MLP has been known for six best friends going through different adventures. What no one talks about is that original part of Applejack was played by a male. Things didn't work out after he impregnated half the cast.
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I gotta read this now!
Huh. Well, this explains why Jeff Bridges-pony is showing up so often. He does good background work.
Most amusing. Especially the role male Applejack was assigned to. Thank you for this, Hat.
Of course it was Braeburn!
I love this sort of subversion.
I'm going to quote sp00n once again.
EEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Oh god, that was very amusing. A nice read.
Oh my funny, that was so god!!!
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Praise god Breaburn!
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*am unsure if people understand my joke*
Huh.
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If you didn't have, like, thirty other ongoing series I'd ask for a sequel.
astounding
Pleasure to read, and I would welcome a follow-up!
These are cartoon ponies; they are not capable of having intercourse with other ponies. You sick fucks probably masturbate to this sort of stuff. You're a decent writer, so I'll turn a blind eye to this story.
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Ooooooh, I love you too!
+1
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These are cartoon ponies; they are not capable of having intercourse with other ponies.
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*Looks down*
With the power of penis and vagina combined, we can fuck everything!!!
Everyone
Hahahaha. That was brilliant!
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Always trust a jar full of lemons!
Sure, why not.
4268904 why is your avatar perfect for this comment?
4263648 I thought that was also Kootra?
4269840 Actually he does have a logical point. They are cartoon ponies, which mean they are incapable of having intercourse with other [real or cartoon] ponies [during the show's canonical events, if we're talking about other cartoon ponies].
With that said; I don't think people who jerk off to pony porn are sick fucks.
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>not sick fucks
I do.
You gotta embrace that shit.
Gods know I did.
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It would appear we have offended someone!
Good work everyone, the system works!
-finishes laughing at the ridiculous (the good kind) story-
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh my god. T-too much! Too funny!
-looks back at the status tag-
... Complete... Complete... COMPLETE?!?!
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CALM THE FUCK DOWN, LET ME FINISH THE STUFF I LIKE AND I MIGHT DO MORE!
If favs are 100+ I think that's enough people that want the story to continue. If not, it stays a happy little one shot.
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Carry on.
This pleases me....
(By the way, that was purposefully over-exaggerated, if that matters.)
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I figured.
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At least my acting wasn't totally transparent. Great story either way. I haven't seen anything like that.... pretty much ever aside from a few graphics.
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Hmm, I don't understand how. Here is a quote from somewhere, I can't remember.
"Trying to understand peoples' behavior is like trying to smell the color 9."
~someone
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Embrace it! I've made a story people like yet it pisses someone off enough to make them downvote not only the story, but every positive comment!
Hey fucker, if you're still out there, suck my
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That last bit is why I love you
4274579 Well, that's just an opinion. Though, now I'm curious, what is inherently wrong with masturbating to ponies?
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It's a pony, not a human. But I don't care, once down the rabbit hole, you can only go deeper
4274911 Hmmm. I see your point.
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I'm not saying you should stop! I'm not about to.
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Let us masturbate to ponies together!
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B-but I'm in public mane-san
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No! You will masturbate with honor, Sir hat-san
4275103 Well, I myself don't like it; so I can't stop what I haven't even started. I was just curious about your thought process. Honest.
Well said, old chap. Well said.
Goddammit Applejack, why do you always ruin everything?
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My thought process? Uh...
Oh hey...I like that...heh-heheheheheeh, I'm a sick fuck, and I'm so happy right now!
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i.imgur.com/BNeufNH.gif
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okay, so if
Then how ,exactly, did the cakes have twins.
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And further more, how did the pony race propagate itself without sexual intercourse?
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You done well.
4275621 I was speaking that with the knowledge that it is a cartoon in mind. Thus, sexual acts will never be outright stated/proved. Thus, sexual acts happening cannot be said to happen. They could come from spontaneous generation, for all we know.
And, again, it's a cartoon. Which means that they don't exist. Which means that they can't be observers of the universe.
4275583 Great story, done as well as all your stories!
But that gif man...
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Yes, but cartoons, unless otherwise demonstrated or explained, reflect the real world. Also, its not like the ponies have , say , a working communist communal. That can be allowed without question (at least not too much anyway). But sexual intercourse is a mainstay of mammals everywhere, so unless otherwise stated, ponies should replicate like all other known mammals. You need to prove they do not to say they do not, not prove they do.