"Damn." I grunted as Rainbow and I pulled into my driveway.
"What?" She asked, unaware of the problem that beat us home.
"My mom got home before us." I muttered with the thought of her seeing us return from school together. I parked the car and stepped out. "She doesn't know that you came with me."
"Will it be that big of a deal?" She cocked her head. "It's school. Not a bar."
I pondered this while I walked to the door while she hovered beside me with her wings. "I actually don't know. Just to be safe though, let me go first. I'll let you know when to come in."
"Fine." Rainbow begrudgingly obeyed. "It wouldn't even be a problem if you didn't live with your mom."
"Rainbow." I started. "I make seven twenty-five an hour, on the weekends. I don't get paid shit tons of money, yet." I told her.
"Yet?" She questioned.
"Do you not know how the school system works?" I asked her. "You go to school so you can get a job that doesn't suck ass, one that gives a hell of a lot more money. I'm planning on becoming an anesthesiologist." She just looked at me with a cocked head of confusion. "They make patients unconscious during a surgery. Seems pretty awesome. They gas them and then go off in the corner and play on their phone or something while getting paid two hundred grand a year... So almost like your job."
"Yeah, but you don't get that now, so what good does that do?" Rainbow snickered.
"Really? Can you just... Okay..." I waved my hand brushing off her negative comment as I walked through the front door while she waited outside.
"Jack? Is that you? I need to tell you something." My mother called from the living room. I walked in to see her with a sad expression, sitting on the couch. "Come here and sit down."
"What's going on?" I asked, taking a seat across from her.
"Rainbow Dash left." She revealed to me. "The ponies from where she came from came and took her back." WOW... "She's back where she is suppose to be and is happy there."
"That's weird." I said, completely serious. "Mainly because she's right outside the door." Rainbow must have been listening in on us, she chose that moment to enter the house.
"That never happened." Rainbow exclaimed.
"Oh." My mother just stared at her. "I thought that you ran away or something."
"You have a better chance that Will runs away before her." I remarked. "She's not some damn family puppy!"
"Plus if I end up leaving for some reason there's a good chance that Jack would come with me." Rainbow commented, looking up to me.
"Without a doubt." I brohoofed her.
"You would leave your family for her?" My mother asked, shocked.
"Well, I mean I would be happy about it. Probably." I hedged.
My mother just shook her head, smiling. She doesn't think I'm serious... She's sadly mistaken. "So where have you been all day while he was at school?" She stopped with the realization and turned to me. "Did you take her to the public school?" She started to build anger in her eyes. "I told you no!"
"She wanted to come!" I countered. "Surprisingly no one cared that much. Few people fainted... Weak people." I trailed off thinking about their falls and chuckled a little.
"I told you not to take her with you!" My mother hissed.
"She's actually a student now, starting tomorrow." I continued. "Rainbow's sighed up and everything. Is it wrong for her to get an education? That's preposterous!"
"Shut up! This is serious. Stop with all your shitty jokes." My mother growled. "They let her in the school the entire day?"
"Yeah." Rainbow joined in. "I was there the entire day."
"And they just let her register?" My mother questioned. "Why would they do that?"
"Track team." Rainbow stated.
"Track team?" She copied.
"They wanted her on the team because she's really fast." I explained. "The track team really sucks with the kind of kids that are on there now. So they accepted her with open arms!"
"They didn't care that you're a flying horse at all?" She asked.
"Pony." Rainbow corrected. "They said as long as I'm a student that I could race."
My mother laid down on the couch and thought about many different things. "So what? Is she going to go to college too and get a career?"
"I already have a job." She informed her. "And a house."
"Aren't you the same age as Jack, though?" She sat up again and looked at her, confused.
"About a year older?" She wasn't quite sure. I nodded with agreement. "Maybe less."
"But then how-"
"We do everything faster." She interrupted her question.
"If you'll excuse us, we have to plan out her first day of high school." I quickly scooped her up in my arm and lunged for the stairs before she could object.
"So what are we going to make if this is that last day we have it?" I asked Rainbow as she flopped down on my bed.
She scratched her chin with her hoof and pondered this query. "Random selection."
"How are we suppose to do that?" I questioned. "It's a book."
"Duh. Take a piece of paper and slide it between the pages so it covers up it's name and result." She told me.
"Oh, that could work!" I said excitedly as I grabbed the text while Rainbow was over my shoulder when I slid the paper in and opened it to a random page. I scanned through what we needed for it and the method of the brew. "Are all potions this simple to make? I mean damn, it bends the laws of physics and it only takes random crap we have around the house?"
"I know, it's pretty awesome." Rainbow studied the book right beside me.
I had assembled all the ingredients necessarily and was mixing them in a bowl while Rainbow was looking at the book. "Is there anything special we have to do like the last one?" I whined. "I don't want to spit this shit in your mouth again."
