Winona just went into heat. Most of Ponyville's dogs are following Apple Bloom around. The Crusaders see no correlation between those two events. None whatsoever.
But as long as there's a fresh chance to earn a mark, who cares about cause and effect? And consequences? Oh, those never happen.
Well, certainly not because of anything the Crusaders do
Ever.
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I am crying. I have literally laughed myself into excruciating pain XD
You may have gone a touch too far with this one, but it was still funny.
It was obvious from about 1500 words in what was going to happen. Painfully obvious.
It's like watching a train wreck. One has already seen the inevitability of the outcome, so there's nothing to do but sit back and watch the disaster unfold.
Is it possible for the cutie mark crusaders to get cutie marks in obliviousness? Because that would be awesome.
Your comedies are a thing of beauty. I'm really happy you started doing more of 'em
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I know... I kept turning the dial on this one. I think it has to do with the way I've treated the CMC when they're background characters. Individually, they can have that rare moment of very temporary clarity. But as a group -- no.
Basically, my subconscious wasn't going to do this unless they had the collective logic of a freshly-concussed goldfish and the learning ability of the fishbowl. Or to paraphrase a certain high-ranking military official, "STOOPID! THEY ARE ALL MADE OF STOOPID!"
...okay, maybe not quite that far. But kids can be dumb. Damn dumb. And if there's anything the CMC does as a group, it's kick each other's IQs into the basement.
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Have you seen Applejack's "invisible mark" theory?
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Oh, I completely agree. I don't think it's so much their level of obliviousness so much as how far you took the screw-ups. The sled? Sure. The meat? Okay. The dogs? Not a question. Opal? Of course. The toxic cloud? That, I'm not so sure about.
I love the warmth of your prose. Well done, fantastic read.
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No, I don't think I have. Or maybe. I don't remember.
Sheesh. No wonder the Crusaders released Discord. The sheer concentrated denial of reality must have caused the various seals to lapse into nonexistence for a moment.
Some day those three are going to look back on this and groan at their own stupidity. But then, who among us can't say the same of our youth?
Also, I hope Mr. Flankington got some of the flak. The Crusaders may have caused the biohazard (at least, according to such dubious, arbirary sources as causality,) but he supplied the materials.
In any case, thank you for another excellent story.
I think I hurt something laughing...
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> Is it possible for the cutie mark crusaders to get cutie marks in obliviousness?
I posit that they already have.
This is probably similar to the "invisible mark" theory 4144450 mentioned; but the mark is explicitly not invisible. They just can't notice it, by definition, because that's the thing they're very best at. And of course they can't earn their cutie marks if they already have one …
Why haven't we, the viewers, seen it? Unreliable narration. The show is actually told from the POV of the CMC.
Why doesn't anyone else comment on their marks? They do, but the CMC refuse to acknowledge it (see "unreliable narration," above).
This made me realize that maybe "Twilight Time" came about as an attempt by the adults to trick the CMC into actually getting their cutie marks the normal way.
"HAZMAT Equestria.
70 days since last biohazard incident."Loved the story.
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The "invisible mark" idea first (briefly) appeared in Triptych and got an expansion in Pinkie Pie vs. The Soufflé. The following quote is from the latter.
This is not a theory which a pony comes up with after a good day.
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But what would the cutie mark for deliberate, self-inflicted permanent reality-blinding obliviousness look like?
(Insert political party symbol here.)
You know, the CMC really should do more research into how ponies get their marks...
Self-enforced stupidity indeed
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Of course if it manifasts as this worry
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Are you trying to kill us all through laughter, Estee? If one could die from jaw-dropping hilarity, I would be dead several times over.
OMC! I'm dead tired, been up all day, and hungry. But I couldn't stop reading this once I started. It was a hilarious on so many levels. Although I'm sad that we didn't get a , "Thank you Scootaloo!" Here. How many fics does that saying pop up in anyways?
Assuming the invisible mark of chaos isn't correct, I've got my money on collateral damage cutie marks. What does a collateral damage cutie mark look like anyways?
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Hey, I wrote a review for this story. In case you are interested, it can be found here.
Overall, I disliked the story. While I liked the premise, the set-up, and the pay-off, the writing style brought me out of it completely. Certainly not my cup of tea.
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*pitches another knuckleball*
And of course, the alternative to what they're doing right now is admitting that they've ruined their reputations by pounding sand in a rat-hole because they were too stupid to listen. Children really don't like to have to apologize because they see it as a humiliation. Granted, none of the CMC have taken as far as Bart "If I ever apologize even once, I'll be forced to apologize for shit I didn't actually do because that's how it works" Simpson but they're getting there.
The interesting thing about these three is that their being made of stupid is something of a universal constant. The latest IDW Annual has the humanoid versions using a stupid screen name to stupidly turn people against Sunset Shimmer because a stupid ringleader convinced a stupid blowhard and a stupid wuss that it was right and just that it happen.
My theory is that Scootaloo is destined to be the Equestrian Evel Knievel. Possibly she's going to jump multiple, consecutive gorges, through multiple flaming hoops. It will be glorious.
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But then she tries to jump the fountain at Las Pegasus... It is a dark day indeed.
Hmm, on the one hand I really liked the slow build up, but ... the CMC ... argh the CMC. On the other hand I started to feel a lot like Bobbi Brassie before therapy the more I read.
I almost feel like this deserves a sad tag ... all that self delusion was painful to read about.
And this story just becomes Hilarious in Hindsight, with Crusaders of the Lost Mark.
Also:
That is my favorite segment of the entire story.
I reviewed this story as part of Read It Later Reviews #69.
My review can be found here.
Throughout, I've been alternating between and .
Mainly .
Good work encapsulating the chaos incarnate that is the CMC.
The idiocy of the CMC in a nutshell.
I'm not entirely convinced that was necessary.
Somepony needs to sit down with these three and explain the words responsibility and consequences. Especially Scootaloo.
I get the feeling that in this ‘verse, Scootaloo hasn’t earned her cutie mark because she’s destined to die before she gets it, almost certainly because she was doing something phenomenally stupid trying to earn it.
“C-Cutie Mark *sniff* Crusaders... f-funeral planners... *SOB!*”
Seriously though, I actually hate the crusaders in this story because they’re so selfish and idiotic. I know they were pretty bad in the show, but most of what they did only ever hurt themselves.
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You can fool all the people some of the time & some of the people all the time. BUT you can't fool Scootaloo, she never pays attention
I love going back to your older stories , but the huge lines of dashes kills my text to speech.
You pump faked me several times and made me guess the wrong disaster. Good on ya!
That does seem to be how it works.
An absurdist, Looney Tunes-style escalation of the Crusaders' usual antics (and setting the tone for how they're perceived in the later entries of the Continuum), this story does a good job showing just how the dominoes are falling without letting its characters in on it. Dwells a bit long on universe exposition, but watching the Crusaders' logic constantly find new tracks to derail from makes this a fun ride.