"Ultra Ultimate Equestrian Wrestling Entertainment," a dream come true for its creator and all-time announcer extraordinaire, announcer PE. M. The event is viewed by thousands across Equestria, either live in all its splendor in "The Stadium" or via TV. Ponies look on as mares push their bodies to the very limit, vying for the thrill of the sport and the sweet chance at fifty thousand bits.

A little unicorn can't get enough, tuning in every night when she can. Her pegasus mother views it as weird, yet enjoys the time next to her daughter. With her usual badluck at her side, Derpy will be thrust into the spotlight.

The wait is over, fillies and gentle colts. Are you ready, for Ultra Ultimate Equestrian Wrestling Entertainment?!

A/N: This story takes place a few years before Derpy Delivers A Pizza, but readers don't have to read that story as this one is its own story. Also, this story will be a similar format where it's a 3 day writing exercise for me. I have 3 days to come up with an idea then refine it before posting. Chapter updates will be sporadic at times, giving a heads up.