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Things are getting a bit steamy in Luna's room...that is, until Discord interrupts. Repeatedly.

Written for The Second TwiLuna Contest.

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Poor Twily

Oh, come on! Surely you could've gotten Cady, Shiny, and ol' Tia to barge in like the perverts we all (secretly) know they are. :pinkiecrazy:

~The lizardman retracts his previous statement if a word limit was in place

Now we see what Discord does in his private time. :rainbowlaugh:

"OhmygoshLunaIloveyoutoonowjustkissme."

Best line of dialogue I've ever read. :raritywink:

you gained a watcher

Well... at least Spike, Shining Armor and / or Tia didn't walk in! :rainbowlaugh:

A bit short but really nice. :pinkiehappy:

Have a fave.

4406958
Yes. That would be hilarious.

"Not when said surprise is a trickster god of chaos videotaping me while I get it on with my marefriend."

I laughed so hard that my chest hurt right here.

"You want to videotape us having sex...so you can fap to it."

Same as the first one.:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

4409317 Discord, has some problems to sort out now. :rainbowlaugh:

This was hilarious!:rainbowlaugh:

Wait...on the couch?:twilightoops:

"...so you can fap to it."

"Yep." Discord said all too cheerfully.
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I tried to resist laughing. I failed. :rainbowlaugh:

Discord is a true man *fap fap faptaculare

Fucking TwiLuna bullshit, worst pairing ever. Go fuck yourself.

Now we just need a sequel where Twilight and Luna get back at Discord. Maybe videotaping him while he faps to a picture of Celestia while crying.

4411536 Oh no someone has a different opinion! Quick, tell them to go fuck themselves!


:facehoof:

4410947 What the fuck does that even mean here.

4413735
Um...funny story, good job? It was amusing? I enjoyed it? Cute and uplifting? Help yourself...

"Celestia discovered Discord sneaking away from your room. He's on the couch for three days, from what I've overheard.

:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::yay: is that some DisLestia I hear to go with the TwiLuna?

I think its a funny short fic. Well worth the read :scootangel:

4413812 It came off as kind of creepy...

4414150
Meh, fair enough, though that wasn't my intent.

4415423 What the...?
UNDERSTANDING IN THE INTERNET? BLASPHEMY!!!

For some inane reason I wanna see this dragged out more. Not quite to the point of painfulness, but close. :pinkiehappy:

im with azure. this could be even more awesome extended out. like discord's adventures in the attempt for fap material.

4415530 HOW'D YOU GET HERE?! YOU FOLLOWED ME HERE?! *feminine shriek* I NEED AN ADULT!!!

4421436 WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE I GO!!!
WHY AM I EVERYWHERE YOU GO!!!

4422535 I DON'T KNOW!!! ASK CHUCK NORRIS!!!

4422633 MEANWHILE, IN CHUCK NORRIS'S TARDIS/BOUNCE HOUSE/SUSHI PLACE/BLACK HOLE/LOVE SHACK/PRISON: *shrug*

4422782 CHUCK, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

4422911 Its a good thing I know your a... Well, a perv for want of a better word otherwise this would be awkward. Like when you see a friend at Mcdonald's and you're like "UHH... I'm only here for the tea... Yep... That is the reason that I came to this establishment..."

4423094 Can't view, weird computer.
What's it called?

4423154 Just copy the link location to the URL box.

4425332 No link. Besides, it can't run Youtube without freezing.

4416142
Same, and I burst out laughing when I saw the reason he was recording, so he could fap to it, right when he said, yep, I just lost it.

Turns out Blueblood was going to tell her about the 40 foot screen that had magically appeared in the throne room and was now playing a certain... situation.

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