After years of research and study, Lyra Heartstrings publishes a guide to everything human: Lyra Heartstrings Guide to Human Culture and Biology. Unfortunately a lot of what is written is inferred, and Lyra never learned good judgement on inferences.
OC label is for fake citation within the text.
Random parentheticals containing names are meant to be Lyras citations.
Italicized text is when BonBon is reacting to Lyra's "facts."
It would be greatly appreciated if you could post recommended OC names in the comments, I'm terrible at coming up with pony names.
Chapters (7)
What does this meen (Hillbilly)
I don't know if you are aware, but your chapter is a little derped, The entire chapter is in italics. Its a bit of a turn off, so you might want to fix it.
4427081 I explained in the description
4427276 Sorry about that but its just that first chapter
We're like the pony's Bigfoot, hehe
Ok first 'Lyra Heartstrings Guide go Human Culture and BIology" needs to be fixed but other than that I'll keep my eye on this, it seems interesting.
Well we use to have tails when we were stupid. I kinda find it insulting to hear a tailless creature like humans which is smart, being called stupid.
You should do a chapter about how Human diet consists of rocks and wood, or other silly stuff...
4431744 how does it need to be fixed?
4432473 when the title comes up in the first chapter it says go insteed of to.
4427081 It's a citation of who said it
4433145 I'm lookin for an editor if ur interested
Ugh...Lyra
Why do humans have chin balls according to this?
4457731 Cuz lyra says so
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You made us ballchinians... Really... You could have made it at least sound cool. Like females are hard to mate with, without them getting some kind of pleasure. So males developed, something akin to semi-liquid parts... But really ballchinians... Guess I have to go with it for now.
4459143 I only write what Lyra tells me through the voices
4460103 Bu... But... Why ballchinians?
This is hilarious.
4460124 Um... I was wondering, what are you referencing with that ballchinian thing?:
It seems Ponies who study humans cannot bring themselves to mentally conceptualize an intelligent, sapient being which not only eats meat, but does so as a dietary staple.
4462636 Once you see it, you may rethink it.
4462806 I have been shaken but not stirred
4463205 Strong willed I see, very well than. You may have won this battle, but the reading is far from over... Oh... Got to wait for the next chapter. Welp, I'll be back around by than and I shall come prepared. Muhahaha.
Well I can now conclude that Lyra is going to bring us a lot of laughs. But on a more serious note. I think I may be of assistance to you in editing if the offer still stands.
4463280 Just so you know I imagined it to be something more like this
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Um, that leaves the question on kissing....
Interesting, but I don't quite get it.
4757650 Lyra and her human obsessed buddies are making up shiz cuz they dont kno shiz
Coming to stores near you!
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You need an apostrophe after "Heartstrings"; something to annotate ownership.
"Very busy being lazy" is a nice form of honesty!
I like dialogue better then paragraph after paragraph of the thoughts that other charactersin the story donot hear. If they don't have to listen then neither should I. :-!
(Human sighting idea) I woke up to the sound of knocking on the side of the house, and when it started to get annoying I thought I would check it out. When I went outside, all I saw was a flash of light pinkie running past me. It was short though. About the same size as me. But it must have been a human, cause there is nothing else that is short, pinkie, and moves fast in the night. (Except for Pinkie Pie)
I'm not gonna tell you what to do, but if say a twist in the story where a human appears in their world, and fixes......all of this. That would be fun.
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I can't even begin to guess where this is going or what it's purpose is.
4758523 I'm planning on doin a chapter soon filled with hilarious and awkward alternate endings, I was planning on something like that
4758523 That.. would be perfect
Sources should be cited.
Your'e is wrong.
But the premise is intriguing enough to keep reading.
he he he he, Looks like Lyras book is really famous and high in demand. A really nice and funny Story. I mean her theories about humans are outlandis. The only Person I could compare her would be "Profesor" Hans Rotwood of American Dragon with his really funny theories about Dragons and Magic. Well done story
...I fuckin wish
This is accurate
Oh god lyra is so coote!!!
I face palm so hard while i read this.
your list of gods, amazing
When ever I hear "Edward Cullen", I can't help but think of this picture.
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YES!!! The story has been resurrected. Thank you Kenny McCormick, god of death and resurrection.
Hooray for non-romantic Lyra and Bonbon!
5248415 This is my new favorite comment of all time