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The Equestrian Gentlecolt


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Improbably often, ponies arrive on Earth in a fairly private place, with one or two witnesses at most. This time, they came out in the middle of a crowded McDonald's.

I had a toothache and got it into my head to try to write a trollfic. Turns out I don't have the mindset to write a proper trollfic. I got this instead.

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First!

...sorry. I've always wanted to do that.

BR

Its ok.

Dude. This is the funniest fic I read all night. PURE GENIUS! I don't see how it could possibly be a trollfic though. Its funny enough.

Your first is invalid because you are the author... so FIRST!!!:trollestia:

I love it!

That was stupendously cute and awesome! Have a Pinkie Pie :pinkiehappy:
P.S. Which pony said her butt looked too big? I'm too drunk to reason.

I think of getting one of those toys every single damn time I'm at McDonalds, but I haven't yet. :duck:

Loved the part where Twilight geeked-out over Star Trek. Adorkable as hell. More stuff such as Twilight being aware of movies/books like Star Wars/Hitchhikers Guide would be pretty cool. I always get a kick out of stuff like that.

wow i was giggling and snorting harder then a pig being tickled

So... did the ponies take the human to Equestria for a little bit (since he was so friendly to them as per what Twilight wanted), or what?

411008 May the Force be with you! 42!

This isn't the only story involving ponies arriving in public. I've been writing one where they crash into the narrator in his school lunchroom with 600 people in it when they teleport to Earth. Don't bother looking for it, though, since I haven't published it yet.

410825
Yeah, writing a trollfic was a silly idea. This was much more fun.

410888
I wrote it in Fluttershy's voice. But since it wasn't properly attributed, it's open for interpretation. :raritywink:

411008
Yeah, I'm definitely keeping that one in mind for the future. I loved that part too!

411037
They didn't, they just up and disappeared on him. Poor guy.

411063
Nice, that sounds like a fun scene. We need more of that, to balance out all the conveniently private arrivals. :trixieshiftright:

I like this idea. You could have fleshed it out a little bit more but I lol'd all the same.

Way to pick an inconspicuous point of entry, Twi. Awkward! :twilightblush:

411072 Thanks for the response. I have to say that my Fluttershy doll, er... i mean't, 'action figure', has a rather large butt. Don't eat Mc Donald's, or you really will get a big BUTT!

411072 They also wreck half the room in the process, but who cares how many tables get thrown into the exosphere by magic explosions if it means the ponies are on Earth?

I laughed my ass off when Twilight said " Live long, and prosper" :rainbowlaugh:

411072
Booooooooooo!

Pinkie should have grabbed him by the collar and taken him for a fun ride.

I just picked up my pink tail rarity when I read this. Best Mcdonalds fic EVER!!! I just wish RD had gotten a McFlurry for free cause she was so awesome. Oh well. A moustache for you sir. :moustache:

and a McFlurry for RD:rainbowwild:

You, sir, is a genius!

That was a fun little story.

Haha, that was great, nice one! :rainbowwild:

I work at McDonalds.

I SERIOUSLY wish that'd actually happen.

This is friggin' priceless :rainbowlaugh:
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I tip my hat off to you, good sir

Okay, I'm going to have to agree with the author on this, and not just because he/she delete whichever is appropriate is the author: This was a much better idea than a trollfic. This story was just what I needed to brighten up my morning after being brutally murdered by an 8:00 Calculus class. I tip my hat to you, sir/madam delete whichever is appropriate.:moustache:

Oh God that was great :rainbowlaugh:

I have only got to Rainbows crach-in and I can only think:
"O god. Are you serius?" :pinkiehappy:

I am stuned.

Man...Lyra's gon' be PISSSED when she finds out they didn't bring her.

Good stuff, my friend :rainbowwild:

One thing. "Okay dokey lokey" should probably be "Okie dokie lokie." :moustache:
Anyway.
THAT WAS SPECTACULAR!
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Jolly good show, my friend.

I'm just depressed I never got a Fluttershy toy :fluttercry: Have the rest of the mane 6, but not her...

Lol the man's a brony now. Someone should welcome him to the heard. :yay:

This deserves an EPIC tag of sorts; prior knowledge AND intent? Good show, sir, good show!
And who knew Twilight was a 'Trekkie' :twilightoops:................:twilightblush:

You're getting a favorite because honestly, that Star Trek reference absolutely killed me. Brilliant stuff, mate.

410796 Oh my God. XD This story. THIS STORY. I :heart: it *dies laughing!* And while I have no idea where it would go from here... I would love to see more from it. :pinkiecrazy:

“We. Come. In. Peace. Live. Long. And. Prosper.”

Started laughing right around here. :rainbowlaugh: And that ending was genius. Enjoy your gold star. :twilightsmile:

I'd read a sequel if there was one :pinkiecrazy:

Twilight Sparkle, apparently deciding that the nearest human would be the best place to begin diplomatic relations, turned to Stef and raised a hoof. Clearing her throat, the purple pony spoke slowly and loudly. “We. Come. In. Peace. Live. Long. And. Prosper.”

*giggle-snicker*

His brain, which had already packed up its things and was on its way out the door, quickly settled upon the only reasonable response to the situation: he raised his right hand, thumb extended and fingers parted into two pairs.

“Peace and long life.”

And this is when my vocal cords and brain short-circuited due to the combination of funny and adorable.

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