I have a lot of friends and I make a lot of money, my rhymes are so sweet 'cuz I dip 'em in honey.
It's molting time in Equestria, and all the young ponies are ready to shed their tiny exoskeletons to make room for growth into adulthood. Unfortunately for Scootaloo, it also means she can no longer hide her darkest secret.
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I don't know what the hell is up with this fic, but I like it.
Shed... Their exoskeletons? By Luna's craters, it's one of these fics. It'll still get my up vote, but... Nevermind.
what the buck ?
oh mah god that was hilarious!
let this serve as a cautionary tale: veloceraptors could be anywhere, and anyone
to be on the safe side, never make friends with people
or talk to them
yeah
That was weird...but funny! Have a like and a proverbial cookie.
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Perhaps even I'm a velociraptor.
Perhaps you are.
4333521 truly, the velociraptor is within us all
Wat
4333521 Mother of God- THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!
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Yep. Just like in xkcd.
This is so stupid and random that I love it
... So that happened.
My name is Dictator Duck Dodgers and I approve of this story and its content.
Lol, I was pleasantly surprised. *clap* *clap*
What the... Lol! I don't know what to believe anymore!
Mmmmm....pork. Oh yeah. I'd kill for some pork and watermelon right now.
Let us hear Dinky's opinion on this.... thing.
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What a worthless opinion,
5173113 ... it's because she's blonde, isn't it?
More seriously, however, I really have no idea how to give any sort of meaningful critique to a crackfic of this magnitude, so I settled for expressing my confusion and wtf-ery in the form of .gif.
This is the funniest good random story ever.
of course the velociraptors then shed their exoskeletons, revealing themselves as tiny Celestias, which shed THEIR exoskeletons to reveal tinier phone booths, which shed THEIR exoskeletons to reveal fedora bacteria, which then shed THEIR exoskeleto-
tl;dr: Phone booths have exoskeletons
YOU'RE NOT SCOOTALOO!!!! YOU'RE ONE OF THE KUNG-FU CHANGELINGS ON THE RAMPAGE... 2!!!!!!
what?