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    Our whole universe was in a hot dense state until a magical unicorn discovered us on the internet wait.....What?

    First Published
    3rd Apr 2012
    Last Modified
    3rd Apr 2012

    Comments ( 176 )

    #1 · Chapter 1 · 63w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Wow, didn't expect the ending. Nice job, yet again.

    #2 · Chapter 1 · 63w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Can't say I smiled.  Because the humor was delivered very dryly.

    Became a troll fic when you actually had some potential, and memes in stories makes ME facehoof :facehoof:

    But I guess that's what thirty minutes gets you.

    Had some potential, lost it.  Meh.  I shall reserve my thumb.

    #3 · Chapter 1 · 63w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>404755 Yeah, I was unsure but I was like....meh... and it's a random tag :trollestia:

    #4 · Chapter 1 · 63w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Very amusing, the Celestia's Witnesses part killed me :rainbowlaugh:

    A mustache for you my good sir :moustache:

    #5 · Chapter 1 · 63w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>404755 reasons, thirty minutes, and it was to prove a point of the internet...well a false point

    #6 · Chapter 1 · 63w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Everythng in the Internet is True?

    HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

    #7 · Chapter 1 · 63w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Why is this marked as incomplete? :rainbowhuh:

    #8 · Chapter 1 · 63w, 1d ago · · ·
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    #9 · Chapter 1 · 63w, 1d ago · · ·
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    #10 · Chapter 1 · 63w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>404838 I wanted someone to post that :rainbowlaugh:

    #11 · Chapter 1 · 63w, 1d ago · · ·
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    #12 · Chapter 1 · 63w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Excellent:twilightsmile:!

    #13 · Chapter 1 · 63w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>404877 thank yuh kindly :ajsmug:

    #14 · Chapter 1 · 63w, 1d ago · · ·
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    I'm surprised no one did this before.

    I'm not saying it was aliens, but it was aliens

    #15 · Chapter 1 · 63w, 1d ago · · ·
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    I beleive this....

    To bad I lost faith in Humanity by reading fanfics

    #16 · Chapter 1 · 63w, 1d ago · · ·
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    #17 · Chapter 1 · 63w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Now that was good, great job KillJoy!

    Like I always say, you never seem to disappoint :pinkiehappy:

    #18 · Chapter 1 · 63w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>405039 thank ya kindly bro :pinkiehappy:

    #19 · Chapter 1 · 63w, 1d ago · · ·
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    "and lyra went straight through a crater in the moon that was thin as a penny due to lunas earlier banishment  she flew right through to the other side foalting through space until she passed another moon and there it was planet earth she folated right to it and she soon went through the atmosphere  flying right down to a building at the ground she fell through the open skylight and landed in a fountian but the building isnt just any od building it was the building  bronycon was beignheld at at the time so everyone was too bussy to notice excpet the readers of three of me and LTD" u can make up the rest:pinkiehappy:

    #20 · Chapter 1 · 63w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Hahahaha great fic and loving the BBT references

    #21 · Chapter 1 · 63w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Ponies and a Draconequus led me here.

    I don't hate it, it's refreshing

    #22 · Chapter 1 · 63w, 1d ago · · ·
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    And here I thought that everything on the internet was a lie.

    #24 · Chapter 1 · 63w, 1d ago · · ·
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    wait.. the internet isn't true all the time?

    #25 · Chapter 1 · 63w, 1d ago · · ·
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    This was epic!

    #27 · Chapter 1 · 63w, 1d ago · · ·
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    How do I get all this?

    I

    am

    DOOOVAKIIID

    #29 · Chapter 1 · 63w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>405267 loving the last pic :rainbowlaugh:

    #30 · Chapter 1 · 63w, 23h ago · · ·
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    #31 · Chapter 1 · 63w, 23h ago · · ·
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    #32 · Chapter 1 · 63w, 22h ago · · ·
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    Well that was... impressive.:twilightoops:

    It was like something that flew off the top of your head.

    ....

    I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT YOU PUT EFFORT INTO!:pinkiehappy:

    #33 · Chapter 1 · 63w, 22h ago · · ·
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    >>405640 a really long ass fic with over 80 chapters. Which contains a lot more jokes than this.

    #34 · Chapter 1 · 63w, 22h ago · · ·
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    you can't trust everything you here on the internet thats how world war 1 got started

    #35 · Chapter 1 · 63w, 20h ago · · ·
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    >>405297 that lyra is a pegasister lol

    #37 · Chapter 1 · 63w, 20h ago · · ·
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    >>404755 Agreed! It definitely had potential, but that went all down the drain with the meme throwing in the end. It started going downhill from "lawyers" and definitely went downhill after the internet part.

    #38 · Chapter 1 · 63w, 18h ago · · ·
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    Hey it got a laugh outta me :rainbowlaugh:

    #39 · Chapter 1 · 63w, 18h ago · · ·
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    :pinkiegasp:

    I love you.  You have given me incentive to begin trolling again.

    BEEYETCH! :trollestia:

    ~The Anonymous Troll

    #40 · Chapter 1 · 63w, 18h ago · · ·
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    >>405267

    WHAT IF,

    Earth is Equestria's moon and the moon is Equestria in disguise???

    That would mean... All of the human race was banished!!"

    But, wouldn't that take up too much power???

    Nope!!! Celestia AND Luna did it!!!

    Randomness occurs ...

    Here, have a pony.:pinkiehappy:

    #41 · Chapter 1 · 63w, 18h ago · · ·
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    I... Laughed through this whole thing. You, good pony, just made my day. :rainbowkiss:

    #42 · Chapter 1 · 63w, 15h ago · · ·
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    >>406580 And then massive nukes from orbit happen.

    #43 · Chapter 1 · 63w, 15h ago · · ·
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    for all the comments on this fic... "SEEMS LEGIT":moustache:

    #44 · Chapter 1 · 63w, 15h ago · · ·
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    Brilliant in every way possible.

    #45 · Chapter 1 · 63w, 14h ago · · ·
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    Would someone mind telling me what's supposed to be enjoyable about this fic? Random memes and references thrown about, character names are repeatedly spelled wrong. The whole thing reeks of having had exactly about 30 minutes of effort put into it, which according to the AN at the top, is exactly the case. The names are wrong, the punctuation is wrong, the spelling is bad and the plot is beyond stupid.

    #46 · Chapter 1 · 63w, 14h ago · · ·
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    >>404935

    Dude, totally unrelated:

    I was listening to this when I saw that pic; the timing is perfect. :rainbowlaugh:

    :trollestia:

    #49 · Chapter 1 · 63w, 14h ago · · ·
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    It all makes sense now!:pinkiegasp:

    #50 · Chapter 2 · 63w, 14h ago · · ·
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    Ya! Sounds awesome! Conspiracy theories must run amok up there...

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