"Not really, no." She answered.
"Not really?" I recalled.
"You've made contact with it right?" Rainbow asked while I stirred it.
"Yeah, a little got on me. Why?" She dipped her hoof in the bowl slightly and brought it back out.
"It says that two or more beings must make contact with it." She informed me. "I want to look at it's name so badly... why do we need to touch it? It makes no sense!"
"It's a lot better then the last thing." I said as I filled up two cups with the new solution. And brought mine to my eye to observe the pink liquid splash around in the cup, fizzing. "Should be fun."
She grabbed her cup with both her hooves. "Aaaannnnnnnd GO!" She shouted before we chugged the two drinks. "That stuff is delicious!" She commented, smacking her lips together while I gagged.
"It tasted like frosting! Pure sugar just went down my throat." I choked out.
"You make it sound like that's a bad thing." Rainbow returned. "Feel anything?"
We sat in silence for a few seconds. "Nope." I reported. "I think we may have just gotten lucky with the first thing. That one was a lot more... Mystical. This one didn't evaporate in your mouth or anything, just tasted like some sort of sugar extract."
"Nah." She waved a hoof. "It just needs time to kick in."
I stepped out of the shower and got ready for bed. I put on my ragged sleepwear that I recently started wearing because we were sharing a bed. "I still think we should just go to your house, it's bullshit that we have to stay here." I pouted as I flopped down next to Dash.
"Meh, your house isn't terrible." She said with a smile. "Plus I think your family needs to get used to me anyway."
"What about your family?" I asked her. "I've never even seen them in the show before."
"They're pretty distant. They probably have heard of you by now." She said. "Not about our thing, but probably that I'm back with a human. Most Pegasi are distant with parents."
"Same with humans. We move out at around eighteen." I then remembered something else. "So does Fluttershy normally say things like that?"
"Not really, that was new to me too. I knew that she liked that kind of stuff, but I just didn't know how much..." She trailed off and shivered at the memory. She then developed a blush when another part of their conversation returned. "... So what do you think about the other thing she mentioned?"
I felt my face get hot too when I realized what she was getting at. "You mean when she asked about us having..." Rainbow nodded slowly. "Fluttershy's a little bit a perv... isn't she?"
"Tid-bit yeah." She agreed. "What do you think about it?"
"Sounds incredibly awkward and weird... But hell, so am I." I answered with a intensely red face.
"You would be fine with it?" She asked, cocking a brow.
"Yeah, I'm not saying I mount you right now. But eventually... Yeah sounds... Interesting..." I trailed off. ...And I'll be labeled as a horse-fucker forever. "What about you?"
"Same." She replied simply. "Another first for many things."
"For like twenty different things." I added. We leaned in, kissed, and then drifted off to sleep. "I was so sure that you would taste like Skittles."
"I still might." She grinned.
"That's naughty..." I snickered.
We both rustled while we woke up, letting the other know that we were up. "Morning, sleep well?" She asked, without opening her eyes.
"I did. For some reason my bed is just as soft as yours, even though you live in a cloud." We both opened our eyes slowly to see each other. I didn't see my mare friend, but a girl sharing my pillow. I was startled and fell out of my bed in shock, hitting my head on the floor. "What the hell?"
"What's going on!" The rainbow-haired girl shouted when I fell on the ground. "Jack? Is that you?"
"Wha- fuck yeah it's me!" I attempted to rub my head without success. I couldn't reach it for some reason with my fingers. Then I noticed that I was extremely pale, like a light shade of grey. I examined my body closer. Hoofs. HOOFS? The fuck? I looked like a male Derpy without the fucked up eyes. The girl in my bed sat up and flashed me with her chest, taking hold of my attention, moving my situation to the back-burner. "Whoa! Cover them bad boys up... If you want to... Rainbow?"
"Yes. It's me." Rainbow muttered. "What the hay are these things?" She poked her breasts.
"Surprisingly large boobs... You haven't noticed them on human women before?" I questioned her from the ground.
"No, why would I?" She asked, still prodding them. Then she realized what she was prodding with: A finger. "I have your weird tentacle things now!" She wailed.
"Fingers." I corrected before looking at my loss of. "I'm guessing I know what that crap did."
Almost timed, Will opened the door with a pre-loaded comment. "What position are you guys in this time-" He saw me on the ground, in pony form before observing topless Rainbow Dash in my bed. He was then stunned at her lack of clothing.
He just stood there, staring at her. She didn't know what was happening, but I did. "Cover those things up!" I told her, she quickly obeyed and brought the blanket over her. "They're too powerful..."
Will shook his head and snapped out of his daze. "So... What's this now?"
"Have to give the book back, picked a random potion for funsies, apparently turned me into a pony and turned her into a hot chick. Just woke up." I skimmed over.
"You're not that bod looking yourself." Rainbow eyed my new body. "You have incredible wings..." She murmured.
