guy named sammichwon, he's fucking awesome. He was a /b/ro, but fj lured him in, like me. He edits my stories, and i've tossed him unwanted cameos (samurai jack undies in my other fic, lol) God, i'm nostalgiaing all over the fucking place!

I like how Jake is the star of this one, since he was the whiny roommate last time. xD

I was a simpler time back the. The shit-storms, the "raids", closo.

>>740667740667 he came back. He's a faggot troll...

>>740671740671 He always has been. My friend Twenny (Guy who always uses Prince Blueblood) is friends with him on steam. We played l4d2, he's alright outside the thread

>>740647740647 Every story's protagonist knows the next. It's sorta... a way to start. You come up with a way that they know each other, then the rest an start flowing. Like, how does Jake meet RD? How do they get intimate? What positions? What makes this story's sex scene hot and unique to the rest? Is it still interesting? etc etc...

>>740679740679 huh. I only butted heads with him once, just seemed like he half assed everything, but a good troll doesn't need to do much to troll well. pinkieshrug.jpg

Oh my God this is my favorite chapter yet. You could really continue a legit love story from this. I hope you do.

One more thing, my name is Jon. :D

>>740684740684 It all seems like a distant memory now...

>>740701740701 Always a bonus to catch a reader's name (my name is in one of these too lol)

>>740703740703 You're not b&, just create a new username and slide in with the newfags. It's not hard to stick out among them, and a lot of them are really really cool.

Didn't like this one as much for some reason I can't say, because I don't know it.

Also, I learned a new use for the word prick... o_O

>>740795740795 There's no place for me on the pony thread, my time has passed, it's time for a new generation to roam the thread.

Hmmm... But where are the ponies?

ummm are you satalking me lol that guys just like me and my names jake to XD

Heh, Jake.

Ten seconds flat.

You made me lol. such a thing is diffucult to do. You get a like.

>>740908740908 secondary mission accomplished! I had reservations about resorting to that type of humor.

Also, all humans, all the time.

>>740898740898  

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>>740818740818 let the newfags take over? I'll watch from a closer distance than you, I guess. I still enjoy the occasional two hours here or night there.

.>>740815740815 You should read some novels by a guy named Ken Follet. Or is it Tom?... I forget. British dude. Makes great spy thrillers, he wrote a long novel about 12th century England. No, it WAS entertaining! A mother is sorta forced to teach her son about the birds and the bees, and she says (paraphrasing) "you see, younglings happen when a man puts his prick in a woman's cunny. You see?"  I lol'd and gained much respect for Ellen (that character) that day.    

>>740929740929 I only venture like a student going back to his old school, in short, brief periods

>>740989740989 I get ya. I used to swing on the swingset at my old elemetary school until grade 8. that's when the tiny seats became impossible to sit it.

>>741004741004 When i find the time, i pick up my little brother from school, i get there 15 mins. early just to say hi to teachers and take in how small the world seems and how far i've come.

I don't like bondage....

>>741146741146 1/6 chapters has it, sorry. Also, anal sex. Rarity's kinky as fuck! I guess...

HOLy shiT

>>741158741158  

Dorm life captured perfectly.

soo ceewt ily fluttershy and you have NAILED HER ( get it ) but seriously this was great

so much win

this is second person please put [Your Name] not a reall name.

>>740473740473 Oh, so dass wir jetzt deutsch sprechen?

i ed it great writing

THEY FINALLY USED CONDOMS!!!!!!

Holy fucking shit this is the best clopfic i have ever read o.o

>>741583741583 Really? Awesome! Thanks!

>>741769741769  icwatudidthar

>>741938741938

>>742055742055 Each story was written for a friend, so I used their names. Just pretend it's you, if you're into that.

>>742064742064 Warum nicht?

