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After battling his arch nemesis Toxin, Razor Fist is sent through an interdimensional rift and lands smack dab right in the middle of Equestria.. Ponyville to be exact because when bad/weird sh** happens in Equestria it happens in Ponyville...I swear it's like Gravity Falls, Oregon. Anyway, this is his fun filled weekend in Equestria and he may learn that there are worse things than prison.

Author's Note:
Razor Fist may be one of the crappiest villains in the Marvel Universe and as for why, the guy has machetes for hands... which may sound cool on paper till you start to really think about it.


So yeah, enjoy. Inspired by We Remember Everything by Thunderscourge

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I agree, machetes for hands would be badass for a serial killer in a slasher film, but for a comic book villain, just weak.:facehoof:

4121309

Every universe needs that Z-list ridiculousness.

4121309 How does one use the bathroom with machetes for hands? Edward Scissorhands at least had some flexible appendages… By the way, EMMA STONE? Dude, you really know hot to pick 'em!

"I am the dark lord of the underworld Razor Fist!"

Rainbow looked at him for a second before bursting into laughter. "Um... Flavor Fist, lord of the under whore?"

"No, you dumb bitch, it's RAZOR FIST!"

"That sounds painful, whatever your kinks are fine as long as foals aren't around. Different strokes for different folks."

"I am not a hooker."

"Really? I just thought with the gimp mask and the leather pants... you know what never mind."

:rainbowlaugh: BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

"Must. Burn. Village. To. The. Ground."

Good luck holding the matches with your machetes. :trollestia:

Just curious, would you consider Armless Tiger Man more or less laughable than Razor Fist?

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