"My what?" I rolled over to see two symmetrical grey wings protruding out of my back, fully extended. "Holy crap!"
"She seems to really like what she sees..." Will cocked his head. "That's... Strange."
"I see him like you see me, I'm assuming." She said without breaking sight with my new wings.
"So Wings equal boobs?" Will asked, confused, Not being able to make the connection at all.
"More like penis to ponies." I corrected while reaching for the book. "How long is this going to last." I failed many attempts to pick the text up without the use of my fingers. "Hey Rainbow, can you help me with this?" She leaned over, still covering herself and picked the book up for me. "Thanks."
"You have no fingers and she has boobs..." Will rubbed his temples, trying to get his mind around this thought. "So many things are wrong right now."
Rainbow flipped back to the page we had open yesterday and turned it so I could see it too. "It says it only works for a day, that's convenient." Rainbow reported.
"You seem way too comfortable around her while she's naked." Will commented, eyeing both of us suspiciously.
"I'm always naked." She reminded him.
"Yeah, but now it actually matters!" He shouted. "You have woman parts now!"
"While we're on that topic, where the hell is my dick!" I spread my legs to reveal nothing.
"You're not a male anymore!" Will laughed. "That's hilarious!" Rainbow Dash whispered something in my ear that fixed the problem. "Sick!" Will said, disgusted and continued down the hall, leaving us.
"You could have waited until I wasn't displaying myself... You just saw it, didn't you." I quickly covered myself before realizing that it already fixed itself again.
"My plan worked perfectly." She snickered while she sat up and threw her legs off the side of the bed. I blushed upon seeing... Everything. I rolled over to kick the door closed. "What?"
"You actually do need clothes now." I observed. "Props, though. Props."
"Are you saying that I didn't look good before?" She questioned, angry.
"No- I was just- I mean-" I stammered, trying to pick to right words carefully. "It's different."
"I know, I'm messin' with you." She giggled. "Same with you, though. Those are some nice, nice wings you got there."
"What's with pegasi and wings?" I asked, curious.
"What's with humans and boobs?" She returned, remembering how Will and I reacted.
"Point taken." I stood up with my new legs and relished in the feeling. "Is this what you feel like all the time when you just stand? No wander why all ponies are so damn happy! I could fall asleep like this." Even though I was standing on all fours, it felt like I was still in my bed. "You try standing."
"What do you talking about-" Rainbow's attempt to stand resulted in her toppling over on me. There was no trace of grey on my face at that point. "How the hay do you manage to do that all day?"
"We have some balance." I remarked. "Are- Are you petting my wings?" I turned my head around to a mesmerized Rainbow.
"What? No!" She said defensively. "Com'on we got to go to school!"
"What? Why?" I shouted back to her. "I'm a fucking pony! And you can't even stand! I'm too damn short to work the car!"
"We could always telepor- never-mind." She stopped herself.
"You forgot what it looks like again?" I asked, with a half lid expression.
"Yup." She answered. "I get hopped up on Redbull and I have no idea where I'm going, as long as I go fast..."
"So we're definitely not going." I summed up.
"I could drive." Rainbow Dash suggested.
I stopped and looked at her, looked straight in her eyes for any sign of a joke. "No you can't."
"Sure I can! I've watched you drive! It doesn't seem that hard."
"You're not driving my car." I shot the idea down. "You can't even walk there."
Rainbow got a expression of determination as she pushed off the ground and slowly crawled to her feet. "See?" She waved her arms, trying to balance.
"Oh really?" I challenged. "Walk to the door." She narrowed her eyes and slowly slid her foot across the carpet before breaking into laughter. "Human feet are pretty sensitive. Might want to pick your new feet up. She used the dresser to help her reach the door handle, and turned around with a victorious smirk. "I'm still going to have a way easier day then you. Here, put some clothes on before Will falls down the stairs or something." I tried to open the closet door. I couldn't wrap my finger-less hoof around the handle. "Maybe not." I sighed.
"I think I'm getting the hang of this." She reported while walking across the room with her arms out to her side for balance, to help me with the door. "You aren't jealous of Will looking at me like that?"
I'ma hit him in the balls while he's sleeping tonight. "Maybe a little." I admitted. "It's Will, though. I'm not exactly jealous of his love handles. If you were getting into it then it would be different. Try this on, I feel really awkward seeing you completely naked." I tossed her a pair of boxers, grey sweat pants, and my blue hoodie.
"Are these clean?" She asked, sniffing them.
"Like you care?" I remarked. She shrugged and slipped while trying to slip on the boxers. She landed on her ass on the floor. "Are you alright?" I asked, adverting my eyes from her womanhood.