:>>742139742139 Yeah, I kinda had to edit some things last night lol

>>742169742169

>>743065743065 I mean like, for real o.o please continue with this

>>743490743490 The mane 6 are done. Which background human would you wanna (see) done? (DONE, as in GET LAID, DO THE HORIZONTAL BOP, PASS THE GRAVY, HAVE HOT SEX, I'M BEING SUBTLE!)

>>743516743516 EVERYONE O.O Vinyl, Octavia, Lyra, SPITFIRE AND SOARIN!! seriously. freaking loved it. i read it 6 hours ago and i still have a boner. well not really, but you get what i mean :P

This was seriously awesome! I really enjoyed them, although I'm not a fan about every scenario. Still, great job, especially the Twilight Sparkle one.

Dear god! I know that comic! You sir, just earned a thumb for using it.

>>743541743541 Hahahaha, oh wow. Vinyl, Octavia, Derpy (yes because Europe), Spitfire, Soarin'.... I'm not into gay stuff. Those three are high on my maybe list. If I made a document, would you wanna collab and chat? It's tons of fun and actually productive.

>>743833743833 I really like Twilight Sparkle. Thanks for enjoying!

>>743874743874   Hay hay hay, wanna see my cutie mark?

One of the best clop stories I have ever read

Sincerely the Doctor

>>744479744479 Danke, Herr Doktor

Wow... Wasn't expecting a reference from The Lion King.

Very nicely done! I stopped reading clopfics a while ago, as most of them are very poorly written, they don't stay within character, and are oftentimes rushed. I stumbled upon this almost by accident I only started reading it because Twilight Sparkle was the first chapter posted (and I am NUTS about that mare; her and Lyra, at least) I finished Twilight's and just had to read the others, and I enjoyed them all. This right here is how you do a clopfic. Hope to see some background pones!

>>744940744940 Oh yeah, thanks so much! I like Twiight a lot, too. Hey, since you're so critical, thankfully so, I have a proposition for you.

>>744549744549  Hahaha, nice catch! I probably hid dozens of little references around.

well-written and very very sexy (especially the AJ part ). Why do they have to get drunk to get saucy though?

>>745290745290 Iunno, lol. Why the fuck not?

>>745302745302 because when you are drunk, you are not capable of controlling yourself as much as you are when you are sober. Good stories though. I still have to read the Twilight, Rarity and Pinkie part (Although pinkie was in the AJ part too), but you already got a thumb up from me.

>>745320745320 Danke! I don't know. I drink sometimes when I write, and my best sex experience happened at a party, we were both drunk. We had plenty of control, and it was amazing. Since then I've had a handful of times, but all pale in comparison. (I now miss Julie that much more... thanks.)

8=====D

had to do it.

>>745832745832 YOU FUCKER! YOU BURGER FUCKER! that made me lol

>>745433745433 I wish I had more time to attend parties. You know how it goes. If you want to have decent marks, and want to sleep sufficiently, you have no social life. God my life sux

>>744289744289 Sure thing man!

>>744289744289 Actually more like HSKJAHSKJDGAJSLKDGJKEXCITEDASFUCK :D Just send me the link in pm :3

>>745113745113 What proposition?

>>746198746198 I know exactly how you feel.

You used the a Fluttermac comic for your own purposes

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>>748530748530

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You are somehow able to get the personality of every character into these chapters, while still naturally incorporating most of the memes surrounding each one. Even for a story without sexual scenes, that's pretty hard. I salute your skill. (Soldier reference, get it?)

I look forward to continuing to read your stories.

>>740602740602

...and suddenly, I don't feel like reading the rest.

--Warlord

>>749420749420 Haha, you've only read two chapters! Come on, friend, keep going. Don't let one slip of the tongue related to Spongebob get in the way, I was raised on that shit. It probably slipped in there subconsciously. And since when does masturbation not involve firmly grasping? *laughing into my facepalm*

errrrhm, ya know first 4 chaters was awesome, and chapter with pinkie too, but then i start reading about dominatrix sh*t in rarity, i was really dissapointed, no offense=(

>>750318750318 How so? I'm a musician, I love criticism.