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Slendermare
Call me Slendy, or Slendermare. I really don't care.
Slendermare
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Sad face
4194219 Epic sad face.
I wrote this in, like, 45 minutes to an hour. Same time frame as
In The End
4194226 Is this gonna tie into the.....suprise story?
4194232 Maybe, maybe not.
Depends on the weather, and the day of the week.
4194245 ......How would that interfere with your plans?
Nyx- I dun know why it would.
4194248 Are you seriously going to question my logic? Because if so, it's a dark, twisting path that nobody should ever have to endure.
4194253 I question all logic I am one of the few fourth wall breaking ponies.
Slendermare, your stories continue to amaze me,and this one is no exception. Give us more please, more heart wrenching stories.
4194273 Your kidding me, right?
My stories suck horribly.
4194256 I created the fourth wall.
4194288 You may think that but 50 of us think the complete opposite my overly tall white furred friend. ;3
4194307 Ok, but if you end up dying of horrible stories, it's most likely my fault.
Or if you take my pages.
Ha, slender joke.
4194331 I hope you know I have all of the pages already Slendermare. Come and get me, if you can.
4194342 That explains a lot.
And I already have caught you, this is a figment of your near dead comatose state imagination.
4194362 I'm pretty sure you haven't found my secret underground bunker located under your house, and due to that fact I am still very much alive. :D
4194367 You wont be for long, as I am now in the bunker.
4194372 Don't you turn into princess molestia now Slendermare, that'd be absolutely creepy.
4194380 If I had eyes, I'd roll them. But i don't so I'll just facehoof and take the pages.
*grabs my pages*
4194410 Hey, gimme those back! I stole those fair and square from your forest!
4194416 Hey, I only put them on the trees because I didn't have a fridge. My sister drew those in flight camp. She's going to take the flight test soon...
4194432 Too bad! *takes the pages back and runs off laughing like a maniac*.
4194443 Come ON!!!
*Calls sister* Hey, Dementia, I was wondering if you can do me a little favor.
What is it?
Well, theres this one pony that keeps stealing the pages that you drew.
Do you want me to draw you some more?
No, no. Just pay him a visit, please.
Got it sis, I'll be there soon.
Thanks.
You, sir, are majorly screwed.
4194475 Oh fuck
*begins flying back to you and drops the pages on your back* I'm outta here! *flies away laughing like a madpony* 
4194483 Don't think your getting out of this. She's already on her way, and although she isn't a unicorn like moi, she's great at tracking. She has trophies from the
ponieswild, legal game that she would hunt to the ends of Equestria for.4194506 Not gonna get me! *dissapears into the clouds and vanishes from view*
4194512 Wow, he actually thinks he can escape! Oh, this will be fun. Man, I was trained by Discord himself, and then I turned him even more insane than he was to begin with.
4194530 You realize I am the quickest pony to lose rainbow dash! *hides inside a cloud, my white coat blending my in perfectly*
4194536 And you do realize that I'm the most insane pony in existence? And that I can cause dementia too? Well, at least that's what my cutie mark says. *Is inside cloud next to you, and pokes you. Then I laugh like the psychopath I am. Also, she has no face, but does have a mouth* You wanna race?
4194580
I just came here to read the comments.
4194631 Does it have a big red button?
4194649 Meh, a big red button would make it better.
4194743 Still not as good as a big red button. Especially if it results in world domination.
4194758 Meh, I've seen worse.
4194562 I'm not sure racing is a good idea, and hello *throws hooves around Dementia, hugging her before flying off*
4194883 Good point.
4195433 Allons-y!
4198318 *flies back at Dementia and hugs her again* Hai~ I'm Dieu, wanna be friends?
4198850 Sure! Hey, wanna prank my sister?
4198938 What're we gonna do to her, I don't want to ruin her writing. That'd just be wrong. ;3; *Continues hugging Dementia as the conversation happens*
4198951 Well, messing with her pages usually works, but then she might rage about. Besides, you already have them. Let's see, hmm... There's a few different things, what do you think we should do to prank her?
4199012 Let's do something she wont expect, no doubt she expected this scenario to play out due to how I act around others, the prank will be, something nice.
*The hug continues* Oh yeah, I'm going to hug you until you hug me back. o3o 
4199035 *hugs back* Hmm, something she wont expect... Well, she has really good foresight... Well, the Mane Six are in debt to me...
4199087 Her foresight wont foresee this coming, trust me. o3o
*continues hugging despite what I said earlier*
4199100 (I'm lost, what are we gonna do?
)
4199111 ( gonna get you a fridge for the pages o3o )
4199115 (Ahh, got it.
)
Ok,, lets get going then.
4199146 *finally breaks the hug* I love hugs, beware, I hug a LOT.
*closes wings and jumps out of the cloud, plummeting towards the ground at a dangerous speed before opening my wings and using the momentum to fly towards the bank*
4199180 *follows* Really? Hug are cool, although my talent is more for causing insanity.
4199199 Also, don't look at my flank, it's blank and I'm a full grown stallion. I wonder why I still haven't found what my true path is yet...
4199211 It's cool, I don't judge. Hey, maybe your talent is so awesome that it can't be expressed in a cutie mark.
4199275 Maybe... Or maybe I don't have a talent, that's what everyone else says, it hurts when I hear people say that...