"Yeah, I'm fine. This just feels so weird, being new to a body." She whined. "It's like I'm Bambi." We watched sooo many movies on Sunday. She used her time on the floor to put on the underwear and pants, I then helped her back up to her feet. "These wings..." She felt the feathers while she lifted herself up and blushed. "I was thinking about our talk from last night..."
"Are these things really that nice?" I grinned.
"There's not many stallions in Cloudsdale with a pair of decent wings, then there's yours..." She trailed off, staring at them. Damn... She really likes wings. I can't tell the difference from hers and mine besides mine are grey.
"You're fast at everything you do, aren't you?" I laughed. "We've known each other for less then a week and you're already down for that?"
"Is that a no?" She frowned, her face just as red as mine.
"If I said no to a girl as hot as you are I'd feel really gay." I told her. "But if you want to go to school then we have to leave now. What do you want? Sex or the first day of school?"
"I can't take this serious at all." Rainbow chuckled. "I think inter-species relations should be taken a bit more seriously."
"Meh, it probably will when it comes to that." I replied. "We've seen each other naked already, I'm pretty sure that's why."
"I don't see why we can't do both, though?" She proposed.
I stopped and cocked my head. "Are you saying do it at school?"
"Wha- No! I mean after school." She snickered. "You idiot."
"Maybe you should be clearer then." I commented. "By the way, It doesn't bother you that you have no wings, therefore unable to fly?"
"WHAT?" She whipped her head around to see nothing poking out the back of her hoodie. "I can't fly!"
"That's what I said, yes." I confirmed. "Does that mean I can fly? That's awesome!"
"I have no wings!" She repeated. "I'm... Grounded."
"Yes. But... But... You have boobs." I reminded her. "I think it was a good trade."
"These things are worth the gift of flight?" She barked at me.
"I'm not quite sure... From observing I would say so." I stared at her chest, blatantly. Every time someone drew her as a human they would always give her small boobs... Completely uneducated.
"Wings." I stopped her.
She sighed. "Let's get you into the air." She said, wobbling to the door.
"Get on." I presented my back to her. "I'm a lot more comfortable in this body then you are. Don't want you dying on the stairs, do we?" She hopped on and I trotted down the hall and stairs while she stroked my wings. "I feel fancy for some reason with my trot."
"What are you two doing?" My bother stopped us out the door.
"I'm going to teach Jack to fly." She stated.
Will had a fit of laughter. "Oh, this is going to be funny." He followed us with a slight pout. "You got some clothes... That make you look like a slob."
"I'll take a girl in sweatpants and a hoodie over a girl in a dress any day." I commented as she hopped off my back.
"You're relationship seems... Weird in many different ways." Will muttered.
"It's about to get a whole lot weirder tonight." Rainbow mumbled. "Okay, so stand in a open spot in the yard and concentrate on them. Try and visualize a bird in flight, it'll help you."
"You are so very wise, sensei." Will said sarcastically. "Don't forget to wax on wax off!" He called to me.
I painted the image of a seagull flying over the ocean in my mind. Soaring over the salty waves of the sea. I tried to utilize the muscles in the wings, it was extremely difficult just to get them to fap once. After ten minuets of trying, I managed to lift myself off the ground just enough to fall on my face. Getting a concerned and a taunting reaction simultaneously.
"You're so graceful!" Will remarked. I tried to give him the finger, but then pouted when I remembered that I had no fingers.
"Are you okay?" Rainbow asked through snickers.
"I'm fine, I'll learn later." I gave up for now. "Will, you have to drive us."
"I'm not driving you, ass." He laughed even harder at the thought of helping us before walking back inside.
"I can drive us!" Rainbow shouted.
"You can't!" I disagreed.
"Jack, please. Trust me." She pleaded.
"Fine." I sighed.
"Okay, first put the key in the ignition." I instructed from the passenger seat. Rainbow seemed like that excited teen to just get her learners permit.
"Alright..." She started the car simple enough.
"Put it in reverse." She did as I said. "Now slowly and gently press down on the gas peddle." Rainbow disregarded two aspects of that statement as we whipped our heads forward while she backed out into the yard. "BRAKES!"
Whiplash just about snapped our necks. "That wasn't that bad..."
"You took out a chair and you haven't even gone forward yet... we're going to die in here." I shook with fear.
"At least you're going to die happy." She returned, referencing my extended wings.
"I enjoy your company, this is true." I stated. "Just try and not to crash please."
"I won't. I've watched you drive before, I know what to do." She reassured while putting it into drive. It started to roll back onto the driveway and closed in on the road. Oh, god. "How long does it normally take you to drive to school?"
"About twenty minuets." I answered. "You can take forty, though. I like the use of my legs."
These power-outages are a real bitch...
Anyway, leave your comment below if you think they should go through with their plans for the night. If I end up doing it then It will be more serious then how they were taking about it. I could go either way, though. If I do, it won't be descriptive. As in, it won't be a clop thing, just a off screen type of thing.