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Gherkin


I'm British. I write crossovers with that horse show you people like. That's about it.

T

"I'll tell ya one thing, T, I'm getting too old for this nonsense."


Everything changed when the letter arrived at her door. Twilight Sparkle opened it, thinking it to be nothing but a letter from her former mentor, or perhaps something from an adoring fanfilly. When she read the message within, she realised that this was not the case. Instead, it contained a terrifying ultimatum from a mysterious kidnapper: she would find a way to rob the supposedly impregnable royal vault beneath Canterlot Castle, or do nothing and let her friend Fluttershy die.

Panicked, and with no other choice, the princess decided to cast a spell to summon some of the best thieves for the job. Little did she know that it had a wider reach than she had first expected.


Set during Season 4. A crossover with Grand Theft Auto V. © Rockstar Games. Rated T for strong and potentially offensive language.

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One thing for sure, Trevor is probably gonna flip the hell of it

"Hah, there is no way this plan is gonn.." buddy's head completely implodes, "HOLY FUCK WHAT IS GOING ON?"

Luna- "I am a dream walker, and i knew of Fluttershy's plight the moment she lost her conciousness."

This, is going to be... the best thing ever...

Panicked, and with no other choice, the princess decided to cast a spell to summon some of the best thieves for the job. Little did she know that it had a wider reach than she had first expected.

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5279589 Don't you worry, I have other plans for the Payday Crew.

i going to guess that they aren't going to steal from the repository under canterlot why because the kidnapper would get off way to easily and they could just kidnap another one of her friends or possibly there family's.

I just want to say that I like were this is going and I can't wait to see more.

Also, I hope that Trevor has some sort of rampage or rant in this.

Oh no, they disappeared through a graphical glitch.

Ok, I know the whole plot involves some kidnapper threatening to kill Fluttershy if Twilight goes running to the Princesses for help, but I've already found a little way to abuse the hell out of the letters wording: Why not ask DISCORD to get the kidnapping bastards? Being a god of Chaos, he'd certainly be powerful to do so, and since this is well into Season 4 (after he'd been converted to good with FLUTTERSHY'S help, mind you), he'd be a friend to Fluttershy above anything else. Also, his reality warping powers would also be more than enough to short-circuit whatever execution device the bad guys have: even if the kidnapper had a gun pointed point-blank at Fluttershy's head, Discord could easily turn it into a harmless pop-gun/squirt-gun, or even blink the kidnapper right out of existence before he could pull the trigger.

Or, if that's a little TOO convenient, just have him be able to point out where the bad guys are, and then have Michael, Trevor and Franklin pull a rescue mission - it'd be easy enough for Twilight and her pals to fake planning to rob the Canterlot Vault to keep the kidnappers happy, while the GTA V crew sneaks in and takes the kidnappers by surprise. If it's all the same to the three, a partial payment from the Vault should be just enough to tide them over - well, okay, maybe not Trevor, but Mike and Frank can easily calm him down enough to go along with it, right?

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It's Trevor, of course he will... probably multiple

How long till the next chapter?

EDIT: Was this published on the 16th or 17th of November?
Because my computer logged me out, and it said it was the 17th, but when I signed in, it said 16th.

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Even better scenario: The whole thing initially turned out to be Discord pulling a sick prank on Twilight, who wanted to see if the newest Princess really would rob from her mentor to save Fluttershy, and Fluttershy herself is actually completely okay. ...............initially. Until an even greater villain came around and snatched Fluttershy away and putting her in actual mortal danger and sending out a battered Discord to the Mane Five and to officially make the threat legitimate.

Eh, she probably just had a mirror fall on her. Oh wait, wrong best pony.

but since the kidnapper specifically mentioned not to, I'll bet they'll probably know about it somehow if I tried."

Statistically, this is a bluff. From a personal standpoint, I can see why they didn't take the chance.

Hm, maybe this spell is in the same book as the one that doesn't need dimension-travelers to be half-dead to make the leap. Too bad those spies didn't check the public library first! :trollestia:

Jacking a car(t)'s gonna be a little harder in Equestria. I mean, it's not likely the pony's going to agree to it, and then how will you get moving?

5400769 Assuming they turn into ponies, but yeah, it makes sense.

do they still have there weapons ?
like all of them.

You Better Update This I want to see how they react when they find out they're in a land full of colorful ponies. Especially Trevor

I have a question is the story three bit gangsters dead? I hope its not.

Oxy

Bruh is this cancelled? One of the like two stories I was paying attention to and it's been a while

Ah damn, just found this thing and I wish to god it'd continue....

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