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"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."

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Luna, Commissar of the Night, meets Luna-2, the sexy socialist soviet space probe that landed on the moon in 1959. What will happen in this exciting communistastical adventure?

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Don't like it? Tell me why! I appreciate critiques.

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Dammit para how did you know this was my fetish

Comment posted by moviemaster8510 deleted Aug 15th, 2014

4852287 Because dragon-penis dildo bicycle seats would also be a fetish for you.

4852295 I've had that fetish since that faithful macy thanksgiving day parade in 2006...

4852295

Hey that's also my fetish

4852312 This needs to be a group, like, yesterday.

This...

Is unexpected...

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This is a thing.

A goddamned glorious tribute to... something. I'll figure it out later.

This has piqued my interest for obvious reasons.
I look forward to this communistastical adventure.

It's like a Fimfiction version of Trains, Planes and Plantains!

OMG, my sides. Top notch!

I must say I needed a story like this as of late. :pinkiecrazy:

This is amazing.

10/10, "You're pretty good." - Revolver Ocelot
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I can honestly say without a doubt I have read the most horrible clusterfuck amazing story in existence.

Save the whales or else dirty communistastic cockroaches will collectively invade your home and fill it with international communist argon.

That should be a slogan in real life, frankly.

...
...the f**k did I just read...

This fic is stupid intellectually equal, but it's amusing anyway. You also use strikethrough too much, and it's kind of annoying socialist realism that aids the revolution.

4852762

redactive revisionism is magic

4852729

a story about luna falling in love with a space probe

I would write a love song, but saying you have a case of the 4852616 would make it into a Blues song.

Other than that, fuck YES~ to this fic. It's almost as awesome a ship as Dashinguisher, but I digress.
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radigeR is the antichrist

Because if you say it backwards, it sounds like "Oh my sweet Satan." Clearly a plot by the pinkos to argonate America.

4852890

does that have a fic yet

so beautiful

goddammit fucking WHAT para

4853011

it's exactly enough edgy for you

4852931 It's got something of a 4-chan greentext, but no fic, far as I know.

Sadly, I haven't been able to find the original post I'd seen...

Edit: Yeah, found a link, got a 404 Not Found on it.

“БУРЖУАЗИЯ ПОКАЗАЛА, КАК ЭТО СЛУЧИЛОСЬ, ЧТО ГРУБОЕ ПРОЯВЛЕНИЕ СИЛЫ В СРЕДНИЕ ВЕКА, КОТОРАЯ РЕАКЦИОНЕРОВ ТАКОЕ ВОСХИЩЕНИЕ, НАХОДИЛО СЕБЕ ЕСТЕСТВЕННОЕ ДОПОЛНЕНИЕ В ЛЕНИ И НЕПОДВИЖНОСТИ. ОН БЫЛ ПЕРВЫМ, ЧТОБЫ ПОКАЗАТЬ, ЧТО ДЕЯТЕЛЬНОСТЬ ЧЕЛОВЕКА МОЖЕТ ПРИВЕСТИ. ОНА СОЗДАЛА ЧУДЕСА ДАЛЕКО, ЧЕМ ЕГИПЕТСКИЕ ПИРАМИДЫ, РИМСКИЕ ВОДОПРОВОДЫ И ГОТИЧЕСКИЕ СОБОРЫ, ОНА СОВЕРШИЛА СОВСЕМ ИНЫЕ ПОХОДЫ, КОТОРЫЕ СТАВЯТ В ТЕНИ ВЕСЬ БЫВШИЙ ИСХОД НАРОДОВ И КРЕСТОВЫЕ ПОХОДЫ.”

Here is how it looks translated into english:

THE BOURGEOISIE HAD DISCLOSED HOW IT HAPPENED THAT RUDE DISPLAY OF STRENGTH IN THE MIDDLE AGES, WHICH REACTIONARIES SUCH ADMIRATION, FOUND IT NATURAL ADDITION IN LAZINESS AND IMMOBILITY. HE WAS THE FIRST IN ORDER TO SHOW THAT HUMAN ACTIVITY CAN RESULT. IT HAS CREATED WONDERS FARTHER THAN EGYPTIAN PYRAMIDS, ROMAN WATER-PIPES AND GOTHIC CATHEDRALS, IT MADE ENTIRELY DIFFERENT HIKING TRIPS THAT PUT IN A SHADE ALL FORMER EXODUS PEOPLES AND CRUSADES

В общем, учи матчасть.
At least it was amusing.

Gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8 no h8

Finally, someone who truly understands the glory of communism.

The actual fuck did I just read?

No serious, what the actual fuck?

4853252

I ran some of the Communist Manifesto through google translate

...WTF?

"the sexy socialist soviet space probe"? Looks like I have no choise but to give it a read later.

4853252
Отличный перевод)

4854041

On a scale of 1 to 74, how turned on are you

I have no clue what I just read. But there's a saying that applies here:

"I don't know much about art, but I know what I like."

:rainbowlaugh:

I knew I was gonna like this as soon as I saw "delusionate". I love made-up words that sound like they should exist. :pinkiehappy:

Also, I know two things about moon rocks: pure poison, great portal conductors.

This is terrible. You should be ashamed of yourself!

4854020
That's a quick but boring way. I expected better from you.
You could have at least google translated it to chinese, then to ukrainian and only then to russian if you didn't want to just grab a paragraph from russian version.

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