The extremely awesome, sexy, and strong Princess JumpingShinyFrogs (JSF) goes for a walk through Ponyville. The only problem is, she's so sexy and awesome that everyone wants to start trouble out of jealousy!
She's going to be kicking a lot of asses today.
I honestly could not tell you what was going through my head when I wrote this. Seriously. I've been sick, I fell asleep and suddenly this was in my Gdocs when I woke up.
Um...this is a satire? Yeah, let's go with that. Not to be taken seriously at all.
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*shurgs* Liked and fav.
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You write in your sleep? I have to try that.
Uh.... I'm just gonna back away slowly and pretend this never happened, lol
I can't even... Wahh?
I can take some interestingly random things but this sorta broke me.
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Did you know that cashews come from a fruit?
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4264689 Then my sickness-induced intention has succeeded.
"Princess JSF Goes for a Walk"
I was hoping this was on of those "main characters replaced with X vehicle" fics.
Now I have to find a story with Celestia replaced with a Joint Strike Fighter.
4267710 lol good job my friend
I haven't read this yet, but why aren't you an entity composed of frogs which shine and jump? That's way classier than an alicorn.
So... uh... how 'bout that sleep-writing, eh?
I lost, and I'm not even Scottish.
All hail our neon green Overprincess!
I feel seen :D
oh my god XD