Chapter 7
Remember Celestia’s lessons for effective leadership ✓
“PINKIE PIE! DO NOT MAKE ME CORK YOU!”
Twilight Sparkle’s voice rose about the sounds of chaos. Pinkie Pie continued to squirm, ponies continued to scream, and Frank N. Furter was eating another one of his brothers in full view of the panicking ponies.
Twilight studied her surroundings, trying to figure out her options. Pinkie Pie was too big to simply wink away. Too much mass.
A single droplet of urine fell from Pinkie Pie, the droplet large enough to fill a bathtub.
“TWILIGHT, IT IS SLIPPING!” Pinkie Pie said, nearly crying with pain and frustration. She was looking around now, panicked herself, not wanting to hurt anypony or flood the town.
“I’ve lost him!”
Twilight turned, hearing Rainbow Dash’s voice and nearly yelping. Rainbow sounded frantic, a mother looking for her foal. Twilight suspected Rainbow was actually looking for her draconequus.
Any second now, Rainbow Dash would discover the horrible truth. The horrible, awful, soul ripping truth. Twilight Sparkle felt a twinge of pity.
Twilight did the only thing she could think of. She teleported the seething mass of draconequus spawn out of town and then focused on the next task at hoof, Pinkie Pie.
“Trixie is here Sparkle! What do we do!”
Twilight nearly cried from relief upon hearing Trixie’s voice. She had no idea what to do, but it was still comforting. Twilight reached an awful conclusion.
“RUN EVERYPONY! FLEE THE TOWN!” Twilight’s magical voice reached even the far edges of Ponyville. “PINKIE PIE, TRY TO GIVE US A FEW MINUTES!”
Trixie snatched up her foals, shut the library door, and then she hightailed it out of town, Twilight Sparkle hot on her heels. This was a well practiced move for Trixie, something she had mastered.
Pinkie Pie was gnawing on her lip, her eyes crossed, her ears flapping back and forth. Beneath her, ponies were scrambling to flee the town. Another droplet escaped. Pinkie Pie’s Pinkie Sense was trying to tell her that Ponyville would never be the same.
Pegasi were swooping down now, helping ponies evacuate.
Pinkie Pie began to dribble slightly, causing the earth beneath her to flood. And then, Pinkie Pie had no choice but to let go…
Ponies cringed and waited for the end to come. Screams filled the streets. And Ponyville did not flood.
Pinkie Pie felt an uncomfortable damp sensation all around her backside and her nethers, and, looking backwards, she saw she was wearing what had to be the world’s largest diaper. It was stained yellow, and there were some dribbles and leaks, but it had contained the flood. Pinkie Pie pitied whomever was going to have to change it.
“Still got it!” Discord crowed, pumping his talon fist into the air and dancing around like the mad draconequus that he was. “Sorry Pinkie Pie, but humiliating you was the only way I could make my magic work. I just can’t go around saving Ponyville, my magic won't allow that, but I can humiliate a giant pink pony! Want a pacifier to add to your shame?”
Twilight Sparkle was quite surprised when Ponyville wasn’t flooded. She had been waiting a safe distance away, watching ponies pass, hovering above what she had hoped would be the waterline, and the flood never came. Flying back into town, it was easy to see why.
Pinkie Pie was wearing an enormous diaper. She also had a giant pacifier.
Remember to thank Discord later, just before you kill him for causing this ✓
Twilight Sparkle swooped to where she had teleported the seething mass of draconequus spawn, and she saw nothing, nothing at all. She scanned the area, and still found nothing. The riotous mass of draconequus spawn where gone, the survivor probably roaming the world, looking for siblings to devour.
Twilight wondered how to break this to Rainbow Dash.
There was a roar off in the distance, and the crackle of thunder. A large cloud had formed overhead and it started raining yellow mustard. Twilight shielded herself, protecting her plumage from the condiment precipitation.
Zecora felt a pang of sadness, she knew the draconequus would flee at some point. She loved it, but she had been prepared to let it go. Iron Will on the other hoof, was not prepared, and sat weeping, surrounded by his offspring. Two zebras with horns, and two zebra striped minotaurs. He took turns hugging them, letting them know how precious they were, too distraught to properly catchphrase.
“I am grateful for his time with us… I shall miss our draconequus.” Zecora said, scooping up a foal in her foreleg, and hugging it close.
Soarin’ stood watch over his foals, all four of them, the draconequus now gone. Rainbow Dash had gone after their bratty little draconequus, and even though it was a pain, they loved it as much as they loved their other foals.
