Yeah, I lost a bet and had to write this. Read at your own risk.
When Chad went to some random anime convention that only otakus know about, he never expected to lose the bet on who'd win the best Chun Li cosplay. Now facing the penalty for losing, he's forced to crossplay as Sakura Haruno.
When he wore said crossplay that only 30-year old living in their parents' basement would wear, he never expected his "pretend" jutsu would work, sending him to Equestria. Facing criminal charges for horrid fashion and crossdressing, he's forced to go on the run as public enemy #1.
Until somepony spilled his spaghetti.
Now it's on.
This is based off and parodying "F*** It I'm Having Fun" and all the spinoffs.
Chapters (1)
What.
3996741 I warned you.
What.
3996751 I know, but ...
This is perfect
Also, that fat roll.
This is so stupid!... I MUST HAVE MORE.
3996764 You had two warnings. I don't know what else I could've done.
First I'm going to shoot my computer. Then I'm going to buy a new one and read this.
3996789 Indeed. Much fat, very roll.
Unsure if Muscle Wizard could take ManSakura in a fistfight.
I just read it...
... your computer is next.
*reads warning*
Oh well, I've spent enough time on the internet, I'm ready for anything
*reads first eight words*
I CAN'T HOLD IT ANYMORE ALREADY
*read*
I actually liked it.
How should I feel..?
I'm just going to be a filthy casual and ask for moar
The roll though.
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>tfw you get magic farts because your mom com home and make hte spagheti
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You warned me, but I didn't listen
why didn't I listen
I loved this even though I don't know what the hell it is!
I may have to kill you. Sorry.
3997334 Come on, it wasn't that bad.
What just happened?
Aaaanyway, This was a good one. I have no idea what just happened, but the humor was well done.
And, because I'm bored, Surprise edits!
I think you added one as too many here, between the was and the normal.
Because the subject of this sentence is dozens of people, it should be were instead of was.
Subject here is also multiple people, and this is also a was/were error.
Another subject error, should be why guys think.
I think you meant to start the sentence with I.
I think you meant, "Half a dish..."
Usually when you're working with acronyms/initialisms, for some reason, it changes the "a" to an "an." English is weird.
A bit of a nit-pick here, but shouldn't this be in present tense? It's not like all the horses mysteriously vanished, and he seems to be cognoscente about the traveling time, so he wouldn't be mistaking it as a long teleport.
Considering disorientate is a verb, and you're using the adverb form to fill in an adjective spot, it should just be regular old disoriented.
You've already established that you're using the singular here, and then you use the plural form, eyes.
A bit of a style thing here, but having two forms of drop so close together is a bit jarring and doesn't read well.
If you put a was in between "and" and "staring," you could fix this right up.
I think the how in this sentence is accidental.
Ah, g and r, both on the same finger.
So, are their faces more rigid than the girl, or the girl's face?
And that's it for today! This was a good one Flint, even though I still don't know what the heck went down.
...Well.
That happened.
~Skeeter The Lurker
3998322 I needed stress relief after spending my entire weekend writing... something else.
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Glorious, glorious upvotes. All of them.
As a member of the group, I find you hilarious.
Keep it up, my good fellow!
I think Kyle used to much rainbow. Also...
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yeah you "Lost a bet"
i know the real truth!! MWHAHAHAHAHA
4004643
*points to picture*
*points to self*
*points out the joke*
4004665
WHAT THE HELL
i feel my IQ slipping
a barrel roll are you SERIOUS
4005324
Uh, yes. Hope you liked it?
4006131 i only said that because of the warning
Welp...
This was decently humorous. When you landed a joke, it really landed, but when you flopped... yeah, you flopped hard. Still though, it was good for a few laughs and some utterly absurd shit.
>I was disorientated, but the magical spices of the spaghetti gifted me with proper cognition.
Best line right here, though.
4009786 Humor is hit or miss with me.
I'll get it eventually, I just have to keep practicing and learning.
4009789
It's all about that timing, yo. That's the most important part. You can't just throw a bunch of silly lines in randomly, they have to work with the rest of the story or something that's potentially hilarious will just flop.
4009799
Oh, that. I getcha. This wasn't really... it was mind vomit. Might as well be honest.
The only reason why I bothered to read this is because I'm pretty sure i know the person in the picture, either that or they bare an uncanny resembalance to one of my friends. After reading this though i found it to be pretty damned funny. I look forward to more.
i need more of this. NOW