A canon part of the PonyEarthVerse.
Added to Twilight's Library on 12/4/2014.
I knew I should've called in today. I wasn't sick, but at least I would've avoided all of this mess. One moment I was making myself comfortable during my lunch break for some off the clock zzz's; the next, I'm a blue stallion background pony trapped in a kennel and robbed of my personal effects.
You say you've heard this song before? Care to hum me a few bars?
EDIT: Awesome new cover provided by JazzyQ
Extra Character Tag: Batpony.
Chapters (14)
Well, this is a rather interesting story, I wouldn't usually read these sort of storys. But you have managed to get my interest. The starting was a bit hard to follow but then I got into the run of it, anyway good story!
4248223 Well, thanks! I'm glad you liked it!
Go on
4273178 Doing so.
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4273906 A Double Yay!
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And you've earned 'em both. It may have been difficult to understand at first but it was a good read none the less
Jeez pone, never shout for help when you wake up inside a cage. Nobody puts you in a cage then leaves you within hearing range of a friendly police station. The best you could do is alert your captors, and if you're going to do that then there are a lot funner things to shout at the top of your lungs than "help". It's a good thing nobody heard that!
4280828 I think he'll remember that for next time. Thanks.
What!?!
Elite beat agents title reference for the chapter... and an E.B.A. reference in the story... you have definitely got me interested sir!
4284700 Finally, someone gets it!
4284152 Enjoying this turn in the story?
This is the weirdest prison.
Is... is he in Superjail
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Indeed
I'm not sure how I feel about you using Discord as such a pivitol story element without consulting me. It just means your story won't be canon anytime soon but it won't effect your story.
4298008 OH, SHOOT! You're right! I'm sorry. I'm still really new to this. I forgot to even bring him up. I'll go ahead and tweak that last part of chapter 5, and then I'll be in the IRC to hopefully work this out with y'all if I can.
Your stories won't be canon until the show itself copies them. Don't worry about canon.
That being said, Discord is a literal deux ex machina, and shouldn't be used much in this story, or any story, even the original ones. However, this story has not yet involved Discord at all, so again you have nothing to worry about.
It might be hard to convince the other authors to agree to include walking skyscrapers in their fics.
4301784 I'm referring to canon for the pony earth verse group this story is part of. I run that group.
4301784 I originally did have an, admittedly slapped-on ending to the chapter that used Discord without permission from the admins organizing the PonyEarthVerse.
Also, the top of the skyscraper is just shifting in the wind, not walking around.
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The poor skyscraper...
Don't worry, just think happy thoughts
I think things just got very interesting...
4345466 Well, if you remember, Danny isn't the only person we've been following in this story. Now that this little arc about him has come to a close, it's time to shift our focus to another perspective for the next arc, after a little break of course. Don't worry, we won't be leaving these two alone, but this story isn't just about them.
4345466 Oh, but you were just reacting to that line in particular, not actually asking me that question.
Uh, oops!
Yay
he finally met the pony he became
4347971 Yeah, it is about time that happened. After the next Interlude chapter, we won't be seeing him for a bit, though.
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4359313 Yup! I claimed Cheese Sandwich on the PEV Group list specifically for this guy.
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That'll be... Amusing
I'd try a ponyearthverse but started a new fic earlier this week
Yup they're boned.
Nice cover art
4399466 Tell that to the artist! I put the link to his profile in the description. Just to be clear, let me reiterate: I did not draw the cover art for this story.
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And I didn't vector the one I put on the PonyEarthVerse one I just released
i'm not sure if the italic paragraphs at the end was intentional or not... but if it wasn't you miiiight wanna fix it. otherwise great chapter.
4487686 Fixed! Thanks a bunch.
Failed a Spot Check, I did.
YES EXORCISE THE BATPONE FROM HIM WITH YOUR RUBBER CHICKEN
THE POWER OF CHEESE COMPELS YOU
THE POWER OF CHEESE COMPELS YOU
4495055 My reaction to your comment:
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I need to step up my game
But im going for the more silly route for my PEV fic
4521815 You can have drama
and silliness !
It's all in how you 
it!
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I have a plan for my main Character to get chased by a hoard of kindergarteners when he goes to pick up his neice from school
And he escapes by hiding in a tree
A pretty intriguing start.
I look forward to reading more.
The way you have the chapters structured threw me off for a bit, but now that I get it, I like the angle that you're taking with this a lot.
I'm not entirely sure what just happened, but I like it.
4542657 I'm glad you're enjoying the story so far.