“He’s gone.” Tutti Frutti sniffled and looked sad. She was a pure white pegasus with her mother’s rainbow mane and tail, named after her mother’s favourite ice cream flavour.
“He was a brat.” Soarin’ Dash said, a colt foal that took after his father, but had his mother’s hair.
“Still our little brother.” Blue Streak added, he was his mother’s shade of blue and had his father’s blue hair.
“I hope he’s okay.” Rainbow Taffy whispered. She was pink, rainbow haired, shy, and the draconequus had treated her the worst.
Soarin’ wrapped his wings around his foals protectively, pulling them all close, safe above Ponyville inside of Rainbow Dash’s cloud home.
Time Turner had suffered a timely revelation.
“Come on Derpy, pack up, we are leaving. Grab our foals, grab Dinky, grab Sparkler, and let’s go! We need to get out of here!” The Doctor turned and looked at the Tardis. Something inside was beeping and booping frantically. “Come on Derpy, I don’t know what is about to happen, but it is BIG! And we need to get to a safe vantage point to watch. I don’t want to miss this! Something miraculous is going to happen!”
Derpy hustled her four new foals into the blue Tardis, gave Dinky a shove, and smiled at Sparkler as she went through the door.
The Doctor trotted through the door, the door closed, and the Tardis vanished without a trace, making an odd noise as it did so.
The clock shop was now empty.
Over the city of Manehatten, it began to rain socks, all of them left socks, the socks coming from somewhere beyond a secret mirror known only to alicorns and a few ponies. Thunder crackled, the clouds were a delightful shade of plaid, and socks fell by the thousands.
Some were dirty, some were clean, but all of them were definitely left socks.
The city itself was a disaster zone, socks or no socks, entire blocks of buildings had been turned into gingerbread. Bridges had been turned into macaroni sculptures. A skyscraper had been turned into jello, and now wobbled alarmingly, rocking from side to side, to and fro.
A writhing mass of draconequus spawn had battled within the city, breaking down the fragile reality within the general area.
The battle was over, but the city was forever changed. Much of the streets had been turned into peanut brittle.
Canterlot Castle rose above the city of Canterlot, it had once been beautiful, now, it was a bright garish dayglow safety orange, with fluorescent green trim and a hideous pastel paisley print over the various roofs.
The upper class of Canterlot could not look upon their pride and joy without feeling violently ill. The city of Canterlot itself had become an indescribable nightmare of modern art deco mixed with psychedelic neoclassical style, accented by deep pile shag carpeting lining the streets. The city was in ruins, the fashion elite had fled the city, swearing to never return.
Shining Armor and Cadance exchanged a glance. Shining Armor was once again a pretty mare, and Cadance was once again a stallion, the parting gift of their fleeing draconequus offspring, before it had entered life or death combat with its siblings, seeking ultimate power.
The Crystal Empire was being hastily evacuated. All of the massive crystal structures had been turned into sodium deposits, and a massive rain storm was heading for the city. Pegasi worked furiously to try and turn back the rainclouds.
The draconequus responsible for this mess had shouted “Boom flavour baby!” before fleeing the city, having eaten all of its rivals.
Chaos covered the globe.
At home, in Ponyville, a family huddled together, waiting for the end to come as everything spiraled out of control all around them.
Spend as much time with family as possible ✓
Twilight Sparkle was grateful to be back inside the library. It was raining mustard outside. The windows and doors were locked, magically locked, and her family was all inside, safe and secure for the moment with her.
Twilight really wanted to see her friends one last time, but it just wasn’t safe outside. Her horn itched terribly, growing worse by the minute.
Hope seemed fleeting.
There was a lurch and the library tilted from side to side, the earth shaking violently. Twilight Sparkle hoped that Pinkie Pie would be alright and not fall over from the earthquake.
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I just realised that the cover image is based off of Wicked.
Why did I not see that.
o-o
why
why doesn't anything make sense
I'm joking this is hilarious! xD
So, is Discord the only Draconequi because he ate all his siblings? Is that why he's so powerful?
Also, the author's note has a reference to George of the Jungle!
I think that you meant plaid.
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Nice job.
...and this is Equestria on drugs.
Any questions?
Man, poor Rainbow Dash
mother fucker you stole my socks
...........Luna must be in absolute tears.
Five of her children just ate eachother.
And you made a George of the Jungle reference. I... I think I love you, in a non-homo sort of way...
Ah yes, saving Equestria by way of humiliation, wait, there you go Discord ol`boy, humiliate the spawns and beat `em that way
So that's how it was when Discord ruled Equestria, and now it's happening again *insert maniacal laughter here*
So, Dracoequuines reproduce by causing other races to birth them, then the dracoequuine yearlings start playing the Highlander Game and the last one left standing challenges the one who started this whole mess for total control over THE POWER OF CHAOS!
So waiting for "THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!"
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4276912
I think you may be on to something there
.....
After all... What father is not a master of humiliating their children?
Alright then.
That first story?
That was forgivable.
This story?
No.
You, my bad little pony, are going to march yourself down to pony hell and think about what you've written.
...Also, write the rest of it...
But once that's done, you need to repent. You are a bad pony and should feel bad for the badness you've done.
4276423
I'm wondering whether he's going to eat this next set that's coming along... He'd better start soon, while they're small...
4276714
12. Not 5.
12 guards, 60 eggs, 1 draconequus per clutch, 12 draconequus spawns.
Boom baby! Chaos!
But yeah, Luna's children became an all you care to eat chaos buffet.
4277644 I think all humor was lost the moment they started cannibalizing each other...
4277646
Wait it out... The apocalypse is coming. In the more classical sense of the word.
Do you see a dark or tragedy tag? No?
Well then, that implies a happy ending, right?
4277648 ... Yeah... No. These parents have a compulsion to love their young. All of them.
And then you have the oddballs eat each other. As of this point, I am calling bullshit and saying the comedy tag should be replaced with Dark.
For example, previous chapter. You wrote one child sociopathically, unprovoked, eating another... in front of that child's parent. It was played for laughs because it's Discord... but it wouldn't be so funny if Fluttershy witnessed it, would it?
Now it this, you described mass cannibalism, a massacre of self-genocide, as if it's supposed to be funny because of what was left in its wake.
I'm sorry, but children eating each other is. Not. Funny.
4277648 *cough* They say its in the journey, not just the destination... and so far, this journey is soul-crushing. See previous reply.
4277657
Read that part again. Read closely about Discord's reaction.
4277766 yes, he's horrified, but it's still. Played. For laughs. -_-
4277644 Even worse!
...She must be sobbing quite loudly..
4277778
Read the part about his jaw hitting the floor?
4277766 also, your "I didn't say" disclaimer falls flat when these creatures came from ponies and are biologically part-ponies, complete with heads of ponies.
And just because the outward Draconequi were born such doesn't mean the future spawn of the pony-children will be exempt from being or producing Draconequi. Simple genetics.
4277798 still. Not. Funny. -_-
4277810
Do you think dropping his own body part hurt him in any way?
4277819 him? No. And I will repeat this until you get it through your skull. Baby-eating. Is not. Funny. It's SICKENING!
4277833
Calm down.
Deep breaths.
If Discord's jaw hitting the floor didn't hurt him, perhaps this is a clue. Perhaps, you need to focus on other details. Perhaps the next chapter will be posted soon and everything will make perfect sense.
4277840 each time you attempt to justify it will just infuriate me more.
4277846
Then reject understanding and continue to wallow in ignorance. I cannot make that choice for you.
4277856 let me put it this way: At this point, these creatures surviving being digested would feel like a cop-out. You've emphasized the damage to such an extent.
However... I will laugh if Frank ends up a "Francine"...
4277840
Here: this will help you to battle the people over-reacting.
Did the Doctor get his Draconequus into the TARDIS? please say yes.
Kill all of the Draconequus, they make the world dull and boring!
4277846 Hey look its you again causing more trouble...
This is one of the strangest, weirdest, and freakiest stories I've ever read, but I can't look away either.
I have been a Whovian for longer than My Little Pony has existed, so my need to say this stems from that sole point.
It's T.A.R.D.I.S.! It's an anagram.
Time
And
Relative
Dimensions
In
Space.
Know it! Love IT! toplessrobot.com/tombaker-496.jpg
4382736 D isn't supposed to be plural.
All of the LOL's I actually managed to notice:
-And that's really all they care about. What a Shame.
-And I guess that means more fart.
4277800 Who said draconequi follow any logic, reasoning, or physics?
Twi and Trixie (And everyone else, for that matter) had no draconequi DNA and yet they all gave birth to one.
I'm having a really hard time remembering what all the foals look like!
