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CartsBeforeHorses


Put the cart before the horse, mix things up, and look at them in a different way.

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The Maneiac attacks Maretropolis and threatens to destroy the world. Rich playmare Diamond Tiara would love to don her iron exoskeleton suit and save the world, but she’s tired. So she has her butler Randolph save the day for her.

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They have to put that butler as a character tag. He's awesome.

Many faggot tears were shed:pinkiesad2:

This is brilliant, like on so many different levels!:rainbowlaugh:

The butler reminds me of Woodhouse from "Archer" so much so that I often forget his real name and just call him Woodhouse.

Lol! We need a sequel.... :pinkiecrazy:

Diamond Tiara is so awesome. Tossing that massive can of hairspray into space... just awesome.

DT is best Iron Mare. No other pony could fit that much ego in one helmet. Good news for her Butler at least "It's much so bigger on the inside!", can't help but feel you missed out on a nice Doctor Who reference.

Fantastically funny story. We need more of this.

No one will suspect it...

The story had exactly forty-two updates when I read it. I ruined it. Sorry.

I would've ended this with Randolph humiliating Diamond Tiara in public by firing a net-launcher at her, then strutting over to her through the crowd with his helmet open saying something like, "Terribly sorry, Miss Tiara, that was fired by accident. But you did send me out to save the day in your stead with no training whatsoever, so I hope this slip-up can be forgiven."

:rainbowlaugh: Brilliant!

And no, no one ever suspects the butler... :pinkiecrazy:

Please write a sequel, I wanna read more.

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