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Really, she just downright hates it.

After chasing confidence to the bottom of bottles, Rarity, Fluttershy and Spike send a strongly worded letter to princess Celestia about their thoughts on rainbow power.

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4395142 that was....unusual to say the least. wouldn't you agree?

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There's no wrong headcannon except my own, I guess

Waaaah Waaah, they went super saiyan for twelve seconds and probably wont do it ever again waaah waaah its so awful waaah waaaah

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Ha I actually liked Rainbow Power. It's cool that it's an extension of the EoH separate from the physical rocks, yaknow?

4395552 Oh... i retract the prev statement. i thought you were just another old person who hates change.

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I would accept Rainbow Power if 1) it wasn't ugly as fuck, and 2) was more than just a more powerful Harmony blast. (We don't even know if it was more powerful, they never tried to use the original Elements on Tirek in the first place.)

Its status as fodder for more toys by Hasbro, along with the two sins stated above, lead me to reject canon in regards to the "super whatever" and substitute my own headcanon, as soon as I think of one suitable. Right now I'm leaning toward the Tree being a Madoka-esque purifier for the EoH.

Other than that, it doesn't really "change" anything. I just didn't like the two or three minutes it was shown on screen (it really was hella fugly). That badass battle between MegaTwi and Tirek was good enough for me.

4395944 now THAT'S an old person who hates change.

btw, geezer: see my prev comment.

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You mean this 4395468 asinine trash? I don't hate change. I loved Twilicorn for fuck's sake. No, I hate Hasbro.

Get off my lawn!

Yes I agree in that moment they were a discrace to all humanity amazing.:raritycry::applejackconfused::flutterrage:
All of my friends agreed:moustache:
Whoever thought of making them like that should die slowly in a hole be..I don't know...imagine something good.:derpyderp1:

WHY MUST HASBRO BE SO GREEDY AND TOUCHER US ALL brilliant and amazing to make them look like that.:pinkiesick:

It must never happen again happen... All the time....

You are completely right and I'm sure everyone hated it.:eeyup:

Comment posted by Smoker deleted May 16th, 2014

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smoker I appreciate your view very much, and it was very mature of you to post your second post earlier, but one more like that and I'll be removing you.

I don't want to sound like a dick at all, but I also don't want to play mod on my own story.

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You too

Feel the vibes y'all :scootangel:

Celestia works for Hasbro? I KNEW IT!

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I lol'd so hard motherfuckers wanna fine me

4396619 I look forward to reading more of your works now :twilightsmile:

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Thanks buddy! This is the only other I have sdiofjsadfisj!!!!!!!iiiii; I'm pretty new here. I'd like to read one of yours as well! Which would you recommend?

I imagine that Celestia is absolutely delighted that somepony calls her 'Celly' and wants to be her friend. Next, Celestia drops by the Boutique to hang out and maybe have a sleepover. Rarity realizes things did not go in the right direction.

4396659 Well, if you do not mind potty humor, I would recommend this fic:
Princess Celestia And The Fat Free Pringles

If you like Scootadoption fics, there is this one:
Hidden Happiness

If you like bittersweet shipping between background ponies, then this may be to your liking:
What We Had

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Darn it, but I didn't get to read his reply... :twistnerd:

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He deleted it on his own, I'm sure you could PM him if you're that interested. Which I'm sure you are, because I'm that interested.

I enjoyed it. You get a like.
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Fortress of Friendship

This. This is what we're calling it now. Let it be known.

Quoting FanOfMostEverything:

4." While out-of-story, you can lay the blame on Hasbro's toy designers, in-story, I blame the Tree of Harmony. It has no eyes. It did the only thing a plant can do with color; it tried to attract pollinators."

:rainbowlaugh:

That was some cute jabs thrown out there. Rarity, Flttershy, and Spike getting drunk on wine and sending Celestia a strongly worded letter. Shame we didn't have RD there to give her opinions to Rarity's comment about how she looked like she was running late for a pride parade! LOL xD

I can't express my amusement with this. Rarity's descriptions are perfect for my frustrations with the designs, and she is the perfect character to voice such things.

That said, the ending really bothered me. It felt really out of the blue and kinda awkward. I was more expecting they'd either get no response and just enjoy their evening or perhaps Celly would reply sympathizing with Rarity on the fact that magic doesn't always pick the more aesthetically pleasing designs. Maybe even hint that her and Luna have have bad magic experiences.

Honestly though, while the ending didn't work for me I still really enjoyed this story. It's cute and fun and one of the better rainbow power fics out there.

Bravo :twilightsmile:

Well done! This thoroughly amused me. Rarity is da best! :duck:

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I totally see what you mean about it being out of the blue, but that's where the appeal was in it for me. I wanted to find a way to embody what I think Hasbro would have to say about RP. Celestia was my only device to lay down some Execu-speak outside of HiE shenanigans.

Shame you didn't like the ending, I guess I can't please everyone.

Here's your refund... [_$_(^-^)_$_]

*Reply to Author's Note* No problem, buddy! :pinkiehappy:
Always happy to help someone so awesome!

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A refund? In a corporate setting!?
THIS IS MADNESS!

Ever since I saw the episode, I've been waiting for a story like this 8D

Poor Rarity, being transformed into a walking fashion crime. :raritydespair:

Wine fell from the bottle’s lip with a shaken, haphazard flow as it filled the three crystal vessels like a stray stream off Neighagra falls. Rarity tilted the late vintage Cabernet further, coaxing out every last crimson drop, using a touch of magic to ensure none was left behind. The emptied bottle joined four others on the center table in the back room of her boutique as Fluttershy, Rarity, and Spike took a moment to appreciate the physical monuments to their not-quite-yet debilitating buzz. Despite the ethanol coursing through her veins, Rarity couldn’t take her mind off a particular aspect of today's events that had her pissed off nearly to the point of psychosis.

Holy shit the purple prose.

That ending letter:rainbowlaugh:

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I did... Just don't understand what purple prose means;

Enlighten me, perhaps?

I had the same reaction as Rarity when I saw the finale. I thought Rarity looked absolutely hideous, and I just knew I would be able to find a fanfic that would properly address this issue.:raritydespair:

Also, to those who are confused as to what "purple prose" means, here's the wiki:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Purple_prose

Basically, purple prose is when something is so over-described that it negatively draws attention to itself.

This is pure gold! :raritystarry::heart::heart::heart:

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Oh man I had no idea. Did you really think so? :facehoof:

Yeah the designs were absolute shit....and the coloring....oh god the coloring!!!

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Purple_prose
I'm not gonna explain it to you myself. I ain't your teacher.

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I apologize if I offended you. Just wondering if someone who's been around the community as long as you have could help out a new author understand. Again, sorry. Thanks for the link.

I haven't seen the finale yet, were the designs really that terrible? At any rate, this was hilarious

I maintain that the Tree of Harmony did the only thing a plant can with color; it tried to attract pollinators. (In-story, of course. Out-of-story, I suppose Hasbro instituted a hiring policy that allowed for colorblind toy designers.)

In any case, a most amusing drunken rant. Though I'm surprised that Spike's high blood alcohol level didn't increase his flame output. Still, thank you for the story. :twilightsmile:

4400816 MADNESS?! THIS. IS. DEBATABLE! :flutterrage:

... Yeah, ok, maybe you're right :ajbemused:

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No you did nothing to make me mad or anything. I'm just kinda running out of patience with something else today, so forgive me if I came out a little too cold there.

But in all honestly, I thought the fic was funny, despite P.P.

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