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  • Sunday
    How Long Has It Been Since THIS Happened???

    I think the last time I truly scared myself with my own writing was the scene in Equestrylvania, in which Twilight discovers all the dead foals in the boiler room. There's an upcoming scene in Equestrylvania: Cradle of Ruin that approaches that same level of terror, and you'll know which one that is the moment you read it.

    But what truly terrified me was just tonight. I was working on that "Halloween Special" MLP Crossover (which I may or may not have mentioned in a previous blog post) while on the john at half past midnight. (I know, TMI, but this next part's important, k?)

    So I finish the first chapter of the story, and as I finally wind down from my "writing mode" to read over my creation, it left me... spooked. Just, the whole thing. I literally walked out of my bathroom, netbook in hand, jumping at my sister's Halloween decorations because it's too dark to tell what they are. I've never been that terrified of my own work before.

    Now I know how Stephen King felt when he wrote Pet Sematary... whoop, whoop, whoop, getting into Super Nerdy Mode, there, Fife. Better turn it down.

    Anyway, working on editing that bitch. Hopefully have it up by Halloween. Or maybe even Dia de los Muertos. Who knows.

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  • 1w, 3d
    ah, the wonders of procrastination

    walking dead season 4 on netflix.

    attending shows with fellow entertainers.

    practicing magic.

    visting my folks.

    super smash bros... final fantasy 6... mario galaxy...

    learning how to make balloon animals.

    what am i missing?

    ...oh, right, writing. i'll get back to that, but after walking dead.

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  • 2w, 5d
    Clearing the Air (So to Speak)

    I don't know if it was my timing or if it's just because my styl of humor really is that tasteless, but my last blog post got people sympathizing with me over a breakup that I never actually had. And I didn't lose my job or become estranged from my family, either. The entirety of the last blog was meant purely as a joke.

    I mean, I know I just got off one hell of a train ride over the past few months, but that's kinda how I deal with that noise: pointing and laughing.

    ...Besides all that, the joke was about how addicting the new Smash Bros is. Can't wait for the Wii U version! If anybody wants my Friend Code, I'd be happy to share it over a PM. I need more people to play with because comeonohmygodthisgameissofuckinggood

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  • 2w, 6d
    How to Fuck Up Your Life in Ten Easy Steps

    [Step 1] Be me.

    [Step 2] Buy Smash Bros on 3DS.

    [Steps 3-9] Keep playing it every day until your girlfriend leaves you and you lose your job and your family no longer wants anything to do with you.

    [Step 10] Make a short, snarky blog about it. Go back to playing Smash Bros.

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  • 4w, 5d
    coming back together

    I want to thank everyone who sent me emails, PMs, and comments supporting me in the wake of my grandfather's death. I can't believe so many people, people I've never even seen in person, would go to these lengths just to let me know that I'm in their prayers.

    Now obviously, I'm not going to keep posting about my Paw Paw's death, but I'm still reeling from it. My battle with depression and financial problems in the previous months before choked my creativity to the point where my output trickled down to nothing. I don't think I've updated anything in months, and the most I've written is maybe a couple of paragraphs.

    But that doesn't mean this account is going dead. This means I'm going to pick up the pieces and try again.

    For starters, I'm thinking of putting more of my stories on Fanfic.net, possibly even Deviantart (though honestly I kinda dread the place). Let me know if you have any advice to give in that area -- I don't wanna jump in and get in over my head. I've had enough of that kind of shit IRL, thank you very much.

    As far as my stories go, you'll be pleased that I just finished jotting down the story outline for not one, but two story arcs in Equestrylvania Adventure: one in which Twilight meets Charlotte's mentor, and another which sees the return of easily one of my most favorite Castlevania villains, as well as a dream team-up. I'm using these two to buy me some more time for EqV II (Since I made the mistake of starting that story without a clear indication of where to go. I'm just as lost as RD is right now!). Hopefully, I'll be able to straighten out what I wanna do with EqV II in time for Christmas (And I already have some awesome ideas I wanna use for it... you know, after I rejected quite a few other ideas I wanted to use). So throughout October and November, at least expect the occasional Adventure update. These two arcs are both two-parters, so it shouldn't take me too much effort.

    I'm planning also to write some essay blogs on how to produce decent fiction. I see my friends on this site doing that kind of thing all the time, and I feel my two cents are worth something. Of course, it's only two cents, but hey.

    Also! Before I forget, even though my precious, precious time has become even more precious, I'm working on yet another MLP crossover. Maybe I'll even produce some cover art for it finally. As for what the crossover IS, let's just say it's really Halloween-appropriate.

    Well, I'm done hammering these keys. Ironically, this is the most writing I've done in a week. Love you guys very much, without you this account wouldn't mean anything, God bless.

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this is gonna be good!:heart:

Glad to see the sequel.

I am SOOO pumped to read this! :heart::pinkiehappy:

Dracula might as well put neon signs all over the windows: ‘KIDNAPPED PRINCESSES: TWO FOR ONE DEAL.

*Rainbow walks into castle*

Rainbow: "Alright, Dracula, where's the princess!?"

*Dracula grins sinisterly*

Dracula: "Sorry, little pony, but your princess is in another castle."

I eagerly await more chapters, good author sir/madam. :twilightsmile:


Certainly took my sweet time in putting it out. :twilightblush:


I'm very much a sir.


Wrongo. It's a Wharg.

>>4524056 if it's based off portrait of ruin..... brauner is the big cheese right now (please I hope Alucard helps and joins rainbow

>>4524056 WOOPS, my bad:twilightblush:. Well, don't blame me either, those doggies only showed up in only two games in the original timeline, and they've never been a real threat to make them memorable, unlike their more common bipedal cousins, who are EVERYWHERE, THEY EVEN COME IN JAGUAR, TIGER AND BAT FLAVORS :ajbemused:

>>4522470 wrong game franchise :pinkiecrazy:. Sorry, couldn't resist :rainbowlaugh:

Well I hope they remember to put boxes in front of the iron maidens. :pinkiecrazy::rainbowwild:

I enjoy the shipping between RD and Shatterstorm and the tense atmosphere that's surrounding ther Royal Guards' base.


“...Does that[]/i answer your question?” asks Roaring Yawn.
the entire chapter is in italics

Octavia became a werewolf? :rainbowderp: Interesting indeed.

I hope Shining Armor isn't a lost cause. :applejackunsure: Also, something tells me Princess Cadence isn't quite so peachy keen either, judging by how Roaring Yawn's team dodged the question of how she was doing. Then again, I imagine she could just be really distraught over what's happened to Shining, so I'll wait and see.

I've got goosebumps waiting for the next part. :pinkiehappy:

When it will overtke you to slake its bloodlust?

Great chapter as always, regardless. Looking forward to more. :twilightsmile:

Son of a bitch :twilightangry2:

Wonderful as always, cant wait for the next chapter!

Hope there's a chance for Dashie to not accept his offer:fluttercry:

Great chapter. I cant wait for the finale of the arc.

he’d have fit nicely into a sandwich.

REmake reference ftw!

I'll just make a prediction and say that every single chapter from here on out will be awesome, so I don't have to keep giving the same compliment for every single one.

Great story dude! :pinkiehappy:

I'm getting some serious Vlad the Impaler vibes from the royal guard.

>>4522419 I am eager to start too, it's been in my 'read later' since it came out. I can't wait!:pinkiehappy:

I hope Octavia will be alright after all of that abuse she's gone through as a wolf. :applejackunsure:

I like the way that the arc concluded.  I got to say that seeing RD and Shatterstorm have a moment is cute.

Vinyl, I… I need you.

She sinks further.

Vinyl… I-I’m cold…

Cold. Yes. Cold.

The indentation is irregular here.

The cockeyed position of its head resets with a hard crunch Rose Blade cn hear even from way up.

The 'a' is missing.

Also, there's a few instances where you slip into past tense sprinkled throughout this chapter.

Rainbow Dash is pony Jill Valentine. :rainbowdetermined2: I'm loving how she and Shatterstorm have gradually warmed up to each other over the course of this saga. They really have come a long way since quarreling like eight-year-old siblings.

One last thing: any chance you can provide a bestiary for all the Castlevania enemies you showcase in the story? I've played a lot of the games, but still, it's tough to recognize some of Dracula's minions in written form.


Well, my old editor disappeared off the face of the planet, so these mistakes have been much more frequent than they used to be.

One last thing: any chance you can provide a bestiary for all the Castlevania enemies you showcase in the story? I've played a lot of the games, but still, it's tough to recognize some of Dracula's minions in written form.

I was thinking of doing something like that for my blog, complete with art. Who knows when I'll be able to do it, though; been busy with a lot of things.

>>4877399 I'd be more than happy to take on the role of editor/proofreader for you. :pinkiehappy:


"Slake" is correct. It means "quench" or "satisfy".

Kinda nice to have a chapter that doesnt end with a cliffhanger for once, not that cliffhangers are bad but, you know its kinda nice to have a breather.

Great chapter and nice end to the arc.

I've envisioned Dashie as a warrior for a while now, it just struck one day and it seems so fitting for her. Glad to see someone else shares my vision.

I gotta say that I am quite impressed. This is the level of authorship, storytelling and characterization that I desire to devour with my eyes! I don't really care for the dark horror adventure stories and Dracula is a turn-off but...

...this is a story that should be printed on golden pages bound in silver and the text would be jade. I truly do appreciate all of your hard work that has gone into this fic.

11/10 stars and nothing less!

Tiny stands there for what feels like eternity, at the very mouth of what he imagines Tartarus must be like. Suddenly, a new face appears in the window: something ruined, its lips puffy, a gash on its head leaking something silky red over its mouth. Its empty eyes don’t appear to be looking at anything, yet Tiny can feel it looking at him. It moans.

Forgot that 'at' there.

Oh. Oh, dear Divine Sisters…

This line isn't indented.

A wry smirk tugs at Tiny’s lips before he turns around to face the window. Just outside, broken glass litters a foggy parking lot. “We’re on the first floor,” he remarks. “Cool.”

'Litter' should be plural here.

Other than all of this, the chapter's pretty solid. :twilightsmile:

Love the chapter.

Amazing story mate! I live the plot and character development, you really should keep this up to the end!! So waiting for the next chapter!

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