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Pickleless
A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.
Pickleless
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What..... What the hell just happened.
Odd, and enjoyable.
Yes. All of this. Up thumbs for you.
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Rather enjoyable, though, even if it was rather WTF worthy.
You motherbucker you traumatized poor Scootaloo.
OH COME ON.
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I'm with ya buddy...
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Eh, she got better.
Somehow.
Oh this is just full of 'lol'
You should've had some sort of crash in with twi wound up in one of her friend
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You know, oddly enough, I somehow got the idea of Twilight growing a penis that didn't end in sex, nor did sex ever come to mind until after I finished writing it.
I know, it's crazy.
Okay, what the fuck.
Oh my goodness. If your erection persists for more that four hours, see a doctor?
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If that really even is an erection. Or a penis. All you're really told is she can feel it.
Um.......... ok?
4174870 Was it really just her leg going numb because of staying in bed so long?
I found myself giggling like an idiot throughout. Well done.
I have no idea, but this is just funny as hell.
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I was mostly just saying that to be a dick.
Honestly though, although it is just a penis, I never did clarify it was a penis, so you could believe whatever you want.
Magic Penis... Two words that go somewhat well together...
4175514 Where's no. 3?
Made my day.
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Inside our hearts. We just have to look deep enough.
WTF did I just read?! And why am I about to like and fav this story?!
4176209 Because patchwork meat banana.
I found this to be more retarded and senseless than a Garry's Mod video.
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Eeyup.
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Are we to expect this to continue?
This has made my day. 10/10 Moustaches.
This has made my day. 10/10 Mustaches.
I could've done without the Dash abuse myself
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If it makes you feel any better she was chosen at random.
4178362 That doesn't really help. It's not so much who it's done to as much as that it's done in the first place. Being hit with the bed is okay, that's no worse than Twilight getting an anvil and piano dropped on her head. It's the direct results that killed it for me.
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*Shrugs*
I deleted my Skyrim account, 200+ hours gone, and this cheered me up. Seriously this actually turned my entire day around!
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Awesome! Sorry to hear about your account. I hope things get better with that.
I'm just gonna call this one a win.
GENIUS!!!!!!!!
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Did you take inspiration from Garry's mod, by chance? Either way, I laughed my dick off.
For Ponyville, it was the day that signaled the end of life as they knew it.
For Celestia, it was Tuesday.
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What is with those mares anyway? Celestia woke up with a boner too and you don't see HER whining about it.
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Yeah now I just need to regain 67 levels, rejoin the thieves guild, become archmage of winterhold, become a nightengale, beat the main storyline, kill everybody in Markarth, find all the Crimson Ninroot, and complete 40 other miscellaneous quests and I'll be back in business! Shouldn't take to long...
4180024HEY, NOW YOU GET THE EXPERIENCE THE WHOLE GAME ALL OVER AGAIN RIGHT?!? HAHAHAHA-Buy an Oculus Rift, be inside skyrim while you redo it all.
4180024 My original save files for both Pokemon Gold and Silver were corrupted last week. Through trades, I had gotten every pokemon in the game including Celebi (it took forever to find someone with the Japanese version of Crystal that was at the event.) On top of that, it was part of my childhood. What I'm saying is that I feel your pain.
Oh my god. It's too funny! I've lost my sides over this, thanks a lot!
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*All the pokemon.*
Oh.
Ohhhhhh.
Ohhhh that hurts to imagine.
It's like those mornings when you wake up a bit late and you're in a rush to get ready, but you can't, because you've got a persistent boner.
... Walking out the house, bending a bit, pushing your coat down through the pockets to try and cover yourself, lol.
If anyone ever has this problem, take it from an expert, and just tuck it into your belt loop. Trust me.
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Great once the Facebook ads stop playing inside the Oculus I'll get right on that!
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I've restarted Pokémon games so many times those don't even phase me. I can get everything I lost back in a Pokémon within 8 or 9 hours. Skyrim though... I have to find all 24 of those stupid stone things again and I only remember were 3 are... all I know is that every single stone I found was on accident and I refuse to use walk throughs to